why cant english people pronounce mauve correcty

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.photos-public-domain.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mauve-painted-brick-wall-texture.jpg

[VaughnP]

Because that's clearly mallow.

[Hillbilly Jim]

they hecka say it like its spelled movah

[gay sex]

hecka cleft pallets and years of inbreeding

[gay sex]

big pike knows what im talking about

[Steerpike]

never heard anyone say it like that jim

[rolled]

never heard anyone say it like that jim

this

stop watching Bangladesh comedies jim

[Hillbilly Jim]

ok i guess its more like moav, fucking nerds

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[Steerpike]

btw 'herbs' has an 'h' at the beginning

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

and there is only one "r" in "drawings"

[Steerpike]

it's jag-U-ar

not jagwar

[VaughnP]

Aluminum not -ium

[VaughnP]

That one tilts me more than any mispronunciation, they actually spell it this way. It's like who the fuck calls a sidewalk "pavement"?

[Harley]

Have you met my mate Stanley?

http://www.ferret.com.au/odin/images/223364/Stanley-Tools-sliding-pocket-knifes-available-from-RS-Components-223364.jpg

Pronounced Stan-lee

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://76.my/Malaysia/1-pc-safety-retractable-baton-chrome-color-extra-long-0707-14-chewhoung@16.jpg

[Harley]

What's that? A fucking car antenna?

[Harley]

Jog on

[blake]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2032943/81669414.gif

[DankBlaniels]

anyone who uses the word mauve is a faggot, regardless of how they pronounce it

[Steerpike]

Aluminum not -ium

maybe do a little etymological research on that one kid

[VaughnP]

I know the full history behind the word, and neither are what the guy who discovered the compound originally called it. He couldn't make up his mind, and due to American superiority, we ultimately decided for him. The -num reigns supreme.

[Steerpike]

neither what?

post doesn't even make sense

'american superiority' in action folks

[Hillbilly Jim]

atleast american doesnt have piers morgan

[Steerpike]

erm, isn't he a judge on the ironically titled 'america's got talent'?

also you have ann coulter so stfu

[Hillbilly Jim]

i was dropping some dry english humour
kid has his own show and is on other shows stinking up america from coast to coast

[Steerpike]

i don't watch tv jim, but i know you clowns over there lap up all the morons we run out of the country

rofl gordon fucking ramsey, seriously?

[Hillbilly Jim]

i wouldnt mind lapping up cheryl cole as long as she is done with the blacks

[Steerpike]

preeeeeeeetty sure simon cowell is basically the most important man in the US, maybe 2nd behind justin bieber

[Hillbilly Jim]

more like simon scowl

[VaughnP]

Neither aluminum or aluminum, it was originally called alumium.

[Steerpike]

Aluminum not -ium

I know the full history behind the word. The -num reigns supreme.

Neither aluminum or aluminum, it was originally called alumium.

good work kid

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard it wasnt aluminum

a lu min i um is how iremember some nerds saying it on QI

[Steerpike]

whatever, this thread is supposed to be about words that we spell the same but pronounce differently

[Steerpike]

here's one, naivete

now i realise it's kinda french and as such can't be trusted, but i've heard a couple americans saying 'ny-eve-a-tay'

what's that about?

[Steerpike]

ugh spellchecker owning me here :(

[Hillbilly Jim]

thats the only way ive ever heard anyone say it

[Steerpike]

we say 'ny-eeva-tea'

[Hillbilly Jim]

thats just because you guys hecak like your tea

:tea

[anatine]

i got some tea to spill yall...


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