The Truth About Gay Sex

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/bRkdw.jpg


DUDES A WIZARD YALL.

[DRK Star]

MORE LIKE THIS


http://www.cdry.net/images/faygo_24oz_bottles2.png


AMIRITE?

[Suicide King]

We don't have faygo out here

[behemoth old]

http://i.imgur.com/bRkdw.jpg


DUDES A WIZARD YALL.


The last bottle on the right sells for over $200 now. Limited edition MT. DEW. That shit was nasty. I'm glad to see Gay Sex does not drink Diet Mt. Dew. I would've had to have added him to my list.

[behemoth old]

Also, that guy is pretty fat.

[anatine]

Rude.

[Hillbilly Jim]

knew i should have invested in mtn dew

[DELAWARE]

HOW DID GAY SEX BECOME A WIZARD?

[gay sex]

yall know if im going dew its diet

[DRK Star]

the creepiest part of this thread is the fact that Behemoth knows the value of a rare bottle of Mountain Dew.

[Statutory Ape]

MORE LIKE THIS


http://www.cdry.net/images/faygo_24oz_bottles2.png


AMIRITE?

Bro I didn't know Detroit was known for making awesome soda...This might be amazing though, so hopefully the wizard can weigh in on the matter as I and surely others would like to get his opinion.

WIZARD, FAYGO SODA, SPEAK ON THIS PLEASE
CUZ PARCHED MOUTHS NEED TO KNOW
REALTALK

[Statutory Ape]

HOW DID GAY SEX BECOME A WIZARD?

My great grandad used to tell us as kids a story about where all life came from, it goes like this:

"At one time, the universe was without form, without shape, an empty void of nothingness with no beginning nor end.

From this expansive void a great and powerful being, creator of the heavens and of the Earth and Mountain Dew, literally spoke itself into existence, and from whence there was nothing suddenly there was a great being, and it called itself The Wizard."

So that's the wizard thing, on the name gaysex:

"and so The Wizard saw that His creations worshipped Him and sung His praises, and that this made His ego soar like the clouds, and thus that His humans were indeed good.

To repay His faitthful servants The Wizard thought of a reward befitting such devotion, loyalty and servitude. Knowing our hearts soar when laughter is present, The Wizard created a spirit of pure gayous emotion with which to reward the most faithful humans with what we know as "laughter" (sometimes referred to as "daily bread" or "manna" depending on scripture) and so He spoke his creation into existence and it was called "gay".

As His creations laughed and danced and were gay, The Wizard saw that it was good, and He was happy. Howeer, an unforeseen problem arose - as humans learned how great it was to be gay, they wanted nothing else, refusing food and drink and other basic tennaments for survival. The fate of His most loyal servants swaying in the balance, The Wizard had to act quickly and find a way to keep His creations as gay as their hearts desired and yet still able to keep replenishing in number.

Thus The Wizard set out to create a second spirit to cover the earth and it's power so great, it could blind a mans eye and fool a womans heart, and overcome all sense of reason and logic. This primal force was hardcoded into each human being and we now it today as being "horny".

As humans needed to be both gay and still reproduce in multitude, in His wisdom The Wizard saw that, indeed, these needed not be opposing spirits, for the human heart would be torn asunder, but rather, differing sides of the same spirit acting in unison. As such people could be both happy and find joy in the act of reproducing, thus a new spirit was made such that humans would get horny when they needed to reproduce, and laugh when they needed to refuel the spirit, and thus The Wizard but spoke His creation into existence, and it's name was GaySex."

That's all we have to go on in terms of origin Del, from my understanding The Wizard and gaysex are the same being, but that's contradictory at times so we have to take a lot of what we know on faith.

[gay sex]

that is correct del

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

ttt for the fond memory seeing OP invokes. i can literally close my eyes and I'm back in my room with my mac book and I'm gazing down at this incredibly long Scooter post determined as fuck to digest all of it and say something impressive. I miss those days quite a bit and tbh I have no clue where the time went. I felt like my life had meaning then, like I had friends and my days meant more than nothing...

[rum dick]

mike, have another hug from all of us at skatzpokerdotcom. cheers

[gay sex]

it really could have been skatzpokerdotcom.com if i had pushed like 8 percent harder, this ones on me yall

[gay sex]

would have been amazing and all of you know it

[anatine]

ttt for the fond memory seeing OP invokes. i can literally close my eyes and I'm back in my room with my mac book and I'm gazing down at this incredibly long Scooter post determined as fuck to digest all of it and say something impressive. I miss those days quite a bit and tbh I have no clue where the time went. I felt like my life had meaning then, like I had friends and my days meant more than nothing...


honestly tho how great were scooter posts?

xWwUJH70ubM

[Bobby Wong]

they werent very great bro

[gay sex]

UH OH

[Militant Quacks]

the golden age of skatz was when ape fell in love with scooter its all been downhill since

[VaughnP]

On a side note, I know of two places where one can get those rare Mountain Dews. If people really pay decently, I'm not sure why I'm not Amazoning them.

[rum dick]

The last bottle on the right sells for over $200 now. Limited edition MT. DEW. That shit was nasty. I'm glad to see Gay Sex does not drink Diet Mt. Dew. I would've had to have added him to my list.

how the heck did you come up with that valuation?

[Bobby Wong]

captain hemo is a bigtimer on the dew road, shits hecka darkweb

[rum dick]

well holy fuck there really is a collectors market for mountain dew two liters.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=mountain+dew+two+liter&_sacat=0

[Behemoth]

I've made more money off Mt Dew than a man should be allowed too.

[Behemoth]

:hof