real talk thinking about ordering delivery chicken fingers at 1 48 am

[gay sex]

strictly because i can, they are above average though realtalk

[gay sex]

real talk i likely wont go through with it but i will look long and hard at the pros and cons

[gay sex]

just to give u slobs some insight pros they are rated 4 stars on urban spoon, con it will probably take like 90 minutes to get them

[gay sex]

although if i bundle this properly with some mozz sticks, i could be onto something

BRB HEADING BACK TO THE LAB TO EVALUATE

[gay sex]

im going through with it i have two episodes of american dad dvred shit is happening

[Steerpike]

ya this is kinda why i don't sign into MSN because it's like this for 10 hours at a time

except it's all in caps

and actually worse than this

[gay sex]

john i find ur antics on msn laborious

[Hillbilly Jim]

eat a cheese stick and chicken finger at the same time

[Statutory Ape]

ya this is kinda why i don't sign into MSN because it's like this for 10 hours at a time

except it's all in caps

and actually worse than this

I always assumed he was somehow twittering and sporting his tweets as posts here which seemed efficient to tell you the truth.

The kid is lonely bro what can you do...

[MistaCobalina]

He's also fat, mike, as you can tell from his food/life choices.

[gay sex]

HATERS OUT IN FULL FORCE

[Statutory Ape]

He's also fat, mike, as you can tell from his food/life choices.

Meh fat means fuck all to me. When you've seen the changes in people I have it gives you a very different perspective. Having taken anatomy and physiology just further cemented what I had known for a long time- that people are all one and the same, that age color gender race and adiposity just effectively quantize one thing- who you are physically. That's it. Trust me there are worse things to suffer in life than being fat and there are much worse people than fat people and there is much more to a person than what you can see or touch...

[gay sex]

ty for standing up for us fatties

[Bobby Wong]

some of those things you wrote arent words bro and fat people are wrong because they smell funny on account of all the sweating and they have a hard time wiping there butt completely

[gay sex]

*their*

[Statutory Ape]

ty for standing up for us fatties

I know it's hard to do but please do not categorize yourself like that. When you get what I mean you will "get it" so to speak.

Who you are is not the image looking back at you in the mirror, it's the person you feel on the inside and project to others. If you really get down about your weight, of course I can help, but really the biggest difference maker is going to be you. Take control of the image you project by loving yourself with sincerity from the heart and the rest will fall into place. When you meet people, look them in the eye and remember that the person standing in front of your is NOT ANY DIFFERENT thank you, they have their own strengths and weakenssses, for every flaw you have that person can equally match it perhaps in a different and as of yet unseen way. The point though is- when you make eye contact with someone, whether you assert yourself as that persons equal or even their superior is all UP TO YOU and it has NOTHING to do with how much body fat you are holding.

Fat is just a storage device, learn how it operates and master it. Trust me, it's much easier than you think. It has nothing to do with a "diet" or eating chicken and rice, it has everything to do with human physiology and how your body stores energy for presumed future energy demands. That is a simplistic view of a rather complex subject of course, but what i say is always the truth, I never lie when it comes to things like a persons health or body.

You know why I am driven to do what I do? Here is an example- a month ago I was at walgreens (this is a true story) and sitting in line behind a woman who, as far as I could tell, had been in a major car accident at some point. She had been left on a cane (probably a walker at home) and was heavyset, maybe 45-47 years old or so. Lifetime smoker 100%, leathery ugly skin and all that. So my gaze moves on to the next person, another woman, about 35 and working as a cashier and much the same level of non-attractiveness. Older, heavyset, not terribly friendly looking white lady.

I turn to my right and see Beyonce gazing like a deer in a jeeps headlights and in the brief second I realized I was standing in a microcosm of what is now the tragedy of the human race. Here are two examples of what "Americans' really look like doing what Americans really do- Buy things they do not need which they really can not afford in the first place just to put the voice of self doubt in their head to rest. All the while, everyplace they shop, every channel on television that they watch, every movie every small talk conversation at every coffee shop they can not ever get away from seeing this peeking back at them lest they unguard their hearts and eyes a moment too long and actually peek out at the world -

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/beyonceknowles/beyonce_knowles_24.jpg

When I see that picture do you know what I think? I'll tell you what the fuck I think-at that wallgreens in utter contempt and disgust I actually grabbed the garbage in print and threw a bunch of them on the fucking ground, face down. I did not leave nor was I asked to. In fact, the women seemed genuinely relieved.

When I see that picture I see all that is wrong with humanity but further more when I see two depressed human beings standing there trying not to stare at the magazine I feel like my heart rips in half because I know what they're thinking- "she is SO pretty...I bet my husband would really get horny to fuck her...and I could never look like her.. well, maybe this new perfume will do the trick, at least tonight. I'll do my hair a bit. I might not be beyonce but I have somethingto offer...DON'T I?" and you know what, I HAVE A VERY REAL FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT.

If' you want to parade braindead whores high on coke and who knows what on the pages of your useless magazine you have a right to do so but to shove an unrealistic idealized and airbrushed piece of filth like that AT EYE LEVEL, WHERE PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO SEE IT, IN A GROCERY STORE OR WALGREENS, WHERE PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO GET THEIR FOOD AND TOILETRIES- NO, that is not ok with me!

Half the obesity we have in this country is caused by intentional misinformation by the greedy (for lack of a better term) fat cats who run the food and beverage industry, the other half is caused by DEPRESSION because should your weight slip you too might look in the mirror one day and say to yourself "well my girl/guy would want to fuck me, if I looked like THAT" while some filthy rag peers out at your from atop your mattress or on your dresser. From there what do you do??? You eat! Food is natures everything, the right kinds will make you satisfied others can make you euphoric. I said euphoric I mean, we are still talking about dopamine here, aren't' we? Of course we are, the same neurotransmitter a cocaine addict is after, the same thing a junkie is tying up his arm for- DOPAMINE. If you are good looking you have sex and that brings lots of DOPAMINE (along with serotonin and a few assorted things) and by and large it's the dopamine that is the positive reinforcer we crave. If you aren't getting it from sex, it has to come from someplace and food fit's the niche quite nicely. It's cheap an plentiful and does not carry the stigma you would see snorting cocaine or shooting smack . Unfortunately eating for pleasure is the slipperiest slope you can lose your footing on and once you start down that path, it's very hard to recover. THAT is my talent, that is what I am good at- Seeing a person through all the bullshit and bringing the real substance out from within.


I for one am sick of the shallow and disgusting images being forced down our collective throats twenty four hours a day and if you happen to be overweight, don't be unhappy about it, just understand it and take control of your life. That starts not at the dinner table or right underneath your belt but right behind your eyes and from within your ribcage. We humans were born for greater things than to hang our heads in public lest we be reminded of just how imperfect we are. What rubbish. I haven't watched more than 10 hours of cable television in the last 8 or 9 years and every time I feel like I am missing something it only takes 30 seconds of agony to turn that evil device back off. I am the only person I know with a very nice brand new fifteen year old sony television and I am proud of that in a way. It's my reminder of how blessed I am to see the world for the TRUTH and not for the bullshit covering everyone else's eyes. The saddest part is, almost no one even realizes how GOOD life can really be...Thats the tragedy, live longer be more attractive have more sex and make more money- and STILL be unhappier day by day....THat's no way to live, not for anyone on this planet.

[Statutory Ape]

I wrote that off the cuff no editing really so if there are grammar mistakes or things don't make sense- I am not sorry.

[gay sex]

this just happened, that trinitron brag was zinc though

[Statutory Ape]

IF YOU DRINK A BOTTLE OF TIPEX HOW LONG DO THE EFFECTS LAST AND CAN YOU SUSTAIN A CORRECTION LONGER THAN USUAL?

Get the joke right at least...

[anatine]

Get the joke right at least...

http://i.imgur.com/2DAkf.png

[Statutory Ape]

lol tine wtf is that?

I edited tappers post didn't you notice? In the quote box? The text above mine? SonaTEEN?

ALRIGHT FINE, TWIST MY ARM THEN WHY DON'T YOU?

"I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did."

i HOPE YOU ARE SATISFIED SIR.

[anatine]

lol tine wtf is that?

I edited tappers post didn't you notice? In the quote box? The text above mine? SonaTEEN?

ALRIGHT FINE, TWIST MY ARM THEN WHY DON'T YOU?

"I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did."

i HOPE YOU ARE SATISFIED SIR.






























































http://i.imgur.com/lr4DQ.jpg

[Statutory Ape]

I feel so unwanted...SONATINE- WHY HAST THOU REJECTED ME?????

[gay sex]

i dont even know a place that delivers chicken fingers at 2 am anymore SHITS GOTTEN REAL BAD FOR ME YALL

[gay sex]

also apparently i bought cinnamon sugar and didnt even know about it for 6 months, i just went retro and made cinnamon sugar toast shit is amazing and brings back memories of the only thing my mom ever cooked for me

[gay sex]

also in a feat of environmental economy i drank a quarter of the thing of club soda and then poured orange juice straight into the bottle, ZERO CUPS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS

[gay sex]

okay not true my mom would also put ribs in the oven when they didnt leave pizza money when they were going out

they were fucking awful ribs though people