Skatz Aesthetics Club

[Harley]

I'm surrounded by men in slippers and jeggings, need to get on the next tip hecka fast. My move to fake glasses and scarf may have been 2 years too late.

Thinking of shipping the Raf for Fred Perry shirt

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/2/7/0/5/1675072/white/image1xl.jpg

with a casual jacket, maybe a safari J from selected

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/8/5/7/7/1627758/sand/image1xl.jpg

and some J & J twills

http://images.asos.com/inv/y/15/95/989228/blue/image1xl.jpg

What do i sit this combo on dawgs? Air maxs? One Stars to obvious, can't bring myself to wear slippers, my Cowboy Boots might work but thats a brave choice...

[gay sex]

thank god this wasnt an athletics club cuz you know were hecka out of shape

#amirite

#isthisthingon

[gay sex]

also real talk we wear lacoste shoes around here kid

[Harley]

look mate, i assumed everyone has at least 2 pairs of lacoste kicks floating around the bedder so i neglected to mention. The point i was raising was shoes decisions have been made all the much harder in todays pants climate.

[Harley]

summer on the way over here, can these killers be pulled off...

http://images.asos.com/inv/x/17/108/1010296/brown/image1xl.jpg

if so, what's the hat choice? is there a hat choice?

#thisischessnotcheckersmotherfucker

[MistaCobalina]

might I suggest a cane?

[MistaCobalina]

u5iNhY3vieU

[MistaCobalina]

If its good enough for Master Disick it's good enough for you.

[gay sex]

ironic throwback brooklyn dodgers hat

[Harley]

Just suggested to me by house guest that braces/trapper hat combo is rampaging all over europe at the

[gay sex]

throw that person out the front door by the scruff of their neck

[Harley]

loving this tee...

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/1/8/7/6/1656781/white/image1xl.jpg

[gay sex]

also the title of a movie starring warren beatty i believe

[Harley]

this polo would be hot with my soviet era watch...

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/5/0/9/5/1645905/black/image1xl.jpg

engineered jeans, white lacostes. Half fottball hooligan half soho. A look for varied occasions.

[gay sex]

that shirt is completely awful

[gay sex]

like u need to be 300 pounds to pull off that collar kid

[gay sex]

jim im gonna need u for the kilogram conversion

[Harley]

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/6/6/5/6/1166566/beige/image1xl.jpg

loose cardi, maybe a hint of braces underneath. Boots. Screams i could be neo nazi, could be hippster. Intrigue created, mission successful.

[gay sex]

im gonna allow this

[Harley]

Hawaiian shirts gare? what's your stance?

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/0/4/3/8/1658340/multi/image1xl.jpg

[Harley]

ignore the rolled sleeves

[Harley]

need tine in this thread

[gay sex]

unacceptable not even ironically while bowling, and or bocce balling

[gay sex]

possibly while playing croquet

[Harley]

pair the shirt with some...

http://images.asos.com/inv/media/0/7/5/9/1139570/black/image1xl.jpg

ying/yang

[Harley]

Hawaiian shirt depends so much on crowd you're mingling with, needs to be a concrete planned evening to be able to wear with confidence

[Harley]

lets discuss shorts, shorts hard for me atm as i've huge knees so the slimmer fit just accentuates this flaw in my physique, do i go over the kneee despite the current skinneness/short short trend, or do i put them on backburner until the crowd comes back around to dickies?

[Harley]

boat shoes are so infuriating.

[gay sex]

u need ur boat shoes in the color blue, shorts above the knee but just barely

[gay sex]

btw i dont like hearing that u have huge knees kid

[Harley]

can't be helped son, you're lack of apathy is kinda disjointing me, you try looking down on them everyday.

[Harley]

knowing you'll never pull off short shorts

[MistaCobalina]

I have a soviet era watch myself. Clock work, obv. Bought it from a meth head for 20 bucks.

[Hillbilly Jim]

this is what blakes son looks like in the future

http://www.thefashiontime.com/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/2009/06/glasses-1.jpg

[Harley]

I said apathy, terrible. I feel like Vaughn.

[Harley]

Lucky pikes not here

[Steerpike]

breaking my 2-hour uncomfortable silence now

[rum dick]

Just perfected the moonwalk. Best twenty years spent ever. Also fleeing my own party cuz friends chick just grabbed my junk when no one was looking

[rum dick]

Apathy was better than empathy. Gare is a big ole john 316 filled bear. Kid couldn't quit loving people if his life depended on it.

[MistaCobalina]

more like an austin 316 filled beer...

SFO!

[gay sex]

did dave seriously know how to moonwalk how did we not hear about this constantly

[Hillbilly Jim]

cant everyone moonwalk?