hecka bought a book called the tigers wife

[gay sex]

havent read it, but since i bought it you know its good

[rolled]

gare is looking for someone to read it to him

[rolled]

this thread is now about how you say gare in your head.

When you say it does it rhyme with hair or tar?

[Steerpike]

rofl it's written by a woman

[Steerpike]

with 'hair' rolled, get on the trolley son

[gay sex]

oh its hair alright

[Hillbilly Jim]

im going to need you to keep schtum

[gay sex]

real talk me and jim were skyping last night, and he called them numchucks, instead of nunchucks

i know right

[Hillbilly Jim]

get real im more likely to call them numbchunks

[gay sex]

it happened bro

[MistaCobalina]

that's midwestern pronunciation gar.

[MistaCobalina]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/numchuck

[gay sex]

so basically you have to ruin everything is that what ur saying

[Hillbilly Jim]

i just took a dump while looking at a book from the library of the high school that axl rose went to
suck on that with your tiger book

[gay sex]

jim knits his socks out of squirrel pelts he shoots in pinckney michigan

[gay sex]

read like 3 chapters then i forgot how to read

[Steerpike]

jim knits his socks out of squirrel pelts he shoots in pinckney michigan

he does do this yes

[SkyNigger]

read like 3 chapters then i forgot how to read

I watched a female standup comedian once, 3 attempted jokes and I haven't laughed at anything or anyone since. Also, I can't get it up even with Viagra but I don't know if that's linked to female comedians or to my lifetime of Viagra / Cialis use. Pretty sure I have girls to blame for it though, but with no smoking gun or bullets to fire, it's gonna be hard to negotiate a fair settlement.