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SkyNigger
05-07-2012, 04:43 PM
One of the finest minds of his generation mentioned something impossibly brilliant a few months ago, and I've been pondering on it ever since.

I think you give too much power to narrative in shaping human behavior. I think most of human behavior is shaped at a much lower brain level than the frontal lobe, which is narrative's domain.

It had bothered me since I read it, but I couldn't put my finger on it until yesterday, when I obliterated the red button. And my thumb.

Of course, I knew it already. I had just suppressed it in understandable (but not justifable - and the difference lies at the very heart of the Catholic con) horror. I worked this shit out at a very young age, when I would preach at my IMBECILIC horror show parents; literally drilling them into Hell with their own Bible. Unsuccessfully, of course; because Hell is where is Heaven was going to be installed, prior to the Catholic emotional demolition of the planet.

nb. when I say Catholic, I really mean Religion. They merely have the slickest distribution of the open-sourced code to control imbeciles.

Nothing I could say could even pin-prick my parents' dementia. But one day I was listening to the vomit I normally auto-blocked for reasons of sanity, and the horror at the realisation sent me screaming for the Dept. of Repression. My parents were listening to the vomit, as well. Except they weren't - really - listening. Something else completely different was happening.

They were being entertained. They were having fun. And they were learning how to continue losing their minds.

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19. IN INDIA THEY OFTEN HAD CHILD BRIDES AT SEVEN YEARS OF AGE! They can get married at that age! Then they could do all the fucking they want without having to worry about any kids until they are 12 years old!

Maria: And by that time they'll for sure be ready for some!

21. WE'RE GETTING YOUNG TEENAGERS IN THE FAMILY RIGHT NOW WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED & HAVE CHILDREN AT 13, 14 & 15! What are we going to do with these kids? Are we going to prohibit them & inhibit them just the way the System does,& refuse to let them have sex & get married or have anything to do with each other, as I have already heard of in several cases? Why? Why? The kids need it, they want it & they could enjoy it.—Why can't they have it, huh?

22. "OH, SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT!" SO WHAT? She gets pregnant, she has a baby! She's young enough, strong enough & smart enough to be trained to take care of children at that age, & it would get them serious & sobered down to what life is all about at a nice early age!

23. THAT'S JUST THE AGE WHEN THEY CAN TAKE IT, when they really need it, & they need to start getting trained.

25. OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TIME FOR A BIG EDUCATION EITHER. BUT WHO THE HELL NEEDS IT! See, that's another reason why they don't let them get married: "Oh, you haven't finished your education yet! It's so sad! You're just going to have to take some menial job, some dumb thing & you can't make a huge salary like you could in some big highly technical job!" All of that is not of God anyhow!-Technology is destroying the Earth!

30. THEY DON'T WANT THEIR KIDS TO GROW UP, number one. They don't want them to have babies they're going to have to take care of, & they don't want them just to have an ordinary menial job of some kind that they haven't got to have a big long long education for.

31. IF THEY WANT TO HAVE A LOT OF EDUCATION, THEY SHOULD FIGURE OUT SOME WAY SO the kids could be married & have children & some relative or the grandparents take care of them. By that time the grandparents are old enough to take care of them & have got enough money to take care of them, & can let the kids go ahead & get their education. It's all selfishness, it's just selfishness!

32. MARIA: STRENGTH IS A REAL IMPORTANT POINT,because when they're younger they have a lot more strength to take care of a child that has so much energy & is active every minute of the day.

Goodness gracious yes! Even at Alfred & Sara's age they're much stronger than we, are & can be so active & play with Davidito & everything. He's so full of energy!

33. 15-YEAR-OLD TEENAGERS ARE REALLY STRONG & FULL OF ENERGY & CAN HANDLE IT. It wouldn't get so much on their nerves. They're kids themselves & they could play with them & enjoy it! They know enough to teach that child the simple things of life, growing up.

34. BY THAT AGE THEY OUGHT TO BE SMART ENOUGH TO TEACH THEM. They say, "But they're too young to train the children!" Why?--Why are they too young to train them? If they've been trained properly themselves at home & been trusted with responsibility & taught to work, they're not too young to take care of them.

Maria: They're actually closer at that age to their training, their beginning training, & it's easier to teach a child.

It's easier for them to remember how it was when they were a kid because they're still kids themselves!

35. I BELIEVE GOD'S SYSTEM IS THE BEST! He made kids able to get married & have children at 12, 13 & 14, & if you ask me, He must have known that was the best age, because then they could kind of grow up with their own kids.

62. MARIA: DO YOU THINK OUR KIDS MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE FUNNY about what people would think?

Yes, but Honey, we're revolutionary! Why worry about what people will think? We live in a different style of life in defiance of the System, so why shouldn't we do it on that score too? If the System won't permit us to let them actually legally get married at that age, why not just let them live together & have children anyhow? So what?

They'd probably accuse us of contributing to the delinquency of minors or corrupting minors!

That's the God-defying System!


That's brilliant. Every single "Mo Letter" was brilliant in the way the Bible is brilliant, because David Berg never - EVER - preached to my parents. He was just a humble vessel, a flawed servant of the LORD. Just like Pope Benedict, who faithfully "toils in the vineyard of the LORD". He's "The Servant of Truth"; just ask him or buy his biography titled "The Servant of Truth."

They never preach. They simply have thoughts maybe you would like to hear? Only if you're into the LATEST and FRESHING BREAKING NEWS from God. The "Mo Letters" allowed my parents - who were loved by Moses more than any other Children of God - in on the Secret thoughts of God. Soon everyone would have God's Word, obviously. But the cult...

They got the Good Word, first. They were ahead of the game. The System was the field, way out behind them struggling to catch up. They had the edge, their man who was in with the Big Guy Upstairs. He got all the goss and passed it along to them. The Children of God (because we are all God's children, but they were His CHOSEN favourites) was fueled by the raw, uncut, cutting-edge, tickertape conversations between Moses and Maria - who were just chatting. Shooting the wind. They didn't even realise anyone was listening! They were just solving the mysteries of God's Words and TRUE Thoughts, working the puzzle out, putting the pieces together WITH the faithful and letting their CHOSEN people get first dibs on smoking, piping hot BREAKING NEWS.

It's a little loose, of course. Just a little raw. When I was 17, I would lose my mind in horror at these imbecilic girls who would literally read the Required Reading list purely to look for supporting arguments for what they already believed, which they'd then 'paraphrase' (cut / paste one after another) into their submitted papers. This is Catholic Toddler logic. Toddlers already KNOW all of knowledge. And they're only interested in validating what they already KNOW. Everything else gets ignored, blocked out. It's irrelevant.

They're a little bit like you. Funny, that.

Indian child brides can fuck all they like without even worrying about children! Wouldn't that be nice. If they get pregnant, so what? It's a good thing.

Brilliant.

At that age, they need to start being trained! Of course, at that age they should already be trained and ready to train.

Brilliant.

No time for a LONG LONG education and that's a good thing! Who needs that crap. If education is so important, this is what they should be doing to let their children be educated. It's not about education. It's about SELFISHNESS.

Brilliant.

But the most brilliant of all tricks, is why you cannot bring logic to a fight against a brainwashed religious imbecile. They've heard all the logic already. It's been sneered at for them, already. They just shake their heads. They knew you would say that.

"They'd probably accuse us of contributing to the delinquency of minors or corrupting minors! THAT'S THE GOD-DEFYING SYSTEM."

They just KNEW you were going say that. Gosh, you're so brainwashed with Wrong. They know Right. They will try and help you, but only if you're capable of being shown the Light. If you don't have an Open Mind, then...what can they do, but pray for you?
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The dumbest mistake made by people who try to CONVERT the Catholic Toddlers of the world to Sanity is their - incorrect - assumption that Insane people want to be Sane. They KNOW they are not insane. They KNOW you are blind and nothing you say will even be heard. They Know what they know, and so they Know Everything.

The second dumbest mistake made by people who try to CONVERT imbecilic Toddlers to Sanity, is their - incorrect - assumption that the Toddlers are capable of PLAYING FAIR. It's all a game to Toddlers, and every Christian knows they're not the PERFECT Christian. They'll be the first to admit their flawed HUMAN nature. I'm not the only person quoting Jesus Christ at them. They don't want to forsake all that they Hath. They're not perfect.

They just want to fuck children.

If you cannot understand this fact, Toddlers have fooled you. They've outplayed you accidentally, with their idiotic stupidity. They don't realise how stupid they sound. They think they're being shrewd.

You got fooled. You morons.
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Morons never got fooled.

When you understand that, you will understand morons. They never got tricked, or scammed. You have to progress to the point where you can go backwards, to get fooled. Toddlers who live their life as Toddlers, never got to that point. They never learned how to learn. So they learn by being let in on Secrets. Inside information. You have to give them the illusion of shrewd Control or they won't trust you. But if they're shrewdly assessing whether there is any Value in what you're saying...

They'll first make sure you have a clue.

So you give them a little of what they know, just to show them that you're in the Know as well. They will spot it, identify with it, and if you do this well enough soon they won't Need to keep on VERIFYING your bonafides by cross-checking it with what they already Know. You clearly Know the Score. You'll be their Servant of Truth. And then...

Then something happens called Imprinting. And to the imprinted, you can say whatever - the - fuck you like. They will obey. You have been permanently associated in their minds, with truth.

Steve Jobs understood a great deal about the murky dark shit I'm talking about. Every human is capable of being imprinted. We're all victims of our limited exposure whilst impressionable. From that point on, everything is referenced back.

Researchers have noted that computer users exhibit preferences towards the first system they learn, then judge other systems by their similarity to that first system. The result is that "users generally prefer systems similar to those they learned on and dislike unfamiliar systems."

Apple became the largest company on the planet without really producing much at all. They didn't cure cancer. They didn't invent the television. They just fiddled with products that already existed and made them more idiot-friendly. And that's the cold, hard Truth. Idiots be trapped now, of course. It's Commerce 101, for Geniuses.

It gets a little creepy when Religion does it.

It gets horrifying when Religion has been doing it for so long, idiots don't realise everything they Know is a horrifying illusion. A sick, twisted, demented, corrupted abortion of the reality that should have been; were it not for some tortured beasts who screamed at imbecilic Toddlers and made them afraid of ETERNAL TORTURE ZOMG. Frightened by the Bible, and terrified of a VIOLENT God who has no time for questions or complaints (He'd rather just KILL you for your nerve), Toddlers imprint to their version of Terror because He's THEIR Father. And together, they will fucking obliterate you. hahah!

Once they work out TERROR is on their SIDE, they're locked into being a Toddler Victim for life.

If something they read or hear proves otherwise, it's nonsense. It's gibberish. It's poppledock. They will just hear you ramble your stupidity, and they will smirk at you. You don't know what they KNOW, and they KNOW you're stupid because of that.

They don't HAVE to fucking listen to you!

You're no BETTER than them!

Who fucking made you the KING of them?

They don't fucking give a damn about YOU. They don't fucking CARE what you THINK. So why don't you just keep your OPINIONS to yourself.

They don't HAVE to fucking listen to you.

It literally doesn't matter if you're giving them directions when they're driving, or begging them to act in their own best interests. They won't 'fall' for it. They can spot criticism a mile away, and BANG. They're blocking anything you say.

The entire world is populated by Catholic Toddlers who already KNOW what is what. But they don't know what is what. They just strut.

I was saying WHAT THE FUCK until I realised one day how you communicate with Catholic toddlers who already know what is what. You entertain them. You let them in on a Secret. Make them feel privileged. Tell them a story. Let them into an exclusive club. The inner circle. Then you give everyone a little piece of what they Know. You can't hit them with hard and fast rules, you gotta compromise. Give everyone a taste.

Seven years old in India! Crazy, but food for thought no? Hey we all know 13 is fine. 14, 15 if you're not into 7 year olds. Let's discuss it for awhile, chew the fat, weigh up the pros and cons and puzzle it out. How about we meet in the middle and go with God's OPINION?

12 years old.

It's really as simple as that.
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In the 96% Catholic Philippines, there are 90 million Toddlers.

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anatine
05-07-2012, 05:05 PM
SO much beef in these whoppers.

SkyNigger
05-07-2012, 06:26 PM
And one of those toddlers is named Kaiwa.

Well, it might be Melca. Or Clara. She has three Facebook accounts because she's so crafty, you would be in awe. No really, she's brilliant. She's a master of shrewd deception and the reason she's important is because she's literally too stupid to be dabbling in deceit. She'd be so much better off telling the truth, but I will let you be the judge of that.

You don't know Kaiwa. Let me introduce you. She's very cute, and I have literally hundreds of photos I could post because all three of her vehicles of crafty deception are friended on Facebook. And every setting is on Public because Facebook are all about Privacy with their default settings. Almost all her photos are her trying to look at SEXY as she can and she fails miserably in all but a few very risque ones; in which she looks more or less how she looks in real life. She's pretty hot in real life. But she looks like a moron in photos because she's TRYING to look SEXY and SULTRY. In real life, she's incredibly hot. And she knows it.

Actually, that might be ALL she Knows. Period.

Because she's Catholic and because she's a Toddler and because she's a girl in a Catholic world of Toddlers who are ONLY interested in SEX. Sex is naughty. That's only half the reason why they are obsessed with it.

The other half of the reason is that Catholic Toddlers don't - get - Fun. For an imbecilic Catholic Toddler, life is 100% about sex for girls and 100% about money (i.e. sex) for guys. Sex = Fun. Fun = Sex. That is what they Know. And that is all they Know about Fun.

This is Kaiwa. Her body screams SEX. It's why we met. She's a victim of Catholic exploitation. She works in a KTV bar in Pasay very close to where I was trying to fix my Catholic SMART phone (http://youtu.be/gbH73KOrw1U) for four hours with no luck. They swore black and blue they could root the corrupted Android OS, which is shipped with so much filthy junk it's an outrage that outrages nobody. You can't remove it. They don't give End Users that kind of control because you cannot be trusted with your $1000 phone. You could move their moronic apps imposed upon you for your benefit.

They couldn't root my phone. They just wasted four hours of my time.

I was walking to a taxi when I saw Kaiwa standing in front of a bar. The girls stand in front of the bars and scream BLOOD-CURDLING screams for the same reason that hotel staff SCREAM their insults at you softly.

You want to be a celebrity. You love being SPOILED. You love being screamed at as if you were the Beatles or Justin Beiber. You're neither but you enjoy being treated like a VIP because you're not important and you will never be important because you don't want to be important. You just want to be treated as if you were super important. You're a little stupid, of course; because the SCREAMING is so horrifying it's...well, it's you. I blame the market. I cannot fathom the imbecile dementia of the market but I have to because the alternative is that the Catholic imbeciles in Manila KNOW better than you about whether you like your eardrums being shattered by girls screaming at the top of their lungs when you walk past.

Oh.

Looks like you're off the hook, this time.

Every business in the Philippines is operated like this. They get TOLD by people, I have TOLD businesses how to ensure they will never see me again and they ensured I never returned. They KNOW better than you what you like and don't like. They're Catholic Toddlers who Know Everything. So they starve to death.

I have very little interest in the sex industry here in Manila for no reason other than the girls are mostly demented disgusting creepy mutants and 100% of them are Toddlers who are too stupid to be plausible, which is why you're going to meet a few of the tiny fraction who are - if you are into sex with Toddlers - arguably fuckable.

Kaiwa is not arguably fuckable. There is not a guy on the planet who would care how stupid she is.

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Until after they'd fucked her. Then they'd scream, in horror. She's really dumb. She's so dumb, all she does is lie non-stop, because she's so god damn crafty and shrewd. She lies about everything, for no reason. She's a Catholic genius.

At her KTV bar, she lost her mind. I didn't care how stupid she was. She kept telling me she loved me. She must have gushed her 'love' 30 times. I kept telling her to stop being silly and to take her clothes off. You can't do that sort of thing at a CLASSY child exploitation joint, and because all the girls sleep 6 or 8 to a room above the karaoke rooms where they work, she spent most of her time telling me what she was going to do once we got back to my place after work. She's 18 without an ID but I was cool with that. I was there for a couple hours and spent a few thousand peso (less than $100). She probably gets 1/5th of that, if that.

I gave her my address and staggered home so drunk I passed out fully dressed in a pool of OJ. When I woke up at noon, I had forgotten all about her until this random girl called me 3 times babbling about how sorry she was.

For what, she didn't say. Actually, she didn't have anything to say except "Sorry" over and over and she wanted me to drag the story out of her I guess. I might have but I didn't know who the fuck she was.

I hung up on her twice and got - curt - with her the third time before she texted and I worked it out. The little sex kitten from the night before! Brilliant.

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nb. All the Baby Baby shit is perfectly horrifying but I was calling her Baby to remind her that she's 17 - sorry, 18 without an ID - and I didn't even realise she was calling me it back until after awhile, so I changed over to Kid. I'm not actually as faggot as I sound, is my point. Well I might be. If I am, I submit in mitigation the fact that I have to talk to imbecilic Toddlers non-stop.

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She's really hot. Like, it's indecent.

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She'd spent a great deal of time trying to convince me to "be her boyfriend" and I was trying to explain to her - delicately - that she should stop being silly and take her clothes off. I was unequivocal. There would literally be no point because I am leaving in weeks and she would not be. But what is logic to love? Or 'love'? But then I repeat myself because what is love to 'love', but love? Food for thought.

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Look at the times on the messages and kindly tell me what she is apologising for?

We hadn't spoken since the phone calls where I told her to fuck off, but apparently her nose is bleeding from my typing English too fast? Like I said, she's not a very good liar, but she doesn't know that. She just makes up demented lies for no reason. The bullshit excuses don't have to make sense to you because they make sense to her.

She's shrewd. She's playing you. Just accept it. Deal.

You literally have to. There is no other option in this world of imbecilic Catholic Toddlers and their endless shrewd.

SkyNigger
05-07-2012, 08:22 PM
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She called me about four times but my phone is...

She's starting to bore me but I'm genuinely torn at this point between her ACTUALLY being too stupid to use a taxi (these are SIMPLE Catholic toddlers and it's entirely possible they have never used one before, who could afford such a LUXURY) or her ACTUALLY being demented enough to wasting all this time PLAYING me. It's a line-ball decision because what's the con?

Exactly.

But my phone...omg. It is literally ROFL_FUCKED (http://youtu.be/gbH73KOrw1U). It has a mind of it's own and it's really quite horrifying but then nothing electronic in my apartments (that's plural) WORK after my phone goes crazy. They all worked. Then my phone gets possessed, and my washer-dryer dries with water during the drying cycle (can't be optimal?), neither the cable nor free-to-air work because I'm not as GOOD at pressing a remote control as you are, my refrigerator is a cool dark noisy cupboard where milk goes rotten within two days and lukewarm drinks seem chilled when you have an A/C unit that blows lukewarm air around your sweltering room.

But I'm sure it's all a coincidence and couldn't possibly have anything to do with the 21 computer systems which are unservicable. And my phone which is possessed and calls creeps who cannot be SHOWN the evidence that I am not a creep who prank calls them and writes them text messages of jibberish because they KNOW I prank called them and they KNOW I wrote them messages of jibberish. They received them from my number, didn't they?

So I can show them evidence like I showed Jam and nothing registers. She knows what she Knows. Anything I'm going to show her isn't going to matter. She KNOWS I called her without speaking late one night just to breathe before hanging up, and that's about all she Cares to know.

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Jam makes Kaiwa look like a silly child. Jam is adorable. I'm not going to speak to her again because she's a creep.

If I show evidence of something, it's called PROOF. What use could proof be to shrewd Toddlers who know everything?

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Here I'm getting annoyed, because I don't like to repeat myself so I repeated myself.

I've been repeating myself for 25 fucking years in this Catholic world of imbecilic Toddlers who don't listen to anything you say because if they need to know something, they'll just ask. You could have said it 20 times already but they'll ask when they Need to Know. And they - will - Need to know because they're not listening to you.

It's all ME ME ME. The narcissistic insanity of Catholicism. The universe revolves around them. ME ME ME. It's not shrewd. It's not a winning personality. It's horrifying and batshit insane.

Then she tells me not to worry. What the fuck. I got the shiver I used to get when my imbecilic mother was running one of her crafty deceitful scams on us. Like, "get ready for dinner" when there is no food. And I would be like stalling doing something more interesting and she would yell at me to get ready NOW. And tell me not to worry.

I would freeze and shiver. How could I be worried.

Oh.

There's no food. hahah. She's a genius. You see?

Well if you don't, you probably wouldn't have understood what the fuck Kaiwa is babbling about. But I know Catholic Toddlers. I was raised by them. I knew what she was saying, in her stupid imagining that I could be AFRAID of getting conned by her shrewd. What's the con, you say?

Exactly.

She wants me to come to her bar because she can make like $20 out of me. Maybe. Probably less. It's big money for a victimised Catholic Toddler in a nation where 70 million Catholic Toddlers live on less than $2 / day. I blasted something like $800,000 into the atmosphere because I couldn't take this endless fucking demented shit. Friends smirking at how shrewd they were when they'd steal chump change from me! Friends smirking pretending to be 'coy' when they'd ridicule me in horrifyingly demented and not-remotely-as-subtle-as-they-IMAGINED fashion, in public. To make themselves look good?

I think?

Who fucking knows with demented morons who cannot understand that if we work together, we could impress. If they wanted to snivel and pretend how cool they were behind my 'back' (i.e. right in front of me, but they're too stupid to realise these things when they're being devilishly 'subtle') then no one can win because I will either just leave in disgust or...

...or everyone gets DESTROYED by my TEETH.

They would snicker and sneer. I had no teeth. They KNEW that fact. This is their logic: If I had teeth, I'd have torn them to shreds already. Geniuses.

And my terrifying teeth I spent my life frantically hiding from morons who are terrified of TEETH, because I don't want to use them or have morons be frightened of them, would start grinding against each other as my FURY crept higher...and higher...watching these sniveling horror shows...MERCURY RISING...higher...

..and I ran, silently screaming, overseas. If I'd had stayed there was going to be some fucking destruction. Why wouldn't I want to destroy them? THIS WAS THE CRUX OF THIER LOGIC. This is what they KNOW is the extent of Fun. Sex and smirking. Sex and sniveling. Sex and slobbering gums all over everyone and everything.

Sex and creeping the entire fucking world (only me, apparently) out.

Kaiwa / Melca / Clara told me not to worry. How could I have been? How could I be? I'm just no longer interested.

Zero chance I'm going. So she just screams messages and phone calls (unanswered) at me all night. Cause that will make me want to go.

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I turned off my phone, but at 1am I'm thinking she would look good naked on my bed so I "invested" 40 seconds in a text message. No response.

The next day, she explains her con again (without realising it). I didn't go to her bar. That's why she didn't come. My fault. Dammit. If only I went. Rats! Sigh.

Then, rofl. The big shrewd STING. She has a big problem with her family. "Baby, help me!" She doesn't know how to fix it. No details...! Maybe I have an idea?

Yeah gosh I - think - I can 'work' it out.

Shiver. Toddlers are the creepiest...

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I ignore half a dozen calls over the next few days before I decide I will try and help this poor demented child. Lion was being installed for the 140th time on my MBA but you know, I'm not reinstalling for FUN? So with literally nothing to do but stare at a computer taking 40 min to do what Windows 8 does in 5 min, I do some charity here. She will never see me again so I can help her out. It's what I do. I'm serious. I've been helping people like this my entire life.

I think I've helped zero people.

I ask her what the problem is with her "family problems". They're BIG. That's all she's disclosed. I couldn't possibly be less interested but I asked her anyway. But she doesn't want to talk about her BIG "family problems", she just wants to make sure I'm not angry. ROFL.

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I never called her a liar. Oh she literally lies non-stop but I never once called her a liar. She's just denying that she's lying the way my mother used to deny that she was lying, when she's lying so ludicrously, its of no interest to anyone.

Toddlers will get concerned when they're lying. They panic. They'll start denying it, when no one has accused them. SHE'S NOT LYING! She hopes I understand?

What's to understand?

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And the insanity of Catholic Toddler rhetoric that I must have shivered at 1000 times in my life.

SHE'S NOT LYING OKAY! Still, no one has accused her?

IT'S UP TO ME WHETHER I BELIEVE HER BUT SHE'S NOT LYING OKAY! SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH! We all have a right to our opinions.

I explain how she's failing at the Game. Failing at Life. Failing and will continue to fail because she's demented. I challenge her. MAKE ME CARE.

Nah. She's not able to do that, so she shrugs and moves on to the next prospective 'mark'.

No loss, she figures. Made a COOL $20 (that she would have made regardless)! Keep plugging away. She could have made 40 million in another parallel universe where she was amazing and sane. But nah. She just wants me to just care, when no one could POSSIBLY care whether she lives or dies, aside from fucking her and then kicking her - laughing, I imagine - to the kerb.

JUST CARE! It's what she wants. Kinda hard, isn't it?

You make it very hard to care about you. You lie to everyone you care about, imagining that you're crafty.

YOU NEED TO TURN THIS CATHOLIC SHIP AROUND, or you're all going to drown in your moronic lies.

You Lie to be polite.

You Lie because Truth offends Evil.

You Lie to be cordial; making each other feel cheap and small with insulting small talk.

You Lie to bore guests with proper etiquette.

You Lie to tenderise everyone's tender feelings, in order to shatter them with your 'rude' Truth.

You Lie for the benefit of those you lie to.

You Lie for diplomacy.

You Lie to children with fantasy to protect them from reality.

It's polite to Lie. Everyone knows that. And the Truth offends. Everyone knows that.

7 billion imbecilic Catholic Toddlers are Lying non-stop to everyone they care about, to 'protect' / manipulate / control them. So shrewd! And you Lie to everyone you don't care for; ostensibly to pacify them (until you can exploit / destroy / gain 'advantage' over them).

You all think you're impossibly shrewd and crafty because you KNOW you're better at lying than everyone else. You're better than Kaiwa / Melca / Clara but when people lie to me?

You all kind of blur into the same terrifying stupid Catholic shell. Sniveling Toddler humans who Know how shrewd they are. Smirking at your diabolically moronic 'ability' to fool anyone who isn't INSANE enough to see your 'cunning' insanity coming.

We don't need to talk about Kaiwa. We need to talk about you.

You are as retarded as Kaiwa. It just doesn't seem that way to YOU.

Everyone is lying for peace. Everyone is lying, imagining they're more shrewd than everyone who lies to them.

Not one of you is remotely BRIGHT enough to realise how moronic you are when you lie your way through life, smirking and whispering and shuffling your classified secrets around, stumbling over your endless lies inside lies about lies and CREEPING THE FUCKING WORLD OF DECENCY OUT with your moronic RIGHT to PRIVACY and your moronic SHREWD IDIOCY.

You won't believe me. You'll just keep lying. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong?

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2662/boomwv.jpg

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05-07-2012, 10:35 PM
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05-07-2012, 10:40 PM
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05-07-2012, 10:41 PM
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05-08-2012, 12:47 AM
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blake
05-08-2012, 12:55 AM
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05-08-2012, 01:13 AM
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05-08-2012, 01:31 AM
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Bobby Wong
05-08-2012, 01:52 AM
you might have more luck if you started dating girls who speak english and arent teen prostitutes bro

Bobby Wong
05-08-2012, 02:11 AM
also, telling a teen prostitute where you live and that you have 40 million pesos is a good way to get yourself killed

SkyNigger
05-08-2012, 05:09 AM
also, telling a teen prostitute where you live and that you have 40 million pesos is a good way to get yourself killed

I see you have a great deal to learn about Catholicism.

They think in terms of pesos. Hundreds, perhaps. Thousands, if they DARE TO DREAM. If you left a shoe lying by the side of the road it would get 'stolen' 100% of the time. If you left a Maserati unlocked with the keys in the ignition?

It would NEVER be stolen. Oh it would be a stupid fucking thing to do because they are Toddlers and they would take it for a joyride to show off to their friends. Who would freak the fuck out. They might never get around to returning it, so you might - think - it's effectively stolen but you would be WRONG.

They are just borrowing it. They wouldn't DREAM of stealing it.

You don't understand the psychology. They can steal thousands from me if they wanted. I put them in the position to do that all the time. But they don't steal because it's WRONG. They're Catholics, literally. Which means they have 14 children because the Pope says they'll rot in Hell for eternity if they use birth control. They TRULY believe in Hell and Heaven. They never steal thousands from me because they're too moronic to be plausible and they would never DARE. They'll just 'skim' 80% off the top of whatever I'm buying because "HE'LL NEVER NOTICE TEEHEE".

I understand their psychology perfectly because I grew up in a UNIVERSE where everyone was like this.

Rockwell is this tiny pocket of wealth of obscene wealth located in a SLUM city of 8 million STARVING people. It's like 300 x 400 yards. There is no security.

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At night, they place a single guard at each end, and they 'patrol' the two primary road entrances. In their sleep.

PRIMARY road entrance points. It's for the sake of MORONIC foreigners, it's pure insulting lip-service and to call it an illusion of security would be unfair to illusions. Their existence is redundant, because the guards are paid $4 / day. Each! They're paid by the hour, so they sleep and you just cruise past in your taxi. The taxi drivers are all UNCOMFORTABLE about driving into Rockwell because they know they're not supposed to be there! I have to explain to them, that I'm allowed to be there because I live there. They're unsure. Okay, they guess; nervously. So long as you take responsibility.

Crime is OUT of control because they're all sex-obsessed and glazed-eyed Catholic Toddlers who occasionally cannot help their HUMAN urges. They won't fucking touch you!! They prey on the weak, the sick, the infirm, the children. You could be alone walking through their slum with 100,000 peso cash and covered in bling and you will NOT be weak. You would be UNTOUCHABLE. They will stalk you in packs of dozens or hundreds trying to be your friend and begging for money. They will never steal from you. If you give them money to buy something, they'll buy it and bring it and good luck getting your change because they SPENT it because "HE'LL NEVER NOTICE TEEHEE." They're not stealing. You would be moronic if you thought that. They're just OPTIMISTS.

It gets ludicrous in restaurants and bars sometimes. Your bill might be 120 and you give them 1000 and 20 min later you're like "Where the fuck is my change?" And all the staff will be crestfallen, and looking down at their feet shuffling around looking horrifyingly GUILTY. They were hoping it was a tip. You see?

There's no logic except there is. It's Catholic Logic of Toddlers. Shortly, I'm going to talk about my current maids who are getting fired the next time they come to work. How the fuck could I know when that will be? They haven't been to work for a week BECAUSE why the fuck would they do something they don't HAVE to do?

When you understand the insanity of the Filipino's mind, you will understand EVERYTHING about the insanity of the entire world. You're all Catholic Toddlers. You just don't realise it.

anatine
05-08-2012, 05:48 AM
In all fairness I realize Im a Catholic Toddler.

SkyNigger
05-08-2012, 01:29 PM
you might have more luck if you started dating girls who speak english and arent teen prostitutes bro

This girl Tricia isn't a teen prostitute. She works at an electronics store in a massive SM Mall where I was buying disposable USB flash drives.

She's the manager. She's tiny, but tall (5'8" would be my guess). She wants to be a model and she probably will be, when her braces come off. She's 22 and she has a degree in something I forget, Hotel Administration or something.

She's a university graduate. She manages a store that has multiple employees. This is a Catholic world. It doesn't need to make sense.

She asked me for my number and asked me if I've been to Republik. It's a nightclub that is supposed to be very good, but I haven't been there because I cannot go to clubs alone. But only because in this demented world of Catholic Toddlers, the question you will hear most in nightclubs is "Who are you here with?"

Answer the question and watch the fear slither across their shrewd eyes.

Because no one wants to be my friend?

People are very hard to be friends with. But almost everyone - wants - to be my friend, because I don't talk the way I write. I could be easily mistaken for a creep, but only by me. You would feel warm and valued and intrigued. When people talk to me, I listen to what they're saying no matter how STUPID it is. I am considerate and not in the horrifying Catholic way. I will not ask you for permission to use your bathroom, although I may ask for directions. I will just assume you are sane rather than assuming you are a horrifying insane freak. That's the difference between consideration and being polite. You will FEEL at ease. You will not FEEL like a creep.

I never ridicule people or sneer or smirk when it's just the two of us. I used to, but I don't play little games for my own 'benefit' anymore. I don't need to entertain myself at your expense. When I talk to people, they FEEL valued and they FEEL important because they are, or I wouldn't - fucking - be talking to them. They feel good about themselves and - THEY - wrap themselves around my finger. I don't wrap them around my finger, although I used to because it's impossibly easy to be a successful sleaze in this demented world of selfless narcissists who are desperate to be desired or valued. They warm to me because I'm not a demented moron who makes people feel awkward and creeped out by my moronic shrewd coy.

That's exactly what they do, because they're so busy trying to put their best foot forward and impress me with lies and non-disclosure (repetitive), they cannot even realise they're tripping over their own imbecilic inability to FOOL me.

Tricia desperately wanted to "be my guide" and the first place she wanted to take me was Republik and I said "great". For a few days, she asked every day before I agreed. She then said something literally retarded like "Oh I can't, because I have to work tomorrow and so I can't have a late night."

This is moments after SHE called me to ask me out that night. I said "Take the day off? Aren't you the manager?" I dunno. How the fuck is it my concern? She thought that was a brilliant idea because I guess she forgot that she was the manager? You have no idea. This is not puerile. She just forgot. I reminded her that she's the manager, she remembered and that was that. She hung up before I had time to ask when and where I was supposed to meet her.

This girl manages a store with multiple employees. This is reality. It's incredibly Catholic. It doesn't make a lick of sense but then, if you THINK about it, neither does Catholicism. If you REALLY thought about it, you'd understand how insightful all of this truly is. Drilling humans into being the perfect victims isn't a winning strategy.

It's shitting where you eat. And sleep. And people like me have to eat your shit, and sleep with your Toddler Women Children.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg215/scaled.php?server=215&filename=tricia1i.jpg&res=landing

"Maybe 10 or 9pm."

It's not really okay but in a world where Catholic Toddlers think they're being crafty and shrewd when they say "for awhile" non-stop, getting that SOLID a timeframe out of them is a small miracle.

Take a seat, FOR AWHILE. Just wait, FOR AWHILE. That could mean 5 minutes. Or it could - and has - meant three hours. They think it's shrewd. If you don't understand why, you have a lot to learn about Catholic Toddlers and how their brains work. They don't want to be locked into appointment times, because they've been molested by Catholicism and they don't think anything. They just feel their emotionally-retarded way through life.

This is across the board. Doctors. Lawyers. Professionals. NO ONE is professional. They're all Catholic. And 70 million children 'live' on under $2 / day. It's all ME ME ME. Their time is valuable.

Who gives a fuck about you? It's not a winning 'strategy'. It's a corruption of the fundamental core logic that distinguishes an intelligent human (who belongs to an interconnected humanity) from a narcissistic demented beast (who slobbers all over everyone they meet, imagining that they're being selfish by trying to take 'advantage').

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg198/scaled.php?server=198&filename=tricia2.jpg&res=landing

She's not flirting here. She's being literal. She's lying in her bed and she's bored and she wants to be entertained. I can entertain her easily but being forced to drag a simple answer out of her about when and where we're meeting has precluded my being "in the mood". I just want to end the conversation.

She wants to talk about weather. Yeah look, I've had this conversation before. And I want to limit the pain. As SMALL as I can manage would be about optimal.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg7/scaled.php?server=7&filename=tricia3.jpg&res=landing

Sigh. And I have to fight the internal battle I have fought my entire life. Do I think 'positive' or do I think "fuck this"? I have only myself to blame - obviously - because whilst she's VERY cute, there's really no excuse for me to lie to myself there. Which is what I was trying to do with striving to think 'positive', with a grimace.

She messages me at 9:30pm and I'm about 15 min away from Republik. I know I'm going to be too early, because she said 9-10pm and in Manila that means #$#*)(@#* pm/am. I'm not going to hassle her to act in her own best interests though, I'm just on my way and if / when she doesn't show by 11, I'll reassess.

"Why not text me?"

Why would I? She was expecting a reminder. I don't do redundancy unless it's done to me.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg837/scaled.php?server=837&filename=tricia4.jpg&res=landing

It's worth pointing out here that English is the official language. Yes, they all prefer to speak Tagalog for the same reasons that France 'prefers' to speak French and Thailand 'prefers' to speak Thai. Their preferences are not valid because I do not credit WANTING TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT as being a valid preference.

It's understandable, but not justifiable. The difference lies at the heart of the Catholic con. Catholics demand you tolerate people shooting themselves in the face. NO. DO NOT DO THAT, YOU IMBECILES. That doesn't mean you should PUNISH them. It means you do not tolerate them hurting themselves (and you). The Catholic scum have flipped everything around from sane to...well...Tricia.

I can speak Catholic Toddler fluently. I know exactly what she's saying but it doesn't translate to English or Sanity. Her text is at 9:39pm and I'm about 10 min from Republik and I'm not thinking 'positive'. I'm thinking "fuck this" when she calls at 9:40 and asks me to pick her up "if I've got a taxi". Not sure how else she thought I was getting there, but it would be puerile of me to speculate. She didn't think I was flying there. Or walking there.

She didn't think. She doesn't think. She's Catholic. She wings her way through life on her emotional sailboat. Blow her up and you can fuck her like the sex doll she is. Deflate her and she'll capsize. The rest of the time, she just floats aimlessly.

Just waiting for that wind.

I agree to pick her up as I figure I'm pot committed. Showered, shaved and shit. She starts giving me these LUDICROUSLY convoluted directions and I'm not interested so I give the taxi driver the phone whilst I stare out the window and try to be Catholic. For 15 minutes, they talk in Tagalog. About directions.

After 15 min, the taxi driver hands me the phone looking worried. "All set?", I laugh and he says he thinks so.

EDSA (the main highway of the country) > onto Longwood > drive until you see the first petrol station (Galaxy). That's where she lives, or at least; where she'll be waiting.

15 minutes it took them to discuss this in Tagalog. Don't make the idiotic mistake and think this is about language. This is about CULTURE.

We arrive a couple minutes after 10pm. She's not there. I call her three times. The phone rings out three times. I at 10:10pm I send her a message saying we're there.

At a quarter past 10 she calls and asks to speak to the taxi driver. He gets annoyed because she's telling him how to get to where we are. He hands the phone back to me and tells me what I already know. She's lying. No shit. She's claiming to be where we are. She's nowhere to be seen.

I give her a final ultimatum, and she comes running out of lane across the road, breathless. She's barefoot, she isn't carrying a purse or anything, her hair is a mess and she has no makeup on. She probably looks about as hot as she's ever going to look, but I'm too tilted to be amorous.

"Where are your shoes," I ask her, laughing. She says nothing. "Are you ready to go?" I ask her, stupidly; because she's stupid? And I'm unsure if she is aware she is barefoot. She says nothing.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

I'm not yelling at a human. I'm yelling at a shell. I'm yelling at Catholicism. I've been yelling my entire life at Catholicism without realising it.

She says nothing. I shrug and get in the car and tell the taxi driver to drive. Where? ANYWHERE. Get me away from dead people. STEP ON IT.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg94/scaled.php?server=94&filename=tricia5.jpg&res=landing

She thinks I'm angry. Catholic Toddlers only 'think' in terms of emotions. Period.

She's angry. She took the day off work and it's my 'fault'. She doesn't understand. She's hurt. She's confused. She's Catholic.

She's used to it.

"Ah okay."

That's it.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg535/scaled.php?server=535&filename=tricia6.jpg&res=landing

No really...! That's it.

She's not a teenage prostitute. She manages a store with multiple employees. She's a Catholic Toddler.

You will think she's stupid, and you're right. That's why I'm showing you these conversations.

You are all Catholic Toddlers, to me. You just don't realise it.

You all think you're so shrewd. I'm telling you that you're not. You should listen to me. It would be in your best interests. When I got tired of - dealing - with you, everyone lost.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg22/scaled.php?server=22&filename=sitoutsendlesssitoutsfm.jpg&res=landing

cup
05-08-2012, 03:05 PM
that bitch be dumb

Steerpike
05-08-2012, 04:36 PM
cliffs?

DankBlaniels
05-08-2012, 05:39 PM
cliffs?


asian girls want to fuck scooter

scooter fails to fuck them

scooter delivers another essay

asian girls are stupid

so is scooter for not managing to fuck them

DankBlaniels
05-08-2012, 05:40 PM
also on a side note i am in bangkok atm, may be in the manilla next week to show scooter how its done

Statutory Ape
05-08-2012, 06:00 PM
Black you forgot to add parts where Sctuter forgets ALL white guys in thailand are essentially royalty and having pick of the women there is, like, more expected than anything

also the part where he blatantly steals my usage of kk when Im'ng girls, which I derived from Ok Ok probably in 2005 or so. I feel wronged, so very very wronged that its not funny

SkyNigger
05-09-2012, 01:21 AM
Black you forgot to add parts where Sctuter forgets ALL white guys in thailand are essentially royalty and having pick of the women there is, like, more expected than anything

This is one of the DUMBEST things that has ever been said. In history.

It's the MORONIC lie sold by Tourism Thailand to MORONIC sex tourists. Thailand is ludicrously elitist. They're racist, like the French. It's why they get exploited by nationalists. Whores from Isaan who work in Bangkok and Pattaya's child sex industry EVENTUALLY start preferring white money because Thais are very shrewd and they do not treat their whores as people. They treat them as, well rofl...whores.

The ONLY girls in Thailand who prefer white guys to Thai guys are WASHED-UP whores. You're a moron if you cannot understand why. But you're talking about 5-10% of the Thai girl population. And it's a % that is on the wrong side of 'preferable'.

You would have to be a worthless Catholic Shell Toddler to not 'get' the Obvious. If you think fun = sex, you wouldn't get it. And you would be a tragic, pathetic, hilarious JOKE as you whined on ThaiVisa about "treating a girl right" only to be 'betrayed' as she kept a string of Thai boyfriends on the side.

I'm not even going to spell it out for morons because it's degrading. If you cannot immediately understand what I'm saying, then you're a Catholic Toddler who doesn't understand the first fucking thing about FUN.

But the reason I love Thailand is because the girls don't give me the time of day. Why would they? Thai girls are just like girls anywhere. They don't want money. They want fun. What do I know about Thai popular culture and I can be hilarious but it's very hard to be hilarious and witty in another language - I don't care how fluent you THINK you are; 99% of imbeciles who speak English as their first language aren't capable of being hilarious in English because they're not fluent.

If you're a moron (and you are) and you don't 'get' it (which you won't), you should prove me wrong rofl. Don't go into a brothel or a girl bar, or a club where freelancers work. Go to Demo or Wip or one of the Thai super clubs on Ratchadapisek Rd. You probably wouldn't even get in. I get in, obviously; because I'm dashing but even then probably only because I'm with Thai girls. And once inside?

rofl once they work out I don't speak Thai, no one gives me the time of day. I love it. It's why I live in Thailand. I live to impress. Place some hoops in front of me and I'll bark in delight and hurtle myself through them and come out the other side wagging my tail demanding more challenging hoops.

Or I'll destroy myself in flames.

Guess which one is more likely, in Thailand?

Statutory Ape
05-09-2012, 05:49 AM
rofl kid can't take a little ribbing

scute, I haven't ever left the country let alone made it all the way to thailand, the impression I get from the limited sources I ever cared to read gave me the impression thailand was very cheap, like an asian mexico essentially, and touristy looking men were fawned over for the most part. I might be wrong about this, but aren't a LOT of the girls actually dudes? That could kill a night right there.

I was literally just giving you a tiny little bit of shit, not being serious, and I am freely admitting I am probably wrong here.

You're claim you'd get more play than me- obviously, as things stand right now, you absolutely would.

However, once I am used to the place, all bets are off.

I get the feeling you are slightly competitive, am I right?

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 12:50 PM
mike its true girls like guys with money wherever in the world you are.

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 12:51 PM
also mike is basically a poverty stricken thai whore with no passport

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 12:52 PM
am sure he sucks a good cock

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 12:52 PM
only joking mike me love you long time

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 12:56 PM
and scooter i literally face palmed myself several times when i read your reply

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 12:56 PM
LITERALLY FACE PALMED MYSELF

DankBlaniels
05-09-2012, 01:16 PM
actually i agreed with most of what scooter posted i just stated facepalming when i read this

. Thailand is ludicrously elitist. They're racist, like the French.

and then i couldnt stop, scooter is australian and the australians are one of the most racist peoples on the planet

people in brass houses shouldnt throw bones

SkyNigger
05-09-2012, 11:00 PM
actually i agreed with most of what scooter posted i just stated facepalming when i read this

and then i couldnt stop, scooter is australian and the australians are one of the most racist peoples on the planet

people in brass houses shouldnt throw bones

I am not Australian. I don't credit Westphalia illusions of sovereignty. I hold citizenship of two illusions for reasons of convenience because if you land at Immigration without a passport, an indignant soapbox rant about the evils of the Holy Roman Empire, vassals, sociopathic murderous warlords, and illusions of sovereignty really won't cut the mustard.

I belong to the human race. And I am not racist; that would be like hating myself.

Statutory Ape
05-09-2012, 11:19 PM
I am not Australian. I don't credit Westphalia illusions of sovereignty. I hold citizenship of two illusions for reasons of convenience because if you land at Immigration without a passport, an indignant soapbox rant about the evils of the Holy Roman Empire, vassals, sociopathic murderous warlords, and illusions of sovereignty really won't cut the mustard.

I belong to the human race. And I am not racist; that would be like hating myself.

I've actually heard the opposite about Australians from friends who've been and now live there. "It's like America back in the 50's, people still leave their screen doors unlocked at night, no one bothers anyone, low crime and friendly people. It's not the aussies it's the nozzies you have to watch out for, and i do mean WATCH out for."

I take it nozzies are new zealanders, but whatever, right now I am amused because I just realized I actually have working stereotypes of people from just about every country on earth in my head and yet I've never so much as been to CANADA let alone anyplace else.

I felt foolish, and then I realized most people are guilty of doing the same thing, more or less, so I don't feel as bad.

SkyNigger
05-15-2012, 07:38 PM
I fired my maids today. That's the plural of maid. Because I had two (2) maids.

And my place looks like this:

http://i.imgur.com/QzS9ml.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/vhB0Hl.jpg

I'm not a horrifying slob. I'm rather neat, really; because I don't really fucking do anything.

The first picture is the result of my FURY because - as I may or may not have mentioned - I had two maids who worked for me. Well one maid, and one personal assistant who couldn't fucking assist you with anything because ALL she does is fucking LIE. About everything.

Because she's my personal assistant, who knows better than I do what things are important and what things she can just ignore. I will tell her, "Take my passport down to the Immigration office and pay the 'fine' so that I don't have to fly out."

The fine is a bribe for the stamp, if you were wondering.

She says "Yes."

No problem.

Little problem. I mean, it's genuinely very little because these are little people and the law is for them, not for me. Which means, even though I was an illegally in the country for two weeks without realising it, if I somehow got into 'trouble' I could just pay them for the misunderstanding.

I could rape and murder a child, and his or her bloodied body could be lying in my bathroom; and you would throw up at how little I would have pay for that - misunderstanding - to go away. They're not shrewd, these filthy vermin. They're Catholics. And they are Toddlers. Who KNOW everything.

Almost everyone is corrupt, because there is no MONEY in ethics and there is no MONEY is Sanity. There is, of course; but they don't realise that because it's all ME ME ME, endlessly. They cannot COMPREHEND anything outside their bubble universe, which has a one metre radius. You cannot explain Sanity to them, because they're not listening. All they are thinking about is how they can steal more pesos from you. Because you're a mark, in their minds. They're so shrewd.

And the result is, I can murder and rape children. Or 'grownup' children. You know, if I wanted to do that; and if I was a Catholic Toddler, maybe I would. But it's not really in my best interests, is it? Killing and raping, I mean?

I mean, how could killing and raping be fun?

If you found it fun, you should move to the Philippines. Then again, if you found it fun you probably wouldn't be able to pay for the - misunderstandings - to go away, so don't blame me if you came here broke, killed a child and went to prison because you couldn't afford to pay the bribe or did something stupid which precluded the chance for the 18 corrupt levels who all want to give you a chance, giving you 18 chances to make the - misunderstanding - go away.

I've been meaning to write about the MORONIC disclaimers of this world because I've been forced to read them non-stop for 14 months of computer 'problems'. You could not have enough money to do what I'm doing, and fix your computer problems. Millions wouldn't cut the mustard, because the mustard is being cut by people who have trillions. Or at a level below them, where they ONLY have billions. And so on.

What the fuck is with these demented disclaimers on free software. I know what is fuck they're on about, because Catholic Toddlers are ENTITLED to everything.

Why would someone WANT to be giving them something for free?

#questionsneveraskedbyCatholicToddlers

So when the free software fucks up shit; because it's either corrupted or because the morons using it are too stupid to be ALIVE - Toddlers lose their fucking minds.

"OH MY GOD THIS FUCKED UP SOFTWARE DESTROYED ALL MY LIFE'S VALUABLE PICTURES AND DATA. YOU CUNT CODER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I WAS USING YOUR PROGRAM TO REFORMAT MY HARD DRIVE BECAUSE MY COMPUTER WAS SLOW AND NOW ALL MY VALUABLE PICTURES ARE GONE."

"Did you backup your - valuable - data before reformatting?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE WAS THAT IN THE INSTRUCTIONS?"

I'm just joking, of course. That horrifying WARNING is in ALL of the instructions. Because this is a demented Catholic world of IMBECILES.

Just like my PA and just like my maid. Neither of whom came to work for awhile because - and this is where there is VALUE for you in this story - they're a lot like you, only more...Catholic. And a bit more...shrewd.

I know exactly why they stopped coming to work. They were testing me. They were testing the limits of what they were - allowed - to do. They stopped coming, because I'm not going to fucking babysit them through their lives. I'm not going to yell at them or scold them or get ANGRY at them. I just don't care.

When they're not EMPLOYABLE, I fire them. Actually, that's not entirely true. I give them chances. I only fired them today because they're incapable of being sane and acting in their own best interests. They're LITERALLY too stupid to be alive.

They might die. But I wouldn't lose a fucking second of sleep, because they're too stupid to be alive. They're not really going to die. They both have lots of kids. That's not the reason they don't come to work and stopped doing their jobs when they did come to work. Don't be a fool, they don't have children for that reason. They have children because they're shrewd. I haven't placed their daughters in child prostitution, they did.

It's what their daughters are GOOD for. To help out the family, when times are tough.

Times are always tough because they're too stupid to be alive. They think they're being shrewd by not doing their jobs. They CAN do their jobs. I probably should have clarified that. They DID their jobs for a week or two, close to competently. Then they - gradually - stopped doing their jobs when they came to work. Then they - gradually - stopped coming to work.

They only came to work today because it's payday.

I can't keep paying them for their shrewd, can I? Their shrewd TODDLER dementia doesn't empty my bins.

Or it does, when the bins don't need to be emptied. I tested this, because my maid started walking past MESS just to empty the bin. I heard her coming, I wrapped the bag up, and replaced it with a fresh liner. My maid WALKED past the mess she'd walked past for a few days, and replaced the empty liner with a fresh liner.

You might say they've SLACKED off? And you'd be right. I understand the logic perfectly, because I live in a world with 7 billion Catholic Toddlers, who think demented shit like:

MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION.

PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD.

CUT CORNERS.

WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING I DON'T HAVE TO DO?

Because it's in your best interests?

?

Because no one is going to give a fuck about your excuses?

?

Because no one is going to pay you for poor performance. You'll just get retrenched. Fired. Dismissed. As soon as someone who is paying you gets sick of your FAILURE to provide VALUE.

And then the Catholic Toddlers of the world, get hurt. Bitter. Angry.

"This damn economy. This fucking administration."

They've lost their job. They're hungry. They've lost their dignity. They're in pain. They take it out on their children, because they worked so hard for so long.

And they didn't even get a "Thank you."

Why? Why the fuck would a child - thank - their parents for NOT doing their job? A parent's job is to make their children INDEPENDENT.

Catholic Toddlers make their children DEPENDENT. And then they prostitute them, when there is no more food. But what do you expect from imbeciles who smear paint on their faces, every day of their lives?

They're trying to PUT THEIR BEST FOOT FORWARD. But what the fuck is wrong with their - HIDDEN - feet?

I'll tell you what is wrong. I'll show you.

http://i.imgur.com/vhB0Hl.jpg

That's their hidden feet.

I'm not as important as their APPEARANCE. They'll put on makeup every day. But putting your BEST FOOT FORWARD all the time is HARD. Exhausting. Too much effort.

Keep putting your best foot forward. Keep making good first impressions. Keep cutting corners. Keep prioritising your Insanity over your children. Keep obsessing about public perceptions. Keep doing all your filthy Catholic shit, but know this.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU DO YOUR CREEPY FUCKING SHIT.

Why would they care about someone who is obsessed with deceiving them? Taking 'advantage' of them? Lying to them non-stop? Failing to disclose pertinent information? Pretending to know things they don't know? Covering the world of sanity in their creepy filthy Catholic exploitation?

Why would anyone give a fuck about someone who continually shoots themselves in the foot. They'll just fire you. You're not going to be carried when you're a DEAD weight. You're not shrewd. You know very little, when you imagine you know a great deal. No one knows a great deal.

And most of you, don't even know how to be sane. You think it's in your best interests to be lazy, to cut corners, to do shitty work. But my maids didn't work for me, they were working for themselves.

They seemed confused about that. Don't be confused. I know how many of you are stupid about your own best interests, JUST. LIKE. THAT.

Statutory Ape
05-15-2012, 07:54 PM
This is one of the DUMBEST things that has ever been said. In history.

It's the MORONIC lie sold by Tourism Thailand to MORONIC sex tourists. Thailand is ludicrously elitist. They're racist, like the French. It's why they get exploited by nationalists. Whores from Isaan who work in Bangkok and Pattaya's child sex industry EVENTUALLY start preferring white money because Thais are very shrewd and they do not treat their whores as people. They treat them as, well rofl...whores.

The ONLY girls in Thailand who prefer white guys to Thai guys are WASHED-UP whores. You're a moron if you cannot understand why. But you're talking about 5-10% of the Thai girl population. And it's a % that is on the wrong side of 'preferable'.

You would have to be a worthless Catholic Shell Toddler to not 'get' the Obvious. If you think fun = sex, you wouldn't get it. And you would be a tragic, pathetic, hilarious JOKE as you whined on ThaiVisa about "treating a girl right" only to be 'betrayed' as she kept a string of Thai boyfriends on the side.

I'm not even going to spell it out for morons because it's degrading. If you cannot immediately understand what I'm saying, then you're a Catholic Toddler who doesn't understand the first fucking thing about FUN.

But the reason I love Thailand is because the girls don't give me the time of day. Why would they? Thai girls are just like girls anywhere. They don't want money. They want fun. What do I know about Thai popular culture and I can be hilarious but it's very hard to be hilarious and witty in another language - I don't care how fluent you THINK you are; 99% of imbeciles who speak English as their first language aren't capable of being hilarious in English because they're not fluent.

If you're a moron (and you are) and you don't 'get' it (which you won't), you should prove me wrong rofl. Don't go into a brothel or a girl bar, or a club where freelancers work. Go to Demo or Wip or one of the Thai super clubs on Ratchadapisek Rd. You probably wouldn't even get in. I get in, obviously; because I'm dashing but even then probably only because I'm with Thai girls. And once inside?

rofl once they work out I don't speak Thai, no one gives me the time of day. I love it. It's why I live in Thailand. I live to impress. Place some hoops in front of me and I'll bark in delight and hurtle myself through them and come out the other side wagging my tail demanding more challenging hoops.

Or I'll destroy myself in flames.

Guess which one is more likely, in Thailand?

I actually just re-read this, and it's so bad- look buddy, you don't live in thailand because no one gives you the time of day, you do it because you are LAZY. You, child genius, repeat after me:

"HI MY NAME IS JONNY VINCENT, I'M A LAZY SON OF A BITCH. I LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE BECAUSE IT'S VERY CHEAP AND I DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK TO SURVIVE- BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING LAZY SON OF A BITCH. I'M SO LAZY, I CAN'T EVEN HACK LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE WOMEN HAVE TO BE FOUGHT OVER, WHERE I MIGHT FACE A LITTLE MALE COMPETITION- EVERYONE HERE IS DIRT POOR! JUST PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT FOR A LAZY WELL OFF SON OF A BITCH-LIKE MEEEEE!!!"

Come to the states either coast would be fine and prove yourself child, it's much fucking tougher than you think to make it out here, and girls won't give you the time of day because theY literally have their pick of child geniuses who are doctors or own businesses and make 7 figures AND CAN LAUGH! AND JOKE AROUND! YOU DO REMEMBER THAT SOUND, DON'T YOU JOHNNY BOY? LAUGHTER??? IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY AREN'T BEING SUPER SERIOUS 29 HOURS A DAY HIGH ON METH WITH CHILD PROSTITUTES BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN THEIR APARTMENTS! WE, THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE, ACTUALLY FUCKING

LAUGH

AND JOKE

AND PLAY

IN THE FUCKING SUNSHINE

YOU DEMENTED CREEPY CHILD GENIUS

WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER

AND LIFE IS PASSING YOU THE FUCK BY MY FRIEND.

GOOD DAY.

Statutory Ape
05-15-2012, 08:01 PM
AND YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A DAMNED GAY PORN ACTOR JOHN

"HELLO, MY NAME IS JOHNNY VINCENT, AREN'T I QUITE DASHING???"

pretty damned gay if you ask me

SkyNigger
05-15-2012, 09:02 PM
You're 31 years old.

And emotionally...well, no two-year-old I've ever known acted like this. Emotionally, you're negative years old.

Steerpike
05-15-2012, 10:26 PM
In fairness old JV is a good deal more than 'quite' dashing.

Statutory Ape
05-16-2012, 12:11 AM
In fairness old JV is a good deal more than 'quite' dashing.

I've had straight up right here right now offers from better looking guys at the gym Pike, just saying. Come to california SkyNegro, we can have a blast. You talk of a boring life, it's because you live one UNCHALLENGED, that's all I will say about that.

DankBlaniels
05-16-2012, 01:02 PM
rofl the ape is chimping out big time

SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 01:50 PM
It's hilarious how often the residents of countries as fucked up as the Philippines will eagerly ask you for your impressions.

This is an awkward question to handle. What with the evidence of the reality almost screaming it's hunger and misery and depravity at you because they're all so polite, the security guard at McDonalds (with a sawn off shotgun, loaded) wasn't comfortable with 'rudely' asking this horrifying bearded beggar with missing teeth from following me inside the store where he preventing me from ordering. I had white skin. He was hungry. He will scream until the shotgun shells become the single kindest action he would have experienced, in his entire Catholic life of horror and pain.

They just don't die. But why?

I wish I had a photo of this horrifying beast but I was way too traumatised, not just by his refusing to take FUCK OFF FILTH for an answer 10 times, not just for his following me into the store where everyone didn't want to be rude so I had to grab the gun before he scampered away to 'safety' outside where - from behind a pane of clear glass - he proceeded to hammer away (to get my attention?), and there are little children in this store who are probably almost as traumatised as I was.

Make no mistake. This was not a shrewd unwillingness to get involved in "Ugly". This was an unwillingness to be impolite. I see it every day, the horror is so OUT of CONTROL they need to mow down these screaming beasts who cannot beg without grabbing you (physically), touching you with their diseased children (who are kept diseased because of people who are NOT me, who crumble under the emotional hijacking)....they just need to be gunned down but the funny thing is, if you yell at them everyone will look at you like you're the big meanie.

"They're poor. Give them money, don't give them money. But why do you have to be so mean?"

I must be the only person on this planet who understands that unsolicited selling / begging is a gamble. I am within my rights to kill you if you solicit me. I probably won't but only because I'm not a good person and I don't want to get my hands dirty. They all need to die because they live for WHY?

I'll try and get more photos but it's just brain-freezing how no one is capable of even putting the foot down on Horror, when Horror screams it's filth (literal - diseased - filthy touching skin to skin, and tugging) all over innocent passersby with utter disregard to small children or...sanity.

I was fumbling with this stupid ATM for 10 min. These little boys had no guardians that I could see.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/IMAG0016.jpg

Unless it was these guys but they were out like a light. In the middle of the day. I dunno how that makes sense but maybe they up late partying or fucking or something.

Make no mistake. That's the front door entrance to a relatively large apartment building. The residents will simply step over the bodies.

"Is there any need to be rude? They're poor. Step around them or over them."

It's surreal but it's everywhere.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/IMAG0015.jpg

These are very tame pictures. Please don't think this is representative of the horror I'm talking about. This is just the best I've been able to manage.

But yeah so like horror way beyond anything you can imagine, and whomever you're with will 100% ask you - bright-eyed and eagerly - "What's your impressions of the Philippines?"

Gosh. But I don't know what to say when we're literally surrounded by horrifying filth and insanity and misery and depravity and sleaze. So I give my stock-standard answer: "It's very Catholic."

Which is impossibly more insightful than any of you realise. It's amazing though, how they instantly know I'm bagging rather than complimenting. How does that figure out? It's got my head spinning. I have the capacity to be deadpan or even to say it as if I'm complimenting and if you watch their faces, 100% of the time they KNOW you are ridiculing them.

But I wasn't. I was blandly pointing out the Obvious about the religion that exploits them.

They understand. I'm attacking them, personally. These filthy creep priests. They have perfected exploitation. You cannot attack the priests without all the priests' victims imagining you're attacking them, personally.

I will be silent after giving my truthful answer but they will press. They will want to force me to list what is in front of their eyes. So I only ever do this. I point out what is right in front of our eyes. Naked children. Child prostitution. Corruption. Inefficiencies. Insanity. Misery. Sickness. Filth. Disadvantage. And lately, I've been running a little line on shame.

Gosh they don't like to feel shame. I tell them a semi-truth that should be true but then it's not my fault you couldn't care if the Philippines is levelled to the ground or not, so I spin it in a way that's a little less traumatising for them. I tell them the Philippines is becoming or has become the laughing stock of the planet, outside Africa. Which it has, with anyone who's ever been there.

I am not looking for fights, I don't hang out with anyone I could want to cause to suffer emotional trauma. But I do need to make the point. If I wanted them to suffer, they'd be screaming in pain already. So I'm incredibly softly spoken and I use phrasing that is nauseatingly diplomatic and I make it very clear I'm talking nonchalantly about economic 'theories' as if two buddies were discussing the benefits of big government v small government or something impossibly non-controversial. Catholicism v Sanity. They simply aren't fooled.

But how? This is a curiosity to me.

I tell them that Philippines supplies 1/5th of the men presently at sea and close to 0% of whatever ad hoc ranking systems the merchant ships adhere to in the horrifying floating cesspools which transport your consumables back and forth non-stop. Philippines is providing slaves, basically. FHM had an interesting spin on this phenomenon. They seemed to think it meant Philippines was the LORDS OF THE SEA. 20% of those at sea are from the Philippines.

"We're the lords of the pyramids we're building with our breeding in misery."

Interesting spin, but no these are slaves, I'm afraid. Where is a Filipino captain going to come from?

Filipina maids are exported into slave labour willingly because slave labour in Singapore is a gig you have to PAY to get placed in, if you have big dreams. In Singapore, they recently passed legislation mandating one (1) day per week off for slave maids. Housewives were so livid it was amazing. The sheer outrage that the government would stand in the middle of them and the treatment of their property. Some of the quotes were priceless:

One housewife said "How can I give her a day off? Every week? I work as well?"

Don't overthink it. She didn't. And she won't.

Another said "This will prove unworkable. How will I be able to keep control of my maids. Only last month, I discovered one of the girls had a Sexually Transmitted Infection. They are prohibited from leaving the property, she has no days off and no leave, and she flatly refuses to come clean and tell me how she got it. We just go back and forth, she's belligerent and impossible to control as it is. And now we're being forced into this situation? It will be an unworkable anarchy."

Somewhere a husband gulps, one assumes.

You don't want to know how little they're paid.

The general theme was OUTRAGE and FURY and HORROR at the government losing their mind and sticking their nose into the abuse of humans (who don't vote and therefore have no genuine rights at all, rape is a perk enjoyed by many) by humans (who do vote and therefore enjoy the perks like rape and physical / emotional / verbal abuse they get to levy behind the closed doors of their private universe).

But spare a thought for how happy the winners obviously are. Can you tell?

But the Philippines isn't exactly winning. I'm not entirely sure they can lose any more, because the humans are mostly robots who spend all their time trying to get on top of that pesky thinking, to kill it / shut it down / daydream. Many are successful, until they scream.

But 100% of these imbeciles who ask you for your opinion want you to lie brazenly to their face. And when you delicately point out the horrors right in front of your faces, they get so creepy oh.my.god. They do the identical thing my parents did when I would - very occasionally - bring up the issue of child rape. Their children. When their insanity and history revisioning was a little too galling to tolerate.

They get bumhurt, and then they get indignant. In the same moment, it's fascinating. You can be in the middle of your FIRST sentence and they will interrupt you as if you've been ranting for 10 hours (and I could) and they will put the foot down because ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

"Okay you've made your point, thank you."

That's a mistake of course; for them. Because I can play, if they want me to. Half-way through a delicate first sentence, you don't want to cut me off as if I've been going on and on and won't shut up. That would be stupid, in ironic ways.

I'm onto something here but I'm not sure what it means or whether it's important. But this Christian shit where they come up against someone's 'belligerent' truth, and they get bum-hurt and then holier-than-thou in the same emotional movement.

"OKAY THANK YOU...?! YOU'VE MADE SOME VALID POINTS. NOW THAT'S ENOUGH!"

Hahah. Wut? I don't know what world they're from but I introduce them to another one when they do this.

tbc...

DankBlaniels
05-19-2012, 02:13 PM
when they ask you what you think about the philippines why not just tell them something you like about the country ?

surely there must be something ?

nice women ? nice weather ? good place to party ?

i dunno there must be at least one thing positive you can say about the place.

SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 02:21 PM
when they ask you what you think about the philippines why not just tell them something you like about the country ?

surely there must be something ?

nice women ? nice weather ? good place to party ?

i dunno there must be at least one thing positive you can say about the place.

JACK the Truth is the Truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"It's very Catholic" satisfies all the of the above. It's a complete answer.

"I like...[insert liked example here]" is a bold-faced lie. That is not the answer to the question that they asked. Failure to disclose is misrepresentation.

Why would you assume I could possibly have an interest in lying to them anyway? I'm frankly horrified you would imagine I could have such an interest.

Good heavens. What is wrong with you. And why are you smearing your corruption onto me?

But there is literally nothing to like here. It's pure unadulterated horror and it's crashing LOWER and LOWER. I'm trapped here, of course; for utterly boring and generic reasons that I could relate and if you tried to imagine you could OUT-THINK me, that would be really insulting unless you had some pretty tight insights or capacity to think laterally or w/e. I'm trapped here, it won't be forever. But they could literally burn the place to the ground because all the victims are victimising now. Only a few tiny children like those little boys (for example) are innocents. And in a few years, they won't be innocent anymore.

DankBlaniels
05-19-2012, 02:34 PM
Hey i didnt say you should lie, i know you dont like to lie so suggesting you do that would be pointless.

Just thought if there was something, anything good about the place then saying that to them would save you the trouble having to deal with bumhurt imbeciles. And you wouldnt have to lie.

I have no insights to offer as i have never been there. If there really is nothing whatsoever to like then i have to wonder why you went back there in the first place. You have lived in the philippines before so you would already know how bad the place is. If i had ever visited a place that i disliked as much as you dislike there i sure as fuck wouldnt be going back.

SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 02:53 PM
Hey i didnt say you should lie, i know you dont like to lie so suggesting you do that would be pointless.

Just thought if there was something, anything good about the place then saying that to them would save you the trouble having to deal with bumhurt imbeciles. And you wouldnt have to lie.


No I think you misinterpreted my Sane position. I was clarifying that I have no MOTIVE to want to maliciously cause them to suffer emotional pain; if I did, they'd be screaming long before they asked the inevitable question. I.e. that's my proof that I'm not maliciously motivated (which is what they assert when their horror has to be countered by sanity).

I have no fucking problem with countering horror. Why would I consider dealing with bumhurt imbeciles "trouble"? I am not plagued by their insane emotional illusions. They suffer, not I.

When I say I'm traumatised by Horror like that horrifying bearded manic wretch, that is ONLY because I'm prevented by the Law from doing the OBVIOUS merciful thing. And prevented by the Law from protecting myself and humanity, simultaneously. If you are assaulting every light-skinned person you see, following them into restaurants and wherever they go to scream your pain and misery; you don't need to have my mind to be able to SOLVE this 'complexity'.

There need be not a twinge of emotion involved, beyond mere sadness for the circumstances that created this tortured beast, but we're not talking about humans down on their luck who've made some mistakes and are on the street or begging. I'm talking about HORROR beyond anything you can imagine, physically smashing the country backwards SINGLE-HANDEDLY. You understand the extent of this horrifying narcissistic screaming?

White skin = SCREAMING.

Gosh, dot to dot imbeciles.

Philippines cannot do dot to dots. If you blur your eyes as if you're looking at a 3D painting, you can almost see it happening in real time. THUD. THUD. THUD.

The entire country getting pummelled backwards.

And they're SO exploited no one wants to be impolite. First aggressor in Catholicism is permitted. The reactionist is the impolite party for protecting themselves from the exploiting creeps.

I have no insights to offer as i have never been there. If there really is nothing whatsoever to like then i have to wonder why you went back there in the first place. You have lived in the philippines before so you would already know how bad the place is. If i had ever visited a place that i disliked as much as you dislike there i sure as fuck wouldnt be going back.

I explained how this fuckup occurred in another thread.

I was thinking 'positive'. i.e. I was lying to myself because when you think positive, what is the problem with thinking accurately?

cup
05-19-2012, 03:44 PM
skynig, you should move to America. you would love it here.

SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 04:20 PM
skynig, you should move to America. you would love it here.

I love the US and Americans are fucking cool but I am a half-blood retard obviously and I only kept going to these amazing cities I loved en route to a city that screamed at me and it was the screaming I now rant about obviously but I couldn't work it out then.

I know some people love it or think they love it but I'm yet to hear even a whisper of a logical argument for not dropping a tactical nuclear weapon onto Nevada. There are probably more 'optimal' and less 'dramatic' ways to achieve the same aim but I figure if the nukes are sitting there, send the fucking message.

I'd probably make a controversial President.

But I would act decisively against cancerous poisons. An entire city of leeching?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas because everyone goes into denial round about the time they run at their window in horror at themselves and find themselves the victim of precautions in building codes.

If you have to build hotels that stop people from killing themselves? Something has gone horribly awry prior to the creepy 'caring'. JMO

SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 04:26 PM
But in 100% seriousness if I could live my life again and choose my city of birth I think I'd be born in Boston. Maybe San Diego. I like good weather but I don't like the people that like good weather. I like the people who live in cold weather.

I'm too high to make sense of that but it's 100% true. I should have moved to the US a long time ago but I didn't know anything about Green Cards or shit and I had a bad experience at LAX with a guard accidentally tearing my old passport in twain, and there was a chaos and I'm a vassal and that's literally why I haven't been living in the US for like 5-7 years now (assuming such a thing is even possible and my ignorance has been preserved, intact).

SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 04:26 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392551_423519330997228_100000174950637_1925066_599 44668_n.jpg

100% sure I say 100% too much.

Steerpike
05-20-2012, 11:54 PM
http://codinghorror.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a85dcdae970b0120a86df48a970b-pi

SkyNigger
05-24-2012, 05:40 AM
There are pretty child sex slaves in Bangkok whose only desire is to please you. A Catholic Toddler would think this is pretty good, right? It would be a fantasy for a Catholic Toddler. Little sex dolls who do whatever you want them to do.

Not quite. They do whatever they think you want them to do. When a Toddler is trying to impress you, all Toddlers want to do is please.

If all you want to do is please, you will likely never please anyone except creeps like priests.

Ejay is the b/f of Cherry who works at Jam's sister's friend's club. Cherry is fucking hot, but - like any other of the 90 million Toddlers in this SHITHOLE - she is a moron. Her b/f makes her look like a genius.

As you may or may not know, I smoke a little tobacco. Well, I dabble. There are 5-10 million tobacco smokers in this Westphalia hole, because humans are all about pain relief. And Catholics are all about inflicting pain. I was complaining one day about how hard it is to find a good tobacco pipe in this country. It's not actually hard so much as impossible. Pipes are complex. Glass has to be blown and shit. Ejay interjected and said it would be "easy" for him to get me a pipe. For tobacco.

Nothing in a world of Toddlers is easy.

Toddlers lie because they're stupid. Catholic Toddlers lie because they're stupid and they think they're shrewd. Ejay mostly just wants to please. He's a good kid, really. I've been tempted to kill him only a few times.

This is representative of 90 million Catholic Toddlers. Nothing about Ejay is peculiar. They're Christians. They're just want to please.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/C.jpg

For 30 years, I've had to listen to this Catholic narcissistic screaming. It sent me insane a couple times.

The reason he just screams and screams is because he's insane. He's lost his sense of self which means his mind cannot process anything intelligently. His universe has a diameter of 1m. All he cares about is what happens in that tiny sphere. He probably thinks he's being diabolically selfish. What do you think?

It's not a winning strategy, because it's insane.

All you hear if you're sane in this world, are the demented screams of cannibalistic beasts.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/B.jpg

Lexus is Cherry's friend. She's hot. She's into me. I don't have her number so I asked Cherry to get it for me or to give her mine. Easy right? They're friends. Should be easy. They're not friends anymore. Oh I know why. It was my fault. I asked Lexus' friend to give Lexus my number. They're not friends anymore for that reason. Cherry was jealous. Fucking Toddlers.

Ejay knows I want Lexus' number. You would think this question would be redundant. I speak Catholic Toddler fluently. He's asking me if I want him to try and get her number. He doesn't have it, of course.

I don't have her number. No one has given her mine. Nothing in a world of Toddler Insanity is easy.

He came around and showed me the finished pipe. It could not be used to smoke tobacco, or anything. It wasn't a pipe. It was an abortion. I told him not to worry about it, and to keep the money I paid him for his 'efforts'. He managed to convince me that he knew someone else who understood how to make a very simple tobacco pipe. Reluctantly, I agreed but this time I downloaded images from the Internet. Very easy to make. Nothing in a world of Toddlers is easy.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/A.jpg

He brought Pipe 2 around when my phone was turned off. My intercom is never turned off but the reception staff are too stupid to dial four numbers in a row. I cannot make this shit up. 2 4 2 2. Easy? Not for Toddlers who are too stupid to be alive. I heard the phones start ringing off the hook in the apartments surrounding mine. I thought "For fuck's sake." I know what that means.

I heard a knock on my door, which should be impossible. It was Ejay with Tobacco Pipe 2. Security just lets people up because they don't want to look incompetent. Telecom must be broken. They just swipe their master cards and send everyone up unannounced. It makes perfect sense to a Catholic Toddler imbecile. Of course, it's completely insane.

nb. I live in arguably one of nicest apartment buildings in Rockwell, only recently 'completed'. You know Toddlers. They're not good with deadlines. In 5-10 years, some of the 'unimportant' things will be finalised. Like the pool.

I said "Ejay what the fuck are you doing here." He explained it was my fault because my phone was off. I had to tell him to leave because like I said, he just showed up unannounced. He handed me the box with Pipe 2 in it as I was gently shoving him out of my apartment. It is not easy to get rid of a Toddler who is imposing, because all they can think about is...?

ME ME ME.

nb. We were talking about butane torches and he decided he wanted to make me one. I had told him not to worry about it. He ignored me, because he thought I was just being polite. I didn't give a fuck about his worrying, because I'm not a fucking fake Catholic. I didn't need a fucking butane torch, so I insisted. No torch. He ignored me, because that's what politeness is all about. This entire world consists almost exclusively of horrifying demented creeps. When he showed up unannounced at my front door, I was engaged. He kept trying to light this butane lamp / torch thing which he had made himself and the flame was 4 inches high and billowing black smoke. I told him a butane torch only has a blue flame as I was evicting him, telling him not to show up unannounced ever again.

Tobacco Pipe 3. It's funny how with Christians, favors are immaculately conceived inside their stupid unsolicited heads.

They just want to please.

Earlier I'd given him 3000 peso because of the Cherry v Lexus thing. He didn't really understand it, because of course Cherry was not being honest with him. He had reminded Cherry to give Lexus my number, in front of Lexus.

Cherry and Lexus had a bit of a clash, because Lexus is like "WTF. So give it to me."

Cherry didn't want to.

ME ME ME.

He was in mild pain trying to 'work' it out whilst he was relating the insane dramatics. I understood everything about 40 seconds into his telling me about it, so I cut him off and gave him 3000 for the angst which was kinda my fault. Nothing is ever really my fault in this world of Toddlers, but he had been emotionally shaken by it all so I felt bad. He would not have been hurting if it were not for me. So I gave him 3000 which is a fortune for people who live on a couple hundred peso a day. I'm just that amazing and I don't like it when I 'cause' suffering. It's been the source of 90% of the horror and the insanity inflicted upon my life.

So all up, he had 6000 peso from me for no return from him. I'm not going to call it a "mistake" but you have to be pretty stable and sane to be generous in a Catholic world of demented Toddler greed. I can get away with it now, but when I was younger my 'generosity' very nearly killed me on multiple occasions. But instead of killing me, it just sent me insane.

Insanity is viral. It's why we need to kill billions of people. But that's never going to happen. So insanity is just going to breed, and scream their human children insane.

My phone was off for a reason. My phone remained off after I had to gently drag him out of my apartment, at which point, his Christian Compassion started percolating.

Toddlers are too stupid to lie, so they tell you the truth whilst they're lying. I didn't request another tobacco pipe. I didn't even open the box for Pipe 2. ROFL can you guess why he jumped straight to Pipe 3?

He just wants to please.

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I did not request any such thing. He's confused by his failures (multiple) to deliver on my request (singular). It's an easy mistake to make.

Demented unsolicited screams.

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I'm not remotely confused. He used MY Cherry/Lexus PITY money on an unsolicited Pipe 3. I hadn't looked at Pipe 2 but I'm 'bright' enough to know I don't need to bother looking inside that box.

I was in a good mood when I woke up, as I have been on almost every day of my life. Staying in a good mood in a world of Toddler screaming is another matter, altogether.

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Polite Toddlers are SO FUCKING RUDE, it takes all kinds of restraint not to bitch-slap their demented faces. He's telling me what I want after I gave him four pictures of the simplest fucking thing in the world. It's my fault, you understand; my fault he cannot look at a picture. I don't want a fucking bong. I don't want anything. I want him to fuck off and leave me alone.

That's never going to happen in a World of Toddler Insanity. Have you ever interacted with the Hospitality Industry? They just want to please. They're incapable of doing anything but scream.

Can you spot the emotional con?

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He just wants to be good to me.

He's sorry about disturbing me. But not really. Apologies are Catholic. I fucking hate them, because just like Politeness, they were invented to allow creeps to think it's okay to be insane. Insanity. SORRY! Insanity. SORRY. You live in a world of insanity, but everyone is very apologetic.

"I SAID I'M SORRY. GOSH. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME."

We all make mistakes. We'd make a lot less if there were no such thing as a fucking Apology; because what the fuck is an Apology worth?

I've had enough of this demented Catholic emotional sleaze.

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He wants to TEACH me. I'm toying with the idea of bitch-slapping his demented face for being so horrifyingly insulting.

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He's sorry for disturbing me.

He's sorry he disturbs me every time.

Do you really think he's sorry, or do you understand that Catholics say whatever they think is crafty? They don't mean a damn thing they say because they're taught to lie from the first moment they're impressionable.

Well it would be rude to tell the Truth. They're taught to be Polite, instead. SEVEN BILLION Catholic Toddlers and you morons cannot understand what I mean when I say we're all Catholic Toddlers?

You all lie so much it's horrifying. 95% of the time you don't even realise you're LYING. Failure to disclose? LYING. Thinking better of saying something? LYING. Worried about how it will be received? LYING. Unsure whether you'll sound stupid? LYING. We're conditioned to lie, 'instinctively' by FILTHY TODDLER WHORES who didn't want us to be RUDE in public. It would make them look bad.

But I know how rude you get when people talk about your mother.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 06:03 AM
rofl scooter you lied to this guy and you also said sorry to him which is ironic considering you are ranting about people lying and apologizing

SkyNigger
05-24-2012, 09:13 AM
When a filthy Christian Creep wants to impose themselves onto you, it will be because they are concerned for your sake.

They will be worried for you, on your behalf.

"Are you sure you're okay?"

That's a capital crime right there. It's so FUCKING rude. It's so FUCKING insulting. It's so FUCKING filthy. It's so FUCKING horrifying.

IT'S SO FUCKING CATHOLIC.

Filthy Christian Creep: "Are you okay?"

Me: "Do I know you?"

Filthy Christian Creep: "Oh Hi, I'm..."

Me: "I didn't ask who you were. I want to know why you're bothering me."

Filthy Christian Creep: "I just wanted to make sure you're okay."

Me: "Did something lead you to believe that I was not? On what grounds did you become concerned for my sake?"

Filthy Christian Creep: "So you're okay?"

Me: "I was, until you disturbed me."

Filthy Christian Creep: "Oh sorry to disturb you. I just wanted to make sure you were okay."

Me: "I was fine."

Filthy Christian Creep: "Are you sure?"

Me: "If you don't leave me alone, you filthy creep; you're not going to be okay."

Filthy Christian Creep: "Are you threatening me?"

Me: "I didn't realise I was being subtle. FUCK OFF."

Filthy Christian Creep: "Fine. Suit yourself. No skin off my nose."

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You need to understand, they were just being polite.

Jesus of Nazareth: "Impose yourself onto others, before they can protect themselves from you."

The Golden Rule of Urination. And Parenting.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/8.jpgnb. "dudes" is a codeword for...tobacco. You know Toddlers. They love their call-signs. He wanted me to say "dudes". I snickered. I suggested "CDs" or "DVDs", instead. He didn't think much of my sanity. He preferred "dudes". He explained, it was what he was used to saying.

"So I just text you saying 'yo can I get 2 dudes'?" I snickered again, a little forced; but the second snicker was for him.

Deadpan, he confirmed I had it right. I contemplated explaining the joke to him but Toddlers get really emotional about friends who embarrass them. Someone had considered that High Comedy and I don't like getting in the middle of 'harmless' ongoing private jokes.
The next day, it was "raining men". Which in the Philippines means, Time To Hike The Price. I inquired as to the reason for the sudden price adjustment, with a sneer. They couldn't give me one because every transaction in the Philippines = Time to Hike The Price. They're too stupid to even come up with a dumb excuse. So they just kept saying "it's a critical condition". Hah. Yeah look they're not very good at transacting. This is not my OPINION. I explain this to them when they start up with that OPINION bullshit. I tell them the Truth.

"It's not my OPINION that I could buy your fucking child for the price of a fucking restaurant meal."

They will get bum-hurt. Then indignant, because you're being so rude. They know this, because you're making them feel bum-hurt and they know that is rude.

"OK THAT'S ENOUGH. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT."

Hahah. I don't know what imbecilic world they think they're living in where they think they can order me around but they get introduced to Reality when they do this. It's not my OPINION. I don't have OPINIONS.

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Ejay's friends or Ejay decided "New Transaction, New Price." It's fair enough, right? If I don't like it, I don't have to enter into the transaction. Clean and simple, supply and demand. Right? Hah.

It wasn't really a new transaction, it was midway through a transaction. It's called a hijacking. Catholics invented hijacking. No one talks about it but if you think every Catholic mother of a choirboy is as demented a mother as you'd think, you'd be right. And wrong. It's complicated with denial.

It's even more complicated with denial that is a little too - convenient - to be anything but horrifying. Women give all their filthy 'secrets' and fucking Eww to the molesters of their choirboys in the Confessional. Bad luck choirboys. Mommy is going to be in a special kind of 'denial' about your plight.

I had commenced the transaction. It wasn't a NEW transaction. It was all but completed. The only remaining element of the transaction was their delivering what had been paid for. In a Filipino Toddler's mind, that translates into Time To Hike The Price. This is why no one does business in the Philippines, because imbecilic Toddlers cannot play fair.

There is no such thing as "fair" transacting. There is Sane and Insane transacting. But if you're obsessed with thinking about things in your Catholic brainwashed way, a Sane transaction would be "fair" because it's "fair" on the person you're transacting with and because it's "fair" on you. Filipinos aren't capable of playing "fair". They've never been fair to themselves. Because they're Catholic? And the joke is on them, as it will always be when you're looking to take 'ADVANTAGE' of disparity or looking to 'ADVANTAGE' over people who cannot see your insanity coming.

It's how Moses and his Chosen People slaughtered everyone. They WON all the time. All the cities they destroyed and all the innocent humans they murdered were 'soft'; i.e. sane, and peaceful. But the sociopathic Moses whipped his Toddler Jews into genocidal killers who fucking slaughtered women and children and raped everything and burned everything. They only needed 100 men and they could kill 1000 or 10,000 not because the JEALOUS LORD was on their side but because the sane 1000 or 10,000 were incapable of seeing their insanity coming.

Numbers 21:35 So they smote him, and his sons, and all his people, until there was none left him alive: and they possessed his land. To a demented Toddler who hasn't got a brain, hijacking those you TRADE with seems like a no-brainer.

But then they really mostly hurt themselves with their idiotic seeking 'ADVANTAGE' and their demented delusional Shrewd. They think they're smarter than everyone they ever meet, so they slobber on you constantly because they think "Teehee, he'll never notice" or - as in this case - "Teehee, what the fuck can he do about it".

They live in the moment. They rip you off and they'll keep ripping you off as long as you let them. They burn everyone. Everything is a hijack, non-stop. It's very shrewd to hijack, if you live in the fucking moment.

Why?

The question the Toddler Genius will ask himself, imagining he's being shrewd, is, "Why Not?"

This is actually incredibly important and valuable insight, in all reality; because the entire nation of Toddlers shoot themselves in the feet so often they don't even realise how horrifyingly often they just urinate their own best interests away. They are so shrewd, but then you cannot actually be shrewd. You cannot actually be discerning. You cannot actually be Mike.

YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY BE THAT STUPID. Can you? Can you imagine that you can't be fooled? It only makes sense to be shrewd if no one can fool you. Otherwise you're just asking to be raped. When you enter into a transaction attempting to screw the other person (which is what being shrewd is all about), you're demanding to be screwed. The secret of Catholic Shrewd is that every single Toddler in the world fancies themselves as being smarter than everyone else. They weren't born yesterday. Let them handle the niggotiations. They have some haggling skills. They're worldly. They got street smarts. If you're stupid enough to let them, they will want to do everything for you.

And they'll fuck up everything because they're too stupid to be alive.

I should compare these imbeciles with Thais more often. Thais are so fucking brilliant, they will bend you over and whisper sweet nothings in your ear and you'll walk away with a elasticated anus all chuffed thinking "I really showed that stupid peasant that not every farang is stupid."

Not every farang is stupid. But it's impossible for me to convince shrewd Thais of this fact, because aside from when they get it horribly wrong with me, I'm not sure they're all that wrong about farangs and their stupidity. You all think you're so shrewd. Thais are more shrewd than you. No one is LESS shrewd than I am. Look up. That's my arm. Grab it.

Stop trying to stomp on everyone you meet. Stupid Catholic Toddlers.

No one is as stupid as Catholic Toddlers in the Philippines. They're stupid, and they're lazy; and the reason this is a problem should be obvious. Millions of children getting molested by sniveling creeps and their HUMAN URGES they're too 'weak' to control (that's a cute lie, because no one has ever controlled their 'urges' indefinitely). Tens of millions of children starving to death and dying from horrible illnesses like...the flu. Or a cut (that gets infected because you live in filth and cannot afford the antibiotics to save your baby's life).

Catholic Toddlers think I rant for no reason. This is because they are not dying of starvation. They can afford antibiotics. They are LUCKY. Because they're shrewd. It's doesn't make sense but then neither does narcissism, if you THINK about it.
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Classic ME ME ME.

All he can think is ME.

Are you there waiting for me? Okay, make sure you stay there. JUST WAIT FOR ME. I'm not going to tell you how long I'll be but WAIT FOR ME OKAY.

"Wait for how long?"

"For awhile."

You'll hear insanity that horrifying, non-stop. JUST WAIT, OKAY?! GOSH. My PA would give me horrifying attitude like this, when I would ask her how much longer she was going to take to do something that was taking forever. She thought I was attacking her. She's too stupid to understand I was asking her for a time-frame.

With a Catholic Toddler, you don't matter. Everything is ME ME ME.

So they get fired, and their children get raped and killed and die of hunger, or a paper cut.

nb. This is just my 'opinion', of course. Their 'opinion' is that God wants them to live in suffering. Their priests tell them this every single day. "We all have a right to our 'opinions'."

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They never fucking listen to anything you say.

I give an explicit instruction to the moron. I'd already given him this instruction, he ignored it, got lost on Level 34 trying to take a shortcut, and I give the explicit instruction again. It's not complex. He ignores it.

He requests I do something INSANE for him, instead. I'm not going down to the fucking lobby because he's too stupid to read.

I repeat the explicit instruction, AGAIN.

At which point, CLASSIC TODDLER NARCISSISTIC ME ME ME. They cannot think, because they're too demented to be alive. So they will tell you what you are and are not doing because they're sniveling little filthy vermin who aren't capable of inspiring sympathy. He tells me I'm not answering my phone. That's because the morons - who he knows VERY well by now - aren't capable of pressing 4 numbers in a row to use the intercom. But they're bothering my neighbors. I can hear the phones ringing loudly. I grit my teeth because they all need to die and I am not going to kill them BECAUSE I'm not a good person. I'm just going to leave instead and DO NO EVIL. Which is pretty evil, when you're supposed to put beasts out of their misery but you don't want to do the right thing.

I tell him to watch their STUPID fucking fingers fuck up the numbers.

He responds by ORDERING me to do something. And suddenly, he's in a lot of danger. But I guess it would depend on how you define "danger". He's in the kind of danger that would kill him far too often to be "safe". But because it's me, chances are; I'm not going to kill him. But he's still in a lot of danger. He's just going to get away with it, that's all.

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They just don't fucking listen.

Your instructions are not important.

They're too stupid to be alive.

Four minutes later, I sent him back down. He showed up at my front door unannounced. I told him to go back down and DO WHAT I FUCKING INSTRUCTED. Catholic Toddlers cannot correctly gauge the intelligence of their actions because they're emotionally insane. He thinks price hiking mid-transaction is intelligent because I've been NICE to him.

This makes me a mark, in his mind.

He now needs to be trained, which means he's going to feel pain and shame because he's become dangerous. He's become comfortable. If he was sane that would be a good thing. But he's a Catholic Toddler, who is demented. When a Catholic Toddler is comfortable, they get 'FANCY' ideas. They get sloppy. They stop coming to work. They stop putting their best foot forward. They stop caring about what you say because they think it's no longer important. You're a big teddy bear. They don't need to listen to you. They're playing you. They're in control. They think they don't need to do what they're told.

But they do.

If they didn't, they wouldn't be in the position where I could make them do anything I wanted to. They don't play fair because they're stupid. They don't listen to what you're saying because they think they don't need to because they're stupid and they don't understand that THEY DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

I don't like shaming people. But if you can't act in your own best interests, you become very dangerous and if you cannot be taught to act like a grownup, I will teach you the only way a Toddler who is DEMENTED can be taught.

You will FEEL a lot of pain. You will FEEL disgraced. You will FEEL tiny because you have gotten stupidly BIG and comfortable inside your tiny little head.

It took a long time and a number of brutally cold rejections but 25 minutes later, my intercom rang and I picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Sir you have a visitor, Ejay."

"Send him up please."

"Yes Sir, I'll send him right up."

"Thank you."
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It doesn't hurt to be polite.

That's literally all it will ever do because it only HURTS imbeciles (who are emotionally abused Toddlers) when you're 'mean' and curt and efficient and 'rude'.

Bob would (quite reasonably) believe eviscerating these sniveling little shrimps is ill-advised. There could be a backlash, you'd think. It makes sense if you do not understand the mind of a Catholic Toddler.

There has never been a backlash in the Philippines. They get murdered, raped and emotionally obliterated and shamed in public all the time. They don't bristle like a Thai would if you were insane enough to dress down a Thai who had 'displeased' you, in public. You can do it in private and they won't care a fraction as much as they care about your not doing it in public, because the Thais are all about Saving Face. But in Thailand, that would be a good way to learn about the gracefulness of Thai kick-boxing and, if you couldn't learn your lesson and continued to dress people down in public all the time, you could get your throat slit for your stupidity.

But in the Philippines, you HAVE to dress them down in public and you HAVE destroy them in front of a crowd because they will NOT listen to anything you say to them privately. You HAVE to shame them and you HAVE to embarrass them and you HAVE to make them feel pain because emotions (i.e. PAIN and FEAR) are all they know.

They're incapable of acting in their own best interests and their amazing President is trying to remain sane whilst being buffeted by the horror of Bishops and Priests who all have an - opinion - they want to share. They share their - opinions - on the front pages of every paper, during primetime news, and throughout the day on talkback radio. They HATE President Aquino because he didn't BUY them. Aquino is going after the corrupt horror shows that murder children and make a mockery of the mockery that is Law; like the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court - a devout Catholic - which means his entire defence argument is limited to public prayers that God will help the (corrupt) Senate find him Not Guilty and clear his name of these 'personal slurs' and all of this irrefutable evidence which which was acquired using dubious and illegal means.

nb. Illegal = whistle-blowing.

The Toddlers are bored with these personal attacks. It's all they understand the corruption trial to be. Just personal squabbling, much like their family squabbles over who saw what boy first.

"Why don't these politicians get a room, teehee."

"It's personal."

"Politicians and their undignified squabbling. They should all treat each other with a lot more respect; on both sides. Why can't they put aside their personal vendettas and work for the good of the country."

"Why is the President spending all his time going after his personal political enemies. The President should be focusing on improving the lives of struggling Filipinos."

This is what the bishops and priests are saying every day, blasting their filth out into the airwaves non-stop. No one can state the obvious.

That would be impolite.

You could literally just kill them all and there is ZERO chance that you would be making a unilateral mistake. It's so horrifying; you simply cannot comprehend how deep into Horror these former humans have been drilled. They'll never be capable of acting in their own best interests. They have lost the capacity to THINK.

All they do is FEEL.

The EDSA "People Power" Revolution is a filthy LIE.

There is no power in the people. They do whatever their imprinted patrons order them to do. The EDSA Revolution was a non-event until Cardinal Sin, the Defence Minister and an influential Army general ordered the people to support Cory Aquino.

After weeks of tension following the disputed outcome of the snap election, disgruntled and reformist military officers, led by then Defense Minister Juan Ponce Enrile and General Fidel V. Ramos, surprised the entire nation and the whole world when they announced their defection from President Marcos and their strong belief that Aquino was the real winner in the presidential election on February 22, 1986.

Upon the urging and encouragement of the activist Cardinal Archbishop of Manila Jaime Sin, millions of Filipinos trooped to Camp Aguinaldo along Epifanio De los Santos Avenue (EDSA), where Enrile and Ramos have been holding operations, to give their moral support and prayers for the reformist soldiers.

At that time, Aquino was meditating in a Carmelite convent in Cebu.No prizes for guessing why the 'reformist' soldiers jumped ship. They were the enforcers of one of the most notorious dictators of the 20th century; he slaughtered and tortured and...well, he didn't do it personally did he? He gave orders to men who wouldn't get promoted to positions of Defence Minister or General unless they went "above and beyond" the horror. They'd have to show initiative to "please" Marcos. And then, the meek widow of the father of the current President (who was riddled with bullets at the airport as he ARRIVED home because they needed to send a message of FEAR to imbeciles who are not capable of being communicated with any other way) wins an election and Marcos said "Nah."

But the 'reformist' soldiers (one of whom is now the Senate President frantically trying to find a way to clear the name of the Chief Justice) saw an opportunity and they grabbed it. Cory Aquino was a hero but then she didn't really get anything done because she had no power. She was just brave. She had to defer to the Church and to the 'reformist' soldiers because they wouldn't have supported her if she wasn't the sort of person they could manipulate. Her son is 100x the President she was, but he's getting nowhere because "the people" are TOO STUPID TO BE ALIVE.

It doesn't matter whether it's the Philippines, Europe or the United States, the only things the "the people" can be expected to respond to are PAIN and FEAR. Their own best interests? Don't be ridiculous.

And of course, my MOTIVE for saying all of this is not to HURT the people but rather because I IMAGINE it would be a great world if the 7 billion Catholic Toddlers who lived in it weren't CAPABLE of being emotionally manipulated and offended and controlled and ordered around as if they were mindless dogs and sent to fight and kill and die in slave wars against each other. So if you're a Catholic Toddler, can't you understand I'm on YOUR side? I want you to THINK for yourself instead of FEELING the way your patrons have brainwashed you to feel from a very young age. It's not your 'fault'! It's not your mother's 'fault' that religion has been exploiting women since the sociopathic Moses hated humans so much, he devised a plan to screw all of humanity. It looked a little something like this in specifics but in reality, it was as simple as DIVIDE AND CONQUER.

Genesis 2:18 (NASB) 18 Then the Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him.”


Women are made to be the servants of men.

Genesis 3:12-13 (KJV)
12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13 And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done?



It's all the fault of women. See? The serpent tempted her. She tempted men. Women are the link between Evil and Man. So evil, those female servants! Tempting good, decent, god-fearing husbands to rape (sorry, 'coerce' into having sex with them) Overseas Filipino Workers in private households all around the world.

Wouldn't it be nice to believe that the sweet men of Islam and Christianity who are each trapped with the ugly broad they've lost interest in sometime during the last two to three decades, are all able to resist their HUMAN URGES and remain professional with their live-in, demure, meek and mousey Filipina slaves. But this isn't a Disney cartoon. The maids might get one day off a week, if they're lucky. And they get remunerated in slave wages for full-time slavery. These aren't kind men. They're slave-owners.

In the domestic services industry, rape is out of control.

Now, I couldn't possibly mind saying so myself because I might be the best fucking boss in the entire fucking world. That's not a throwaway claim. I just cannot get emotional about their shit. I pay them 3-4 times what market forces dictate, because the market is all fucked up courtesy of Catholic slave-breeding policies. I never raise my voice, I never berate them, I never yell when they fuck up and cost me money or place me in danger when they lie to my face claiming they've done a very easy but very important job before going off to Holy Week for a fortnight holiday with my passport (which has been stamped, in a sane world - but in a Catholic world, well...she was living in the moment and the entire two days she had to do that job was spent getting excited about seeing her family.)

I didn't get angry. I explained that was not an intelligent thing to do. I explained that lying was dangerous, and she didn't want to dabble in lying because I'm not going to get angry (as I was proving) but then I do need to know. She burst into tears not because she was remorseful but because she thinks she's crafty and she turns on the waterworks because she wants me to feel bad so that I don't get angry at her. I'm not getting angry at her.

The waterworks are preemptive insurance. I understand all this, so I gritted my teeth and resisted the urge to fire her on the spot. Instead, I asked her if she was capable of acting in her own best interests. I'm not going to fucking say "please", when I ask you to be sane; because I'm not asking for a favour. I'm telling you to do yourself a favour.

And what does all of that translate into, inside a tiny Catholic Toddler's mind?

"Sucker."

My maid and my PA stopped coming to work because I don't yell at people and insult them and coddle them and plead with them to act in their own best interests. They were just trying to establish my boundaries; I understood. I saw Toddlers in school do this with new teachers. Someone was forcing them to go to school, but no one made me go to school because I was getting an education for me. These other kids were getting an education for their parents.

My maids thought they worked for me, and if your employer doesn't ride your back why would you do what you didn't need to do? I know the answer. Do you know the answer?

They don't know the answer, so they get raped.

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I cannot imagine how they got so confused about their own best interests. It's almost like they have someone else doing their THINKING for them.

The answer is that they don't work for me. They work for themselves. I just pay them to work for themselves. If they don't want to work for themselves, I cannot pay them. So they get fired. And probably, they're going to get raped because this is a demented world of Toddlers just like them and everyone gets raped because of disparities. They're on the wrong side of Religious Disparities.

And if you THINK about it, so are you. Everyone is on the wrong side of Religious Disparities. It's why everyone is a fucking Toddler who imagines they're too smart to get caught and too smart to learn anything and too smart not to have children.

Rolling. Rolling. ALL OF YOU NEED TO DIE.

SkyNigger
05-24-2012, 09:16 AM
rofl scooter you lied to this guy and you also said sorry to him which is ironic considering you are ranting about people lying and apologizing

Don't be an idiotic Catholic Toddler.

You know what an opinion is? It's when you want to express yourself without context or specifics, because you want to make a 'cheap' point that you know won't hold up under cross-evisceration.

Use specifics when you want to discuss things or move to the fucking Philippines where you can be shrewd like this.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:42 AM
ok if you want me to make my point clearer then here are the specifics you asked for

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I'm not remotely confused.

if you tell someone you are confused when you are not confused that would be a lie no ?

i couldnt give a fuck if you lie or not, whatever we all do it no big deal

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:46 AM
we really need to hear mikes opinion on this am sure he could clear everything up

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:47 AM
GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPEEE

SkyNigger
05-24-2012, 10:34 AM
ok if you want me to make my point clearer then here are the specifics you asked for

if you tell someone you are confused when you are not confused that would be a lie no ?

i couldnt give a fuck if you lie or not, whatever we all do it no big deal

You fucking moron. I am not the instigator of the insanity. I am not lying in order to take advantage of someone. I am not lying in order to achieve a goal or an aim. I am not lying to manipulate anyone. I am not lying to exploit anyone. I am not lying to deceive anyone.

Because you are a Catholic Toddler, you don't understand the difference.

Because you are a Catholic Toddler, you cannot even understand why lying is bad.

Because you are a Catholic Toddler, you cannot be taught why lying is bad because you already think you Know everything there is to know.

You are trying to TRANSMIT rather than COMMUNICATE.

You're being a lot like Mike right now. You're ludicrously transparent without realising it. It's in the tone of your stupid post. You don't FEEL you have anything to learn because you already know everything. So rather than communicate intelligently, which would sound something like this: "I don't understand because aren't you lying when you tell him you're confused when you're not really confused by his insanity?"

--- Instead you just sneer, because you're not interested in communicating. You're not interested in learning. You're only interested in transmitting.

--- As evidenced by: "i couldnt give a fuck if you lie or not, whatever we all do it no big deal".

You fucking moron. It is a BIG DEAL that you are so dysfunctional when it comes to detecting and analysing MOTIVE that you cannot understand the difference between lying to DECEIVE and lying in DEFENCE under attack from a Christian Narcissistic Sociopath who is losing his mind in emotional insanity, preparing the groundwork to allow himself to feel "hard done by". He's doing what Mike was doing before I shot his insanity down and called him out on his little emotional con; go read the thread and you'll see the identical pattern between Mike and Ejay. They were both "GETTING MORE AND MORE BITTER BY THE MINUTE". Both imagining that they were doing people these huge favours and that the recipients of their insane unsolicited impositions were being ungrateful cunts.

If you cannot understand the incomparable difference - and you probably won't because you're a moronic Catholic Toddler who isn't interested in communicating - then focus your tiny mind on who is provoking and who is defending.

I have no motive to deceive him. I have no interest in deceiving him. I need him to fucking want to leave me alone; and I'm trying to teach him about his insanity and why it's not in his best interests. I can't just threaten him, because that would be 'optimal' only for me (which means it's sub-optimal for me).

I'm trying to teach him how to be sane. I'm not apologising for me because I haven't DONE anything wrong, you fucking MORON. I'm sorry for his sake. He's provoking. I'm defending. You're a fucking imbecile who isn't capable of understanding MOTIVE.

But you'll be a moron if you cannot understand how demented you've been in your last two posts.

And you'll be a moron if you cannot understand how valuable all this shit is for your stupid face.

Bunch of moronic Catholic ingrates, all you fucking Toddlers. Because you'll be horribly wrong, you 'arguments' or your 'points' will get obliterated, and you won't think "Shit, I was horribly wrong, I really shot my stupid face in the face right there."

You'll just 'lose' the non-existent 'battle' you tried to fight in your own mind and you'll kick along.

UNABLE TO WIN.

UNABLE TO REALISE THIS ISN'T ABOUT WINNING.

UNABLE TO CARE IF YOU LOSE.

UNABLE TO FUCKING LEARN A FUCKING DAMN THING.

Just another fucking Catholic Toddler, who thinks they already know everything.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 11:13 AM
It is a BIG DEAL that you are so dysfunctional when it comes to detecting and analysing MOTIVE that you cannot understand the difference between lying to DECEIVE and lying in DEFENCE under attack from a Christian Narcissistic Sociopath who is losing his mind in emotional insanity,

thats not right, i am well aware of the difference. i know that there is nothing wrong with lying to people in certain situations. i said something similar to you the other day and you disagreed. perhaps i didnt make my point very well,

ok so maybe the tone of my post didnt come across very well buts thats probably because i just type shit and then press submit. all this isnt very important to me its just entertainment. thought it would be interesting to see your reaction.

i am not trying to fight any battle with you. i only brought it up because you have been talking about people lying for a while now.

SkyNigger
05-24-2012, 12:35 PM
thats not right, i am well aware of the difference. i know that there is nothing wrong with lying to people in certain situations. i said something similar to you the other day and you disagreed. perhaps i didnt make my point very well,

You didn't say something similar. That's the entire point. You aren't capable of understanding motive. People are SO terrible with motive, it's simply horrifying.

When someone asks me what I think of the Philippines, they are asking me for one of the most important things you can ever give to anyone; your opinion.

Note that I didn't say "your honest opinion", and the reason is because there is only one reason why you wouldn't give your honest opinion and that is to deceive. You think it's crafty to deceive people there because you think you are personable. But you're not.

You're toddler-able. You're tolerable. You're charming but then you wouldn't be very charming around sane people once they work out that you're insulting them with your vile corruption. Were there things that I said or did when we hung out in Bangkok that you thought better about commenting on?

Being charming around me won't ingratiate yourself towards me. You say you're not trying to ingratiate yourself but then you'd be lying and it's as easily proven as:

"Why?"

Why would you lie if you weren't trying to be a creep? Why would you lie if you weren't trying to coddle my 'emotions'? Why would you lie if you didn't care about deceiving me?

You're a creep and if you cannot understand how serious that is, you'd be lying. Sane people do not like people to lie to them. That is a fucking fact. It's very insulting and rude and it's the Catholic Religion and sane people have no fucking need for your lying to them. They can handle the Truth. What they cannot handle is your filthy Lying.

In the incomparable example you think is identical, when you lie about your opinion, you are the provoker. You assume that they will not like your Truth. So you provoke with your lies.

You are asked what your opinion is on something. If you lie, then you are the first offender.

In the example with Ejay, I'm defending in a very dangerous position. I'm being attacked by insanity which is laced with insane aggression because Christians are horrifying filthy leeches with their maniacal emotional tricks they play on themselves purely to allow themselves to run emotional cons. I'm defending and I have no motive to lie to him. What is wrong with you Christian creeps and motive? Oh that's right. You're insane and you think you're sane and crafty.

Wrong.

JD, what is your opinion on _____ ?

JD thinks, WWJD. You just don't realise it. I've proving it to you.

Jesus of Nazareth: "Insult others as you would have them insult you."

Fuck off. Don't impose YOUR corruption onto me. The only thing I care for is Truth. How dare you lie to me assuming that I could like being lied to. How dare you assume I'm as insane as you. Do you understand?

Do you understand how they root-kitted humanity, by exploiting women.

Don't urinate your Golden Showers onto other people. Don't fucking lie to people imagining that you're being crafty because it's horrifying that a) you would assume someone is insane, and b) you would care about what the insane lovers of LIES would think about you if you told the Truth.

You care about the opinions of Insane Toddlers because you're a Catholic Creep. Toddlers wouldn't tolerate you being honest, and you want to ingratiate yourself with Toddlers. So you lie to them because you tell yourself "What harm is there in lying? It's what the Toddler probably wants me to do."

But I'm not a Toddler. You just assumed I was because you are one. You're like your mother. You're like my mother. You're like every Toddler mother since Moses who remains an emotional toddler for life because they WANT to be lied to.

This is not my opinion, you fucking Toddlers. If you want to be lied to you then you are an emotionally-damaged Toddler. If you want to be told the Truth, then you are sane. This is fact. Not opinion.

"IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING."

Right?

WRONG.

Where you're going horribly wrong is your terrifying inability to appreciate the fact that when you lie to people, you're being a Catholic Creep. You think you're being nice. You're not being nice lying to people who want to be lied to. The only reason they want to be lied to is because creeps have been lying to them their entire lives, which is why they - FEEL - they can't handle the Truth.

Everyone can handle the Truth.

No one can handle living in a Catholic HORROR-filled world of filthy creeps and their Illusions of 'Pleasant' Denial.

"What children are getting raped? I don't see any."

Filthy Toddler creeps, too stupid to understand you're not being crafty. You're all just raping yourselves in your demented narcissistic insanity; incapable of understanding that every human is linked to every other human. Your fate is a function of their fates. Your happiness is a function of their happiness. Your misery is a function of their misery.

When they get raped, you are getting raped. You're all too stupid and sniveling to understand the simplest things.

ok so maybe the tone of my post didnt come across very well You're just not smart enough to have a clue, are you?

I don't give a fuck about your tone, as if I were an emotional creep. I pointed out that the tone of your post makes you transparent.

You were transparent in your unwillingness to communicate like a grownup. That's the point I was making.

You just don't get it, after you prove me correct.

i just type shit and then press submit. all this isnt very important to me its just entertainment. Yes. You troll because you're a demented Catholic Toddler. And see my last post for predicting it. You need to wake up, because I'm owning your demented face. We're not putting on a show for spectators here. We're talking about the most important things in the world, and you just want to be a Toddler because you already know everything.

It's all just entertainment for you now. Your book-learning and emotional development has finished. Now you are a Toddler for life.

Bravo. You're not winning.

i am not trying to fight any battle with you. i only brought it up because you have been talking about people lying for a while now.Yes I have. And no fucking Toddler has been smart enough to understand why.

thought it would be interesting to see your reaction.That's called Trolling. How old are you. And more importantly, if you cannot understand a damn thing - as I am using logic to point out over and over (but you can't do logic which is why you don't get motive) - why would you smear your filthy Toddler makeup onto me?

Because you're a Catholic horror show.

Jesus Christ: "Toddlers, do unto other toddlers as you would have toddlers do to you."

You can smirk all you want as I keep obliterating your 'logic', and like I said, you're just going to shrug because you LOSE your little battles and rather than understand WHOA, you just shrug because you're not capable of winning a damn thing. You don't want to win. You just want to be a Toddler.

You just want to keep on pissing your Toddler urine all over the world.

You're all Catholic Toddlers. You just don't realise it.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 01:35 PM
Were there things that I said or did when we hung out in Bangkok that you thought better about commenting on?


It was a while ago and memories are a bit fuzzy but yeah am sure there were some things i thought better about commenting on. Basically i dont feel the need to comment/preach/lecture people i dont know about what they are doing with their life. I really dont want to waste my time banging my head against a wall.

Dont mistake me for another 408mike, i dont need your approval and couldnt give a fuck if you think i am a catholic toddler or a creep or whatever. We hung out once, it was fun and i would happily do it again but i dont see how one night on the piss in bangkok suddenly translates into me lying to you and trying to deceive you ?

What the fuck are you on about ? Is there some specific example you are talking about here ?

Steerpike
05-24-2012, 01:44 PM
Jack Daniels is literally the dumbest guy on the whole site.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 01:52 PM
i worry i am one bad post away from scooter trying to make me kill myself

Steerpike
05-24-2012, 01:52 PM
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05-24-2012, 02:24 PM
i worry i am one bad post away from scooter trying to make me kill myself

ROFL!!!!! Good one!

rum dick
05-24-2012, 03:09 PM
You were helluva lot nicer to ejay than I would have been if he had shown up uninvited. Or incessantly texted "dude" again and again and again. The kid literally annoyed me while I'm sitting here in West by god Virginia drinking coffee and listening to jazz. Never met him, likely never will but already annoyed by his antics.

You have the patience of Job.

Or if you'd prefer to avoid biblical references, the patience of an oyster.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 06:27 PM
scooter as a peace offering i want to give you this

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Steerpike
05-24-2012, 08:46 PM
Yet more pandering from Daniels, this can't end well.

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:13 PM
i will out myself as a pedo before the end of the week pike

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:13 PM
avenge my death

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:25 PM
mike i do not know why you seek approval from strangers on the internet and i do not care

DankBlaniels
05-24-2012, 09:33 PM
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Statutory Ape
05-24-2012, 10:15 PM
If all you want to do is please, you will likely never please anyone except creeps like priests.

Ejay is the b/f of Cherry who works at Jam's sister's friend's club. Cherry is fucking hot, but - like any other of the 90 million Toddlers in this SHITHOLE - she is a moron. Her b/f makes her look like a genius.

For 30 years, I've had to listen to this Catholic narcissistic screaming. It sent me insane a couple times.

The reason he just screams and screams is because he's insane. He's lost his sense of self which means his mind cannot process anything intelligently. His universe has a diameter of 1m. All he cares about is what happens in that tiny sphere. He probably thinks he's being diabolically selfish. What do you think?

Lexus is Cherry's friend. She's hot. She's into me. I don't have her number so I asked Cherry to get it for me or to give her mine. Easy right? They're friends. Should be easy. They're not friends anymore. Oh I know why. It was my fault. I asked Lexus' friend to give Lexus my number. They're not friends anymore for that reason. Cherry was jealous. Fucking Toddlers.

Ejay knows I want Lexus' number. You would think this question would be redundant. I speak Catholic Toddler fluently. He's asking me if I want him to try and get her number. He doesn't have it, of course.

He came around and showed me the finished pipe. It could not be used to smoke tobacco, or anything. It wasn't a pipe. It was an abortion. I told him not to worry about it, and to keep the money I paid him for his 'efforts'. He managed to convince me that he knew someone else who understood how to make a very simple tobacco pipe. Reluctantly, I agreed but this time I downloaded images from the Internet. Very easy to make. Nothing in a world of Toddlers is easy.

I heard a knock on my door, which should be impossible. It was Ejay with Tobacco Pipe 2. Security just lets people up because they don't want to look incompetent. Telecom must be broken. They just swipe their master cards and send everyone up unannounced. It makes perfect sense to a Catholic Toddler imbecile. Of course, it's completely insane.

I said "Ejay what the fuck are you doing here." He explained it was my fault because my phone was off. I had to tell him to leave because like I said, he just showed up unannounced. He handed me the box with Pipe 2 in it as I was gently shoving him out of my apartment. It is not easy to get rid of a Toddler who is imposing, because all they can think about is...?

ME ME ME.

We were talking about butane torches and he decided he wanted to make me one. I had told him not to worry about it. He ignored me, because he thought I was just being polite. I didn't give a fuck about his worrying, because I'm not a fucking fake Catholic. I didn't need a fucking butane torch, so I insisted. No torch. He ignored me, because that's what politeness is all about. This entire world consists almost exclusively of horrifying demented creeps. When he showed up unannounced at my front door, I was engaged. He kept trying to light this butane lamp / torch thing which he had made himself and the flame was 4 inches high and billowing black smoke. I told him a butane torch only has a blue flame as I was evicting him, telling him not to show up unannounced ever again. [/I]

He was in mild pain trying to 'work' it out whilst he was relating the insane dramatics. I understood everything about 40 seconds into his telling me about it, so I cut him off and gave him 3000 for the angst which was kinda my fault. Nothing is ever really my fault in this world of Toddlers, but he had been emotionally shaken by it all so I felt bad. He would not have been hurting if it were not for me. So I gave him 3000 which is a fortune for people who live on a couple hundred peso a day. I'm just that amazing and I don't like it when I 'cause' suffering. It's been the source of 90% of the horror and the insanity inflicted upon my life.

He just wants to please.

Blind read here- This guy probably has lived shit poor and surrounded by all things dirty unclean and cheap his entire life, the best thing going for him is for sure his girlfriend.

You know that feeling you get when you and your girl meet up with people, and she kind of does this thing after seeing a certain guy, like she might have a thing for him?

Of course you don't. And I will bet you this guy knows it far too well. You're super cool intelligent dry and witty all of that, this makes girls dig you infallibly, but it also makes forming a friendship very hard from the outset as you are the guy who never needs anything. Ever. You don't need help, you can buy help, or whatever. You don't need things, you have everything.

This kid is insecure as hell here, wouldn't you be if you were him? A phone call and his girl is probably at your place, whats to stop you? Befriending you gives him at least a decent chance you won't make a move at his girlfriend and as long as he keeps you happy, you are less likely to move in. Whether this is true or not is irrelevant, this is what he most likely thinks.

Just my unsolicited opinion

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05-24-2012, 11:21 PM
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SkyNigger
05-25-2012, 01:49 PM
{I just fired this shit out free-styling. Read it once over. Pretty fucking good as far as non-edited free-styling goes.}

It was a while ago and memories are a bit fuzzy but yeah am sure there were some things i thought better about commenting on. Basically i dont feel the need to comment/preach/lecture people i dont know about what they are doing with their life.

No it's not about preaching or lecturing. It's about deceit.

You would deceive them here in Manila because you'd value their opinion of you more than you valued your opinion of you. People who value their own opinion don't sacrifice it on the altar of being toddler-able. What's more, people who are sane don't value the fake opinions of those who only hold that 'pleased' opinion as a result of your giving them lies in lieu of Truth.

You tell yourself that you don't feel the need to be honest when you're asked for honesty, because you're living in the moment where you are using people. In the moments down the line where they face the brutal reality that was - in part - your fault, you won't be around. You tell yourself you're being a good fellow but that is a lie to disguise the fact that, whether you want to be or not, you're behaving like a filthy creep who deceives people in order to use them and when the lifetime of their being deceived comes crashing down onto them, you've long since kicked along.

You say that you don't like banging your head against a wall but who says you have to convince them? If you can't handle their insanity, why do you keep banging your head against it? The answer is the proof of your lying to yourself. You want something from them and you're not prepared to give it up by acting in their best interests. You don't care about their best interests, you care about - what you FEEL - are yours.

That's where this entire world of demented Catholic Toddlers has gone wrong. Playing Prisoner Dilemma imagining they're being crafty when if they stopped being a bunch of snivelling creeps who already knew everything; I could show them how not to live in their Catholic Prison. They could live on top of the world, with everyone else. No one needs to be cut down for those who want to FEEL tall.

If they weren't so stupid they'd understand the only reason they FEEL that way is because they're very, very small. The Catholic Church makes toddlers feel that way; it keeps them emotional Toddlers for life.

Dont mistake me for another 408mike, i dont need your approval and couldnt give a fuck if you think i am a catholic toddler or a creep or whatever.

That's a good thing. You could always speak your mind around me.

yeah am sure there were some things i thought better about commenting on.

Rats. Looks like a contradiction. I'm only being aggressive because I'm sick to death of the snivelling of Toddlers who can't do logic, can't hope to compete, cannot plausibly imagine that they'll come away with a W but that doesn't stop them from taking snipes. They lose, and they don't care because they lose all the time. They just want to snipe. It's insane, considering the subject matter at hand.

We hung out once, it was fun and i would happily do it again but i dont see how one night on the piss in bangkok suddenly translates into me lying to you and trying to deceive you ?


I asked a question. Why are you assuming I'm accusing you? That's very Toddler of you.

Of course, the question was warranted because you yourself have stated you are a big proponent of Lies > Truth.

I really dont want to waste my time banging my head against a wall.

Some Truth, at last.

You'd rather waste your time building the wall up for a sane person to bang their head into down the line. Your pleasant lies contribute to their perceived inability to handle the truth. You cannot win trying to defend your position because it's indefensible. And because it's all very much:

Me. Me. Me. Why would I waste my valuable time illuminating you when I can just deceive you instead. Wham. Bam. Thank you Ma'am. Off like a bandit to stupid to realise I'm robbing empty houses and vacant shells.

i worry i am one bad post away from scooter trying to make me kill myself

No. But I won't be letting you off the hook if you want your illogic and your denial too.

I was furious yesterday. Today, I'm calmer which means I'm not as sane as I was yesterday. These FUCKING Catholic leeches oh.my.god.

Most Bishops View Trial As A Parody – Arguelles
By LEONARD D. POSTRADO
May 21, 2012, 8:04pm

MANILA, Philippines -- Most Catholic bishops think that President Aquino is making a parody out of the impeachment trial of Chief Justice Renato C. Corona, exposing a string of foils and fumbles instead of addressing the real problems of the nation, Lipa Archibishop Ramon Arguelles said yesterday.

Speaking with reporters after the concelebrated mass for Corona at the Supreme Court (SC), Arguelles said that many Catholic bishops feel that the government had neglected its duty in solving the pressing problems of the country – such as the rising poverty and unemployment rates – by dwelling too much on the impeachment trial.

“Privately, the impeachment was discussed by the bishops and most of us think this is a parody,” the Lipa Archbishop said in broken English.

“I don’t know why we still watch it. Kalokohan ito. Kita mo naman, akala mo napakaganda ng arguments pagkatapos wala naman laman (This is a parody. You’ve seen it – sound arguments that later shed no substance),” he added.

Instead of making the impeachment trial a priority, the Lipa Archibishop advised Aquino to focus his energies on giving more jobs to the Filipinos.

“The poor are getting poorer,” said the prelate who has openly been a staunch critic of the impeachment of Corona.

“God conquered the world not by oppressing people, not by putting people to shame,” he said in his homily in an apparent reference to public attacks against the Chief Justice.

Until you imbeciles wake up and start placing these tortured beasts into permanent peace, they'll just keep raping you and smirking at your smirking as you smirk at those you took ADVANTAGE off, teehee. They never saw your insanity coming! What a shark.

You know that feeling you get when you and your girl meet up with people, and she kind of does this thing after seeing a certain guy, like she might have a thing for him?

Yes I was confused why Aun didn't leave me for them.

The joke was on me, of course. Why would she need to hahah. Aun's so brilliant, she doesn't need to choose. She's not really bright, of course. She doesn't know how to be happy; she's miserable actually, but then all she does is tell the Truth 100% of the time.

Well she's no Filipina Toddler. They lie like single-cell organisms. Aun has a terrifying switch that gets flipped as she bounces around. If she's telling you she loves you, she means it. You will know this fact. Where so many make the mistake, and I doubt anyone's solved it but me - and I was triumphant until I realised the implications - is believing that she can't be saying the same thing to another guy 30 min later, and be telling the Truth again. She can, she did, everyone gets their face owned.

The reason emotions are filthy is because they're not real. They're just a figment of your imagination and early childhood development (i.e. your emotional mothers). Aun simply flipped from love to love to love and everyone else ceases to exist when she was with you; just how you would cease to exist when she was with someone who was - not - you.

It almost killed me when I solved the puzzle and Aun had half a dozen or maybe a dozen guys who all believed they were exclusive. But what is this exclusive shit all about anyway? OWNERSHIP. Aun would get bored and then, before I knew it we were fighting about something that would make me emotional; and before I knew it I'd said something that was too vicious or too cruel or too rude or blah blah and Aun would be "Oh!" and I'd be furious at myself as she walked in silence. Nothing you could say or do could get her back until she was bored at some other guy's place I imagine, and before he knows it he's in a fight where his ego has been hurt or bruised or whatever, and then he says something he regrets and she's back and I'm too relieved to even remember what the hell we were fighting about.

That was a mistake. But then I've over-simplified it. She had the most brilliant mind I've ever met, and I beat up on brilliant minds all the time. Or I used to.

Of course you don't. And I will bet you this guy knows it far too well. You're super cool intelligent dry and witty all of that, this makes girls dig you infallibly, but it also makes forming a friendship very hard from the outset as you are the guy who never needs anything. Ever. You don't need help, you can buy help, or whatever. You don't need things, you have everything.

See this is where you've gone all wrong from the outset. This is where they have made you go wrong, and it's about Self. They've taken yours away. You don't feel that you, in and of yourSelf, has any tangible worth or value. Religion made you FEEL this way and then if you feel it, you will make the illusion true. It happened to me. It happened to you. It will happen to any child who is made to feel worthless and every child is made to feel worthless by Toddler parents who are jealous because their children are supposed to HONOR them. Not outshine them.

So many mothers competing with their daughters. You have no idea how vicious the emotional carnage is, in the PRIVATE trenches behind closed curtains and you have no idea how completely you do NOT want a right to privacy. But your Toddler creepy parents instill their shame into you when you're a Toddler who couldn't possibly give a fuck.

You parents kill your sense of Self and if they don't do it, the vicious cutting down of "tall poppies" which is a funny way of saying "an ever-accelerated march towards Toddler poppies" will take care of you. Oh they took care of you.

The Catholics in Manila omg. They can't criticise Aquino on anything so they criticise his "pride", his "ego" for not believing he needs to consult them, and they'll warn him of course that such pride "cometh before the fall" and they kindly offer him the unsolicited prayers of their congregations and they don't wait for an answer because unsolicited creeps are only pretending to be oblivious to how rude they're being.

They attack and attack Aquino III for effectively being a tall poppy that doesn't listen to them so viciously, i understood how they handle 'dangerous' children. it would work much easier on children who are unsure and uncertain but just asking questions trying to understand - these fucking creeps, they're like the CoG it's so horrifying their sleaze.
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But yeah you imagine that your friendship is worthless because you have lost your sense of Self so you instinctively think you have to perform a function or a role. Take that function or a role away from you and you feel naked and worthless because you lost your sense of Self a long time ago. In terms of getting it back, I got mine back inadvertently but I would imagine doing things not as a means to an end but for the joy of the means? I mean, in terms of productive things. Maybe you go to a Cooking Class not to meet girls but to interact with other amateur chefs. Or you study about something you've always meant to read up on but never gotten around to it. Just to know knowledge for the pleasure of learning. Or you could even go to a Speed Date night not to pick up but to learn how to meet girls in a high-pressure environment without the pressure. We put so much pressure on ourselves we end up spinning around like demented Toddlers because we feel we have to show down results for....?

All the Toddlers' who we imagine are watching us but who don't give a fuck because all they 'care' about is themselves. We only think they care about us because they will snipe at you to make themselves FEEL tall. Do something good FOR YOU and they won't give a fuck. They're all ME ME ME. You don't want to impress those tortured beasts. They'll just find reason to beat you down no matter how much higher than them you soar, they'll be trying to cut you down to size - their size - it's pretty small.

They only care about ADVANTAGE at your expense. They don't concepualise or have the capacity to fathom mutual Advantage. It's always "Better him than me."

"Do unto others before they do unto you."

I'm kinda just spit-balling because I'm not sure there are any easy answers here, because the gameplay ANSWER is that Toddlers need to be MADE to stop breeding children. You cannot rush a charging defensive line from a standing start and you cannot put the water back into the reservoir after it's collapsed.

There is a lot you can do if you want to be sane, but the first thing you'd have to appreciate is that you're 31 years behind the 8-ball. You're actually substantially more disadvantaged than even that; because getting back to Neutral is a brutal process and I don't think I'm anywhere near it. Human children are already in negative territory the day we're born. The emotional corruption begins in utero, but it's only very slight because it is ALL imagined. It's an illusion. None of it is real, it just FEELS so real the horror of this world kept putting me in spots where I thought my sanity would be the death of me (of course I was not sane, but I wasn't insane either; not yet). It's all in your mind. It's all a product of your early childhood development and the human who was in charge of that important Humanitarian job has been a victim of Toddlers and their MORONIC snivelling whilst taking 'advantage' of disparities for 5000 years.

The exploitation of women exploited you. The question is not "Why aren't more women feminists?"

The question for men is, and will always be, "WHY AREN'T YOU?"

The answer is because men are Toddlers too stupid to see how humanity got played. The implications of this irrefutable Truth are almost too horrifying to fathom. Fast forward 5000 years and everyone thinks it's optimal. Every stupid Toddler believes it's optimal to exclude, withhold, retain 'value', beat down 'threats', and LIE LIE LIE everyone into confused Selfless screaming.

Religion breeds Toddlers. The State breeds Toddlers. Society breeds Toddlers because everyone wants to take advantage and the best way to take advantage of you was not to LIE to you non-stop. Nup.

It was to LIE to the woman that would give birth to you non-stop, then to lie to you non-stop. Your mother was lied to non-stop. That was very unfortunate for you, which means it was very unfortunate for everyone. But your failure to live a life of happiness has cost everyone. Of course they don't realise it. That's why it's funny hah hah.

They don't realise it because they're too imbecilic to be alive. They don't care about you and your unrealised potential / value because they don't FEEL you have any. They're so stupid it's infuriating because not only do you have potentially infinite capacity to provide positive value (happiness, discovery), you have potentially infinite capacity to provide negative 'value' (suffering, misery).

Which is why you should kill yourself if you cannot be sane. It's what I was going to do. It's the only decent thing to do. Insane people aren't happy. They're in excruciating pain. They're Christian. They're miserable. They're insane!

Toddlers don't value anyone beyond what they imagine they can harvest for personal use. It's why my story about Mai needs to be written because Toddlers live in the moment and if they're not going to fuck her at 14 (and few would), they would deem her worthless. They'd leave her to the fucking filthy vermin and pedophiles and creeps and confused Toddlers who can't get any and/or who want 'purity' and they wouldn't care cause Whatever. They had no USE for her.

Three years later 99% of male Toddlers who are attracted to women would be like "HELL YES". Many of those would kill each other if they were led to believe they were in a race for her affections or w/e it is that Toddlers kill each other over women for. Ownership, is what it is. They lose their sense of Selves and they feel cuckolded. Emasculated. Shamed. Offended. Disgraced. And then comes the rage.

I can't feel any of those emotions. Because I have a sense of Self.

Toddlers live in the moment and the story of Mai is so perfect to show that I am right and Sane and you moron toddlers are too stupid to be certain about anything. You would all not give a fuck if she was raped and killed and taken out of the equation at 14 and three years later you'd all be killing each other or crying or trying to protect her against her wishes and all the filthy Christian horror and noose.

That's called LOGICAL PROOF that I'm sane and the world is demented. It's about Saving Face. Not for me. For the Face. Why would I want to save it only to destroy it or OWN her or for my EXCLUSIVE use. Christian Toddlers are so...DUMB. You're not shrewd. You're all just dumb and you think you are shrewd and I always knew poker was WAY too fucking easy to not be horrifying.

I was playing 20000NL with fucking Toddlers. It all makes sense now.

Toddlers live inside their solitary tiny bubble of Toddler stupidity.

Which is why everyone gets raped.

A few months before you were born, you were a Neutral. Zero. A clean slate. Almost every single thing you've ever heard or read or saw since that point has been the creation of human minds corrupted by the emotions of snivelling toddlers; confused, in denial, angry, malicious, scornful or the absolute WORST of them all, the Toddler who MEANS WELL but is too stupid to realise that Intent isn't worth a damn if you fuck up the world with your polluted creepy moronic stew. But this is a world built by human minds which are propelled by toddler emotions and that is why humans are all insane about shortcuts.

We want people to respect us but we're not willing to be respectable. We just want it, okay?

We want people to do what we tell them to do but we're not willing to make the logical case or explain ourselves or show our working. Just do it for Mommy, okay?

We want people to value our positions and beliefs but we're not willing to endlessly strive to make them correct, or more correct or respectable or pragmatic or even sane. We all have a right to our opinions, okay?

We want people to love us until we don't love them and then we wish they'd just leave us the fuck alone. It's serendipity! No, it's a stalker confused about fate, forcing 'destiny' every step of the way.

We want our children to be happy but we're not willing to accept we don't have a fucking clue about happiness because we're in denial about the reason we created new life. I just don't want to adopt, okay? I want to make MY OWN children to own, who I can tell what to do and who I know will love me unconditionally because "Oh! who brought you into this world? How dare you speak to your mother that way!"

We want people to like us but we don't believe we'll be likable if we tell them the truth so we lie to them to deceive them into liking someone we are not. We trick them into liking a shell of ourselves; and a creepy one at that. This is how you lose your sense of Self. Lying to everyone. Selling yourSelf out. Faking happiness. Faking courage. "Be my brave little boy."~~ "Yes Mama."~~

When everyone lies to a human they imagine could WANT to be lied to, the human ends up like this. If you want to join the list of her MURDERERS, then don't be rude.

And don't kid yourself. You assume it's a sendup because "How the Hell could she believe she's sexy and desirable?" I'll tell you how.

A lifetime of 'sweet' JackDaniels who didn't want to hurt her 'feelings'. And now, she faces death every day. It's a matter of time before she'll drop dead and you know, she won't realise that will be the best day of her miserable life of confusion because in this photo, she thinks she's desirable. In others, she sees something closer to the horrifying truth. Her doctor has to at least hint at the horrifying reality, one would assume. She would see the faces of children who aren't be rude; and she'd hear the admonishing of Toddler mothers who tell their children not to be rude.

Oh if she knew the reality of the horror, she wouldn't live another day. But then she's being exploited by Toddlers who aren't interested in her best interests and they never have been; her parents didn't bring life into this world for that reason. And they've killed her and made her existence miserable until then. It's called Love.

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This is great.

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"Don't call a girl fat. Even if it's not true." - says the advertisement advising you to lie to every fat girl in the world.

We want to be fat but we don't want to be reminded of it. We imagine it's too hard to lose weight but we're incapable of realising all our pain relief creates our pain. Whether it's ice cream, an unwillingness to dabble in aerobic training, or the compliments that make us feel warm because the reality is too horrifying to be comfortable with. That's Sanity screaming at us to save ourselves. But the Insanity of Toddler screams the other way.

"Mom am I ugly and fat?"

"Who told you such a thing. You're beautiful and no, you're healthy. Everyone in our family has big bones but you'll grow into a rake like your Aunty. You've got her physique at her age. Now give me the name of that little devil who told you that lie about you. He probably likes you, but you can do better than him."

Every fat girl I've ever met not only didnt realise they were horror shows, liable to keel over from one of their countless health issues they'll never talk about - "it's private!" ~~ "why, are you ashamed of being sick?" - they all thought they were beautiful. You have to see a 16 stone girl who is 16 and looks like she's 36, place a tiara on her head and glow because she was going to "drive the boys out of their mind". This is what her mother said. Then her mother said, "you'd probably like that you little hussy wouldn't you".

And the 16 stone girl (who almost certainly would be dead now, and sadly mourned "we did everything we could darling" - everything except tell her truth) bit her humungous lip, rather coyly. And reddened. The cute rake thin retail assistants and I tried to gulp down the vomit which made us go from white to green in a lip-bite. Because the little hussy would. She really would.

I could go on and on but once you understand that we live in a world of Toddlers, it all makes a great deal of Sense. They're all illogical imbeciles, but their insanity slots into more predictable patterns than Manic Randomness. They want to be treated as if they were a VIP at hotels and in the customer service industry but they clip coupons because they don't want to do the work to be important, let alone VERY important. They just want to feel that way, so that's why this entire world is fighting 'promotional' wars which are so insulting. I love Thailand cause they just take all the insanity of this world and dial it up to capacity. Hotels are 63% off 365 days / year. Oh you can pay 3x as much if you want to, but then "why don't you just book the room on your phone?" ~~"Because it's corrupted, my six credit cards have all be negated, does Agoda take cash over TCP/IP?"~~ They're confused, I understand. No one has ever paid walk-in rate before.

Toddlers want to feel like they're getting a good deal but they're too stupid to know what deals are good because they don't want to do the research. Toddlers just want to be told what to do, by a trusted figure of authority like Oprah, the President, Thaksin or their priest.

"You must go die and kill in this war."

Toddlers don't want to, so they'll cross their fingers and pray they're not drafted but if they're drafted they're suddenly patriots who can't wait to get some.

Toddlers don't mind being patronised because they cannot distinguish from patronising insults and helpful consideration. "Mind the gap between the train and platform." A Toddler looks down and thinks "Well I'm not that stupid enough to fall through that gap" and the toddler is chuffed with himself or herself rather than horrified that someone would imagine they could be stupid enough to fall through a 1 cm gap.

Toddlers don't mind being lied to by sleazes because they know they're not as young as their daughter, but isn't that young man sweet to pretend he believed they were sisters? And the Toddler daughter's stomach tightens in horror she doesn't quite understand because she knows her b/f is just being charming but something about it is horrifying and she isn't sure what - exactly - it could be. But if she was capable of thinking, she'd think something like "Is it possible he does that creepy shit to ME?"

At Melbas on Cavill, a famous cocktail bar in Surfers in SE Queensland, the lunchtime crowd was predominately women professionals in their power suits, and fancy designer briefcases and more makeup than could ever be sane and I would work these tragic women for so much in tips it was horrifying. They were so INSANE and incapable of detecting sleaze or creepy. I couldn't - literally - get creepy enough to be optimal. They'd bat their eyelids at me (I was a childish looking 22) and I was so NAIVE oh.my.god it was horrifying how INNOCENT I was. Just ask me, I'd be confused and blush like a little filthy creep at their clucking. They were mothers who wanted to mother me. This was their story, in any case.

I wonder if they'd have wanted to mother me if I was honest about Katrina. Probably, but I'd wager every tip I ever made that they would have found reasons not to care for little K. Something about her little blonde, innocent facade; they'd smell it a mile away and warn me - because they'd have my interests in mind, of course. "She's bad news that one, there's something about her..."

She wasn't bad news. She was just miserable and amazingly good at faking happy carefree. That was the reason we were together. I was miserable and amazingly good at faking determined, switched-on but easygoing and affable raw intensity (contradictions of course, but the world loves contradictions because everyone is faking at everything, but everyone likes to pretend to be oblivious to that fact - so we all get confused, and occasionally we get angry and some get violent because confusion equals pain; when you cannot understand anything you'll be in pain often because you won't know what you're doing or whether it's advisable or what the fuck you should do and you'll become obsessed with sex and love and idiotic things that are illusions in which you feel validated, i.e. SAFE).

Katrina wasn't much of a conversationalist because everyone had spoken down to her - because she was cute, and they didn't want her to be confused about the fact that they didn't want to hurt her, just CARE for her and maybe fuck her if that's what she wanted, would that be okay? Hah. With Katrina, you'd be pretty unlucky if it wouldn't. She was running game on the whole world but mostly she was running game on herself because she was terrified and understood very little but she was desperate to pretend she was in control. She never ask a question, and sometimes you'd be horrified because she said "yep" or whatever and then just went the other way like a retard. She wasn't retarded, guys had just made her so confused she might as well have been; all that moronic patronising, gushing and I was no better. Until one day, she horrified me with her ignorance which I mistook for insanity. I was angry, because my bike had been stolen. I had a car but I'd lost my licence twice in quick succession and if I got a single demerit point driving it without a license I'd lose my license for something ridiculous like 3 yrs. So I was riding my pushbike between two minimum wage jobs and K's luxury apartment in Surfers which I'd never - really - connected to her working at Melbas, which was brutal exploitation.

She was getting angry at me because she didn't want to be unhappy so she didn't want me to be unhappy, which is kind of fair now that I think about it. I was furious, $200 in $10 / hr backbreaking work is a lot of sleep I'd have to forfeit to cancel out some jerk who drives around with bolt-cutters and who knows a friendly pawnbroker or Cash Converters. I wanted blood. K wanted sex. I shoved her aside in disgust and she burst into tears and I didn't feel shitty, I was sick of Toddlers and sick of being a Toddler and I didn't understand anything but I knew everything there was to know so i looked at K with the contempt every pedophile must feel when it's the child's fault they're stupid and not the creep fucking them.

She disgusted me, and I was about to dump her when she said "Why can't you just be happy, like Matty." (Matty was my best friend, a laugh and a half but his parents were wealthy and Matty didn't give a fuck as rich kids really tend to be or they'll be Hi-So and miserable because you'll only be by yourSelf in VIP most of the time) I was so horrified that she couldn't understand the incomparability between Matty and me, I almost couldn't breathe. I tried to explain to her that if Matty was in my spot, he'd ask his parents for the taxi money to get to work and back. And I laughed, at my evident wit.

She just stared at me in confusion. Trying to understand but not getting it. She didn't understand why I didn't just ask my parents as well. Then she said the most horrifying thing, don't you agree? We broke up over it. She asked me if she could give me the money.

I looked down on her with the indignant contempt of a damaged child who floated on the lifeboat of that lie for 14 years only to forget to discard it when hitting dry land. I lugged that dignity bs around with me for so long it became true, as far as illusions can ever be. And you won't be very dignified when you're dead; if dignity kills you how dignified can it be? I paid the bills, she never got a look-in even when she was happy to or insisted. I would be perfectly horrifying in shutting her down. The frightening thing is that she wouldn't need to be told twice to get back in her exploited female box. It's frightening because I don't know how many times I'd have been capable of telling her. Probably infinite.

I didn't break her but someone did. I was just keeping her broken with my subtle misogynistic protective MANLY insanity. And now the frail little blonde pretty child it was my job to protect was crying because I was unhappy and would I let her take care of me?

She just wanted to be happy. We'd been going out four months and I looked around her apartment for the first time; such is the power of terrifying religious blindfolds and blinkers. I was the source of money. I knew I was supposed to me. She was the source of pretty. It was her job to look good. I paid. Money and her weren't compatible concepts in my mind, I vaguely understood her dad was in mining in Papua New Guinea but I had no interest in mining or in PNG islanders and every time she'd try and talk about PNG all excited I'd shut her down because "Who gives a fuck?"

All I gave a fuck about was me.

How ironic. Religion takes away your sense of Self, in order to make you an imbecilic Narcissist who imagines they're being 'naughty' or shrewd in being shamefully selfish. Hah. It's not shameful. it's insane. You're not being selfish when you only care about yourSelf. No one is going to care about your Self, especially if they're all obsessing about their own Selves. Prepare for disinterest. Prepare for boredom. Prepare for apathy. Prepare for confusion. Suffering. Pain.

And screaming.

I was screaming silently looking around K's apartment for the first time. How did she afford this, is what I was thinking. "Did your mother buy you your car?" ~~ "Who's paying for this apartment?" ~~ "What the fuck are you doing working at Melbas for $10/hour + tips?"~~

My head was spinning. K had stopped crying. She was terrified. Her 'secret' was out. She rushed to assuage me, she didn't own the apartment outright. Her mother owned it, she was just staying it in rent-free. "So like $600-free / week," I stammered.

"Well I guess it depends which way you look..."

"HOW ARE YOU WORKING AT MELBAS?", I yelled.

She's looked confused, with a look that wondered whether she wasn't allowed to work there?

Her mother had said "K you need a job" so she went and got a job. She didn't understand. I was losing my mind. "WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR INSULTING PAY SLIPS, BUY A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR THE GIRLS?"

Not quite. She walked to her bedroom, I followed. In a box in the cupboard, 5 months of weekly brown envelopes with cash in them. I collapsed.

I couldn't cope. It was all too insane. The idea that she'd - WORK - for any reason other than to SURVIVE was an anathema. In hindsight, I was the insane one more than her, but then neither of us knew how to be happy. She had one idea, as I was stumbling for the door; we were through. She called after me:

"Let's quit. Just me and you."

I froze for a second, screaming to myself do not say it. do not say it. do not say it.

"We won't need any money. Mum will buy us anything we need."

She said it.

I just screamed, slammed the door, got frustrated with the stupid lift and so I ran down the stairs and ran the 6km home. I was screaming silently the entire time. What did she think, we'd just live without needing anything? Just the two of us, happy; house payments, car insurance, the kids private school tuition fees all paid for by Mum. What the fuck. Fucking girls. FUUCKKK.

I vaguely knew why I was so angry but I was unaware of the horrifying reality of the implications that were making me furious. I didn't think I was worth it. Everything was about money, and I didn't believe I had any value to bring if I wasn't bringing 'home' the bacon; i.e. paying for everything. To discover that all my delusions were a lie was terrifying when it should have been the opposite. For whatever I was worth, it was not money to Katrina Neville. She got dumped because, in my mind, she had devalued me to 0 because if she didn't need my "paying for things", I felt cuckolded.

Little K, poor little child, never understood any of this insanity. She didn't understand poor people because no one ever understands anything really when you're a narcissistic ball of misery frustrated and confused by everyone who is - not - you. And because you're living endless lies trying to be happy, you're going to be pretty fucking confused about you, aren't you?

K couldn't understand where I was coming from because nothing she'd ever done was with Survival in mind. Every single thing I'd ever done was more or less Survival-related. We clashed in the middle of our insanities, and I screamed and dumped her. And she screamed for months after, because she was in Love. Whether or not she was in love prior to my dumping her, I cannot say; but I know for a fact I've only really fallen in love with girls when they dumped me for the first time. In the Game of 'Attraction', whomever blinks first loses which is another way of saying whomever stabs to inflict pain first 'wins'. Of course no one wins, but if that were true, Aun would win the World because she would make you crazy about her and maybe that would take a day or two or three and the instant you were getting pathetic, she'd move on. It's not you, it's her.

There are 7 billion humans and 3 billion of those are female. Maybe 1 billion are "in the sea", if you're a horrifying creep who tells children who clearly have been brainwashed with "living happily ever after" to get over it because there are "plenty more fish in the sea". What morons say this shit, to Toddlers who have lost their sense of Self in romantic delusions? If you lose your sense of Self, you'll latch onto another person. You'll only want the one, unique fish. You won't believe you can ever trick someone into caring about you the same way as you - imagined - you were cared about when you were in moronic guppy love.

Scratch 800 million of the 1 billion for being "not your type". Scratch another 150 million for "not being into the same things". There's probably 50 million girls there. There are plenty more fish in the sea but then why are you trying to catch a single fish to possess in the first place.

1 Corinthians 11
King James Version

1 Be ye followers of me, even as I also am of Christ. Blasphemy.

3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. God > Christ > man > his woman.

8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Who says? "The Bible", says the Bible.

9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered? Power of suggestion, brainwashing vassals.

14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? The Bible doesn't EVER show it's working. Where is the logic, that long hair shames a man in nature?

15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.She can use the hair to hide the shame of her nakedness. Just not on Girls Gone Wild. "Girls, doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a woman have pubic hair it is a shame unto her?" Food for thought.

I'm kind of just rambling now and I might have to delete all this but the story with Katrina was about how it's a horrifying fallacy that rich people are happy. Rich people are miserable because they don't understand why people keep screaming their unhappiness at them. They have to hide their money, and fake being "normal" just to have a shot at being taken seriously by the masses. I suppose K could have swept in like a spoiled Princess and started splashing money around, and if she'd flirted with me I'd sleep with her and then just dump her obviously. I would know she's just trying to piss off Daddy, sleep with a boy from the wrong side of the tracks, etc. These sentiments are horrifying and insane and you know where they come from of course; Hollywood. So much shit that is horrifying and ludicrous that we believe about people is simply fed into our minds whilst we excitedly snack on butter popcorn and snow cones and candy. Being entertained. Having fun.

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Learning how to lose our minds.

It would be a mistake to assume that K went 'undercover' at Melbas because she knew if she was a spoiled rich girl, guys would just think she's using them as a means to an end. K went 'undercover' at Melbas because she didn't realise she wasn't allowed to work there. K wasn't undercover, she wasn't trying to hide anything; she didn't understand a damn thing about the world and she - WAS - a spoiled little rich girl. What that means is that she was the same as every spoiled little rich girl that's ever lived; she just wants to have fun and be happy.

Ask her for money and she'd say "Why?"

If you needed money, and she believed it was in her interests, she'd give you everything if she could. This is exploitable but it's not insane. I was insane because I imagined her Mum giving us her father's money which really belonged to PNG if you think about it - and if you THINK about it - there is no such thing as Papua and there was never an Old Guinea let alone a new Guinea; these are just illusionary names for islands that belong to whomever takes care of them. When you die they do not belong to your children, fuck off with this demented religious imbecility. Toddlers and heritage. Viciousness "until the fourth generation of those who hate me."

It's as insanely illogical to believe in hereditary rights as it is to believe in universal ownership. Communism is fucked in practice because Toddlers are imbeciles. It's also fucked in theory because Toddlers are imbeciles. Something cannot be good in theory and bad in practice until you're a fucking imbecile. I've been screaming at imbeciles since I was an imbecile. But with hereditary rights or "birthrights" as introduced by the insane Toddlers who wrote the horrifyingly creepy Toddler 'logic' in the Holy Books on which the entire globe has been built and is balancing precariously; you'll never read an argument as intelligent as the one you're about to read now. Every argument on hereditary rights focuses on equality.

There's literally no arguments for hereditary rights, and if you believe I'm wrong make one or find one and post it. Because it's one of those things which are held onto guiltily by those who were born into it and believe "that's how it's always been" and don't want to give it up because they've been pitted against humans who they live in terror of; who mostly only think about themselves and couldn't look up in their lives unless...

...and this is where I get brilliant, and the world gets horrifying...

...unless you get frustrated that they're not obsessing about your wealth (and why would you do that unless you were so miserable it's the reality), and believing that because you're lucky if you were born into money and definitely when you've 'earned' the money to enable you to be happy; you believe something is wrong when you're not happy. And no one is ever happy with money for reasons as simple as: "Would you be happy to walk around an empty, creepy mansion all day?" It's what it boils down to because FUCK OFF ROFL if you think you're going to be able to have any friends. in this world? People lose their fucking minds around money. They will scream you inside with horror they don't even believe they are capable of until they're doing it, and making you both scream in horror at them.

So because you have money, you are miserable; basically. And this seems illogical to you, because everyone in this world should be obsessing about having your money. Maybe you dabble in society, eat where the commoners eat, and you could have a billion dollars and do you think anyone is going to give a fuck?

Unless you 'tell' them.

This is not a world where the segregation between the rich and the poor is applied with the arrogance of religious piety that splits inferior blacks from inferior whites. But you live in an economic apartheid which has, at it's core, the identical fundamental contributing variables that creates segregation based on colour. It's the same as the biological apartheid which segregated based on gender. It's the same as the toddler apartheid that segregates based on movie ratings.

G: Suitable for all viewers.
PG: Parental Guidance recommended for children under 15 years of age
M: Mature, recommended for audiences 15 years and over
MA: Mature Accompanied. Under 15 must be accompanied by a parent or adult guardian
R: Restricted. Viewers 18 and older only
X: Restricted. Sexually explicit material which is restricted to viewers 18 years of age and over

You know what this filthy shit is? It's insulting, is what it is. It pretends to be a helpful service for Toddlers too lazy to be parents. If you're a parent who relies on the government's suggestions because you're too lazy to fucking Google the movie and see what people are saying about it; you are incapable of imagining that you're bright enough to be that child's guardian. You'd be too stupid to protect that child because in your smug toddler insanity, you have forgotten what 'naughty' is all about.

Of you haven't, which makes you even more horrifying and sick. But because you only really think in terms of ME ME ME, you aren't realising how horrifyingly patronising and insulting and creepy those ratings truly are. I could rant for 100,000 words on the horror but it's all filthy religious bullshit designed by Toddler Creeps who think they're brighter than the Toddlers they MAKE stupid and TRIP over and SNICKER at whilst the Toddlers are growing up. It's terrifying insanity and Toddlers don't play fair; they'll hobble your children if you don't hobble them. Then they'll lord it over the hobbled victims because they're superior, obviously. They're not drooling on themselves, are they? Falling in love, getting their Toddler heart broken. They have the power.

You will respect their authori-tay, god damn it.

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Emotional Toddlers. Pure demented childish emotional insanity. And look at all the little vassals clap and look in the comments, because "she really told him!"

Toddlers cannot understand complexity. So when you exploit disparities they are in awe because "you really showed them". But they're just stupid.

A grown man who rapes a little girl is not a winner. Is he happy?

A judge who rants and shrieks like a crazed harpy and then rules you in contempt for blocking your ears to her insane and provably false and corrupted shrieking, is not a winner. Is she happy?

A police officer who beats you to a bloodied pulp with his baton because he felt you didn't show him due respect is not a winner. Is he happy?

A husband that beats his wife because when he wants eggs woman, you better get in the kitchen, is not a winner. Is he happy?

A judge who demands that you call him Your Honor because he knows he doesn't have any, but really wants some and has worked hard for his gavel silencer and associated power, isn't really ever respected.

An aristocrat that lords his superior inbred heritage over the teeming and grubby masses, dabbling in vicious cruelty to show the dumb peasants who is BOSS, isn't ever really respected.

A "no take no shit from nobody" bad-ass gangster who runs his mouth, points his fingers like a demented buffoon, talks about how he's gonna do this and gonna do that, and if you disrespect his Momma boy, he will put a high-velocity cap in your rear end or close enough to it; isn't ever really respected. Nor does he gain any for his Momma.

A girl with the most creepy kind of Toddler mother, who believes it's important to stress continually that she's "not that type of girl" but has a lot more trouble explaining what type of girl she means - but always, at the end, the correct answer is "easy" which she is adamant she is not - who demands to be "treated like a lady" and spoiled in exchange for her 'favours' (V), isn't ever really respected.

A teacher who screams at a class they cannot 'control' without realising that no one could and what's more, they couldn't possibly want to have the power to kill and whip and emotionally harass their class "into line", but who desperately wants to be respected in their powerless role, isn't ever really respected.

A parent who screams at their children to do what they tell them to do without having the capacity to explain why it's in the child's best interests to act or fail to act that way, who is forced to pull their belt off and get a little physical because look - in the Bible - those toddlers didn't know how to raise children who at 4 or 5 years old, are already brighter in many ways than their parents (or not as damaged / emotionally kaput), isn't ever really respected.

A historian that writes fiction, a job applicant that types at 120wpm but claims 180wpm in an important "life or death" job interview, a guy who tells a girl he flies 747s but actually presses buttons that release detergent at the computer alert rather than buttons that release landing gear at the computer alert, the small talker who bores and insults you without being provoked in a cramped elevator, the psychiatrist who doesn't bother to investigate the claims of the drug rep who convinces him to prescribe enough [TM] to take the family on a holiday to the Caribbean, the doctor who treats outbreaks which are nothing more than the symptom of confusion, the boxer that plasters his gloves to "get an edge", the student that cheats on exams, the athlete that never realises that they have an incompetent medical support team who drug them routinely in spite of their "firm anti-drug / clean stance", the politicians that gerrymander districts or stuff ballot boxes or sleaze up the entire world with promises they don't intend to keep, the girl who cannot choose between boyfriends "why can't she have them all?", the whore that doesn't disclose her profession afraid that the guy she's into won't want to sleep with her if he has to pay or if he knows she's a whore, beggars without purpose, virgin sluts, the girl that doesn't want you to think she's diseased so she'll insist you don't wear the condom whilst she has herpes, the bureaucrat that looks the other way for a fee, the shipping companies that dump toxic waste into Somalia's territory, the bullies that could be a lot more convincing about that 'bravery' of theirs if they wanted, the sports spectator who would have made the backhand Federer didn't, the golfer that finds his ball always has a lucky lay, the rapist, the pedophile, the creep, Manchester United FC, Real Madrid, the soldier that shoots surrendering prisoners, surrendering prisoners that pick up a gun to shoot their captives, Hogan (and his Heroes) for abusing the mercy shown to them by their betters, Sgt Schultz who always knows more than he lets on, anyone that ever says "No Comment", anyone that ever says "TLDR", anyone that ever says "cliff-notes please" which is fine but impossibly insulting if you assume a Toddler can cliff-note what should only ever be cliff-noted by the author, and you could go and go and never stop because this is a world were all those people and 7 billion more are all confused about the simplest things.

They're cheating, taking shortcuts because they're stupid. Of course. But also because they want something so badly it has become more important to them than their sense of Self; and what they invariably want is the approval of toddlers because they don't have the capacity to approve of themselves. They believe it's worth sacrificing who they are as a means to a specific End.

So they lie, which is the means or in order to gain the means, to an entirely unrelated and incomparable End. The rapist wants girls to want to sleep with him so badly he rapes them against their will. The hood who wants to be respected so badly finds himself in prison where he's gang-raped by toddlers who...have been the victim of a Society of Toddlers too horrifying to be permitted to simply Drool 'n Rule.

It's all toddlers imagining they're shrewd when they've really been too patronised for too long to be functional humans. When I say things like this, I hope you realise I'm talking from their PoV.

They don't get what they want. There are no shortcuts to sanity. All they get is misery and pain and they've sacrificed everything that is real or decent or pure or sane along the way; and when you get to the end of that road, it's very bleak.
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Everything you know has been told to you. You don't realise you haven't learned anything for yourself because you haven't been permitted to develop the ability to critically assess what you've told to strain it for value, and dismiss it if it's poisonous bunk. An exploited whore did this to you, because she's not nearly as innocent as she would have you believe. She knew she's stupid, just like psychiatrists, and religious middle men. They know they're running a con. So they will flip if you question them.

You know who doesn't flip if you question them? Someone who knows what they're talking about. Don't get this confused with flipping at Toddlers who don't ask questions, they just piss Toddler urine into the discussion hoping for lolz.

You live in an economic apartheid which is SO horrifying if you could understand what i understand, many of you would kill yourselves. I almost did. It's so horrifying no one would have the words. But do you know what every Advertisement, every Billboard, every Full-page ad in the newspaper, every glossy magazine page, every television commercial, every showroom, every product placement and every - single - marketing effort in all of history has actually been?

BLING.

http://www.imsogangsta.org/gangsta/1101/gangsta-bling-heavy-bling-gangsta-1296073636.jpg

Toddlers trying to make you feel bad that you don't have their shit / money / capacity to score! with babes / car / Whites Only! urinal.

Demented Toddlers when they are unhappy, look around themselves and think "who can I ADVANTAGE over?" But of course, there is no one because they've already taken all the things and hoarded them.

So they're frustrated, especially if they see poor people laughing and having fun in spite of having nothing to their name, so they use the power they have by virtue of their Toddler insane greed and miserly hoarding ability, and they CREATE pain so that you want the things they have. Which they then dangle out in front of you tantalisingly. Of course they're going to make the things look cool and fun, but then that's your FUCKING clue if you're a Toddler who doesn't get Bling and doesn't get Happiness and who doesn't understand how to have Fun or even what Fun looks like.

When you're having Fun, you have no motivation to inflict pain on others. You have no motivation to "show off". You have no motivation to impress the miserable with how much fun you are having. You have no motivation to lie.

All of these things are PROOF that the person who has the things you want is lying and is not happy with the things you tell yourself you need to make you happy.

If they were happy, why are they Selling to you? Product, image, story, it just doesn't matter. If they were happy, why do they even Care about you.

They care because they're lying fucking Toddlers who need to get taught a fucking lesson across their filthy little smirking faces. They ruin fun because they cannot have any. They ruin fun because all they care about is ME ME ME. That's why they cannot have any fun. They're insane. They're bored. They see a child having fun and not hurting anybody and they get angry.

"CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD!"

Fucking Toddlers. They will want to raise you the right way. They know the right way, just ask them.

Never ask a fucking Toddler for their opinion, because if they knew anything they'd already have told you. If someone is withholding information from you, then you would be too stupid to be alive if you didn't realise what you were dealing with.

Fucking Toddlers.

THey have a SEEECRETT and they'll never tell YOOOOUUU.

The joke, of course; is on the Toddlers. All of them. This is why you all lose and why Toddlers have always lost. You aren't focused on winning, you're focused on beating each other down. Big difference and I don't care how powerful you are or how many Toddlers you control in your Toddler Army, you will die and be forgotten and your name will be urinated upon and laughed at and mocked by those who will understand that you didn't know shit. You just shit in your own bed, stuck your finger up your ass and held it up going "See?"

That's all the Proof a Toddler needs to shit in his own bed. Hold up his own shit and shit. Cause the shit was there already?

The hilarity of economic apartheid is it makes every poor Toddler miserable. And every rich Toddler terrified. These are very simple equations but they're too complex for Toddlers to solve. So they hold onto their hoarding, until it's taken from them. "Give it away? How will that make ME happy?"

It won't, if you're a narcissist. But then if you're a narcissist, nothing will ever make you happy. It's called insanity. Try getting sane? Who gives a fuck really. Only you will ever care about you. And may I say, you're doing a BANG UP job.

Just like racial apartheid, economic apartheid is all about taunting. Racial apartheid makes the black toddlers murderous with anger and rightfully so; but spare a thought for the WINNERS of segregation - you think the terrified whites trying to be brave for each other to hold back a MIDNIGHT HORDE of BLACK DEVILS are having the time of their lives?

It's the identical shit going on with economic apartheid. Their taunting makes the poor and the hungry insane and their eyes glaze over with greed but they don't respect those who have what they want. They just get violent. Someone like Thaksin comes along, infects them with greed by giving them interest free loans and when their lives have gone to shit cause they've gambled it away or bought junk they didn't need, Thaksin says "Hey Toddlers, you know all your pain is the result of the Bangkok amataya; go fuck up their shit cause they made you feel this way."

Genius? Not really. Thaksin cannot win because he cannot understand he's a Catholic Toddler as well. He wants what he cannot have because he doesn't have it and he's unhappy. He gets it, and he's still unhappy so he wants more. And more. He'll win Thailand and Hun Sen is a moronic Toddler for thinking Cambodia is going to be safe once Thaksin has Thailand because Thaksin will not be happy.

It's the misery of narcissistic agony and confusion and lying to yourself in denial because the only way people get 'happy' fighting to own something for decades is by telling themselves how happy they'll be when they get it. It's a dumb lie. It's a Toddler lie.

The amataya are stupid as well. The reason Economic Apartheid is moronic is because it's a reverse free-roll on inevitability. You cannot take advantage of disparty without fucking yourself in the face. Disparity will take advantage of you or if you're going around exploiting women, there won't be any advantage to be had because they're not women anymore when they've lost their "free will" to reject you. They become automatron clones who want to please and all they can do is scream and you will scream when you meet a soulless shell who isn't capable of doing anything but being a horrifying accessory to WANKING.

No one's winning. You cannot win when you try to make other people lose. God damn Toddlers I could kill you all for your stupid failing at Logic 101. If you think you can win by making others lose, you will live in terror and fear, because you will know you would not want to be on the other foot. The feet of religious hatred and exploitation. Insane Toddler obsessions with exploiting disparities in Power; but then power changes hands of course, routinely.

Which is why everyone lives in miserable fear beating humans down, who live in miserable fury and hatred because they're getting beat down. Toddlers if it were up to me I would put you all down.

Toddlers want it all, so they get nothing.

They want government services but they don't want to pay taxes. They want the police to protect and serve them; especially when they've broken the law. They want to be smart but they don't want to learn. They want what you got, but they don't want to earn it.

Who needs to covet, when your neighbour will never see your insanity coming? Tee. Hee.

Every war fought.

Every domestic terrorist campaign launched.

Every media report.

Every book you've ever read.

Every subject you were taught, and how you were taught it.

All of it was the product of Toddlers who snivel and smirk at how craftily they've confused the fuck out of you (and billions of others).

You're taught to love because they think they have an interest in tripping you and smacking your naive and helpless and rapidly existentially terrified face HARD into the gravel. But love is an insanity that is viral, and it can only happen when you lose your sense of Self.

You're taught to poison yourSelf with alcohol for the identical reasons. But you would be immune to Toddler Pressure if you retained your sense of Self.

Toddlers with Toddlers for mothers and not much better for fathers become Toddlers because they're a blank emotional slate. Which means, your mother - who had no sense of Self or she wouldn't have had you - is terrified of your sense of Self. The "free will" she wants you to have, but only if you use it to love her.

She'll never censor you, it's free speech. Unless you criticise her.

Freedom of Religion, unless you proselyte Thinking for yourSelf.

You're a patriot if you're with us. You're the enemy if you criticise.

Toddlers love their hating, but their 'haters' they hate.

"Don't be hatin bro."

"Okay bro. Enjoy your BABE."

3.

2.

1.

http://www.ladyboygirlfriend.com/images/bareback/ladyboy_creampie_2.jpg

Can you spot the Toddler?

How about the other one?

I think I just - finally - made sense of the INSANITY of ladyboys. They want to be fake women, right? Because they're gay but they don't like gay men. They like straight men. So they want to look like women so they can fake it to fool straight men into hooking up with them. It's been driving me crazy imagining how many of them must DIE.

I think I just realised very few do. The Toddlers just fuck them anyway. Oh if you knew what Toddlers do when they have a shitty holiday and literally every holiday is shitty; but don't let that stop you from letting me parody your determination to FORCE a good time out of what cannot ever be that fun because the fun of your holiday is only ever going to be a function of who went on that holiday with you.

You could have just booked a hotel room at home.

But holidays are paid for and endured by Toddlers who are obsessed with creating a Vacation Apartheid. It's just another demented competition for these miserable wretches, to prove how much more fun than each other no one had. I used to see this horrifying shit at school and it's actually what stopped me surfing when the failure to catch waves breaking on coral or 1 inch deep sand banks wasn't going to. Guys I'd be out surfing with, who'd only catch a wave or two more than my zero; who be at a party or w/e or just chatting and talking about how amazing the swell was. I would get so horrified because we had ripples, but the instant they discover someone doesn't know the waves got huge.

This concerned me a great deal to the point where I hated surfers my entire life. Seriously WTF. At the time I had no problem with lying as a means to an end, but what the fuck were these morons lying for; I couldn't fucking make sense of it. I realise now. It was Vacation Apartheid. If you can't have fun, pretend you had a lot of fun and make others imagine they missed out.

Yeah that's not insane at all.

Toddlers have lost their sense of Self. They became terrifying narcissists who only FEEL me me me. So they think they're being crafty by taking advantage over you. Finding edge over you. Manipulating you. Bullying you. Making fun of you. What I'm saying, and proving, is that all you Toddlers are imbecilic and WRONG. There is no advantage to be had by profiteering and hijacking. There is no advantage to be had by exploiting disparities. It's not that you're not nearly as Shrewd as you think you are, but rather that it's IMPOSSIBLE to be shrewd. If you're shrewd, you won't be shrewd.

Uh oh. Toddlers might kill me for giving them a headache.

I UNDERSTAND YOU MOTHERFUCKING TINY SNIVELLING TODDLERS DO THAT SHIT TO HUMANS WHO TRY TO HELP YOU ALL THE TIME.

This kid is insecure as hell here, wouldn't you be if you were him? A phone call and his girl is probably at your place, whats to stop you? Befriending you gives him at least a decent chance you won't make a move at his girlfriend and as long as he keeps you happy, you are less likely to move in. Whether this is true or not is irrelevant, this is what he most likely thinks.

I'm less likely to sleep with Cherry if he befriends me? Hmm logical hole.

But no, Toddlers always believe they are the King of their Love Castle. They are the Nectar of the Gods. They are the Aphrodite of Sex. They are fucking Toddlers with the arrogance of my mother's certainty that she knew everything because she owned her children.

They wouldn't be alive without her bringing them into the world. If she loses some, these are the breaks.

If Toddlers didn't believe all of the above, they would be too terrified to have children. Sane people are.

They would be too terrified to be functional in a relationship which involves Love.

Sane people are.

SkyNigger
05-25-2012, 02:33 PM
Comments

Mama_Luigi:


http://i.imgur.com/BQPhv.gif

SkyNigger
05-25-2012, 11:31 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HNF72swYayw/T7Zkti78TRI/AAAAAAAACN4/S_330reYeHE/s1600/O3w6a.jpg

Toddler Urine.

SkyNigger
05-26-2012, 06:39 AM
A family of toddlers posing for the camera. Once you realise I'm right about the billions of Toddlers, your entire world will make a lot more sense.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5rqAQDIgNCQ/TKP7_1Rv02I/AAAAAAAADVg/eGX43wHiDgw/s1600/pamilya+motorpic-09300848370330.jpg

SkyNigger
05-26-2012, 06:42 AM
Toddler logic.

Works on Toddlers.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5rqAQDIgNCQ/TKFNqwiRpdI/AAAAAAAADUg/rVztwDPQo2w/s1600/guwardya997.jpg

SkyNigger
05-26-2012, 06:36 PM
the student that cheats on exams

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1XSwlZ3BRIg/Tp7yzatFJOI/AAAAAAAAFQM/dRsMmaHs8i0/s1600/kopya.jpg

SkyNigger
06-26-2012, 02:42 PM
These filthy creep priests. They have perfected exploitation. You cannot attack the priests without all the priests' victims imagining you're attacking them, personally.

Catholicism v Sanity. They simply aren't fooled.

But how? This is a curiosity to me.

They do the identical thing my parents did when I would - very occasionally - bring up the issue of child rape. They get bumhurt, and then they get indignant.

"Okay you've made your point, thank you."

I'm onto something here but I'm not sure what it means or whether it's important. But this Christian shit where they come up against someone's 'belligerent' truth, and they get bum-hurt and then holier-than-thou in the same emotional movement.

tbc...

Continued: I figured it out.

The Priests exploit their victims by giving them ownership of the con. It's how the priests were scammed. It's how they scam Catholics. The end target is supposed to be you, women, children. It's about Strength v Exploitability. If you're talking to a Christian, the Christian is running game on you. That's why you cannot convert them with Logic. They brush it off because they don't actually believe the dribble they're spouting. They're hoping you believe that they are that stupid. They're not.

They're just stupid enough to fool you into thinking they're insane. It's ironic because they're insane. Are you confused. Welcome to Catholicism 101. You don't need to understand anything. You just need to dribble shit and if it works it works. If it doesn't dribble some more shit or you go to the next level of 'persuasion'. Force. Yes they will kill you. These aren't emotionally stable beasts. They will kill you if they think you are weak. If they think you are strong, they will fall into line like snivelling little lemmings; looking for ways to please you to curry favour. Bagging each other out, lying about each other, making up bullshit fears...

"You're lucky you asked me, you know that? Anyone else here, phew...you'd be in trouble. You just stick with me okay. You're very lucky."

Since I was like 6 years old I've internally rolled my eyes at that one.

Christians are all consciously faking being Christian. I'm not sure anyone actually falls for it. They're not actually religious. They're just in on the scam. They got a piece of it. They're on the inside. They think they're using the crafty play to exploit you. Well, you morons. They have a point.

How could you fucking fall for this shit? How did I have to figure it out in 2012? They say they're good, but really they're not.

Wow. Who could have seen that coming?

They're all faking. I'm serious. They haven't forsaken all that they hath. They cannot be Jesus disciple. They don't want to be. They just want to pretend to be so they can kill you and fuck your women children. It's 100% about taking 'advantage'. Everyone in Manila is trying to take advantage of everyone, and the only people you really can take advantage of are those who trust you. Everyone in Catholicism is primarily focused on domestic exploitation. Love used expressly for the purpose of betrayal.

It's a Catholic World. Your government is doing the same thing. Everyone is trying to exploit everyone. Well, children are pretty innocent.

I said, the children probably aren't exploiting anyone.

In Catholicism, the children are always innocent. That's my point. That's why they get raped and exploited. They don't have power, do they? Sure they could make a logical or sane argument. I made plenty throughout my childhood. But no dice. Why?

They don't do logic or sanity. That's not what they're about. They're about ignoring all of that so they can TAKE what they WANT whether or not they can justify it. They just want what they want OKAY!?

They think this is crafty. You probably think it's crafty, being you. You're not crafty. you're insane. I'm not here to be exploited by you. I'm not here to exploit you. You need to stop making exploitability your target, if you wanted to play that game I would destroy you. Trust me, it's not in my best interests which means it's not in your best interests to destroy.

Religion made humans think exploitation was a good idea. I dunno, maybe when Filipinos exploit you, it is a good idea. But when they tried to exploit me, I made them understand a few things about reality. They're not really in a position to order me around like even the dumbest and lowliest menial workers do. It's amazing. They will be so fucking rude and then they'll give you a lecture on R.E.S.P.E.C.T - it's all Confidence Tricks. Endless Confidence Tricks. Do as I say? Yes. Woot. No? No problem. No harm done. I wasn't going to do it anyway.

It's Prisoner's dilemma.

Give and ye shall receive.

Love and ye shall be loved.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Forsake all that ye hath.

You first. Always, always you first.

"OKAY THANK YOU...?! YOU'VE MADE SOME VALID POINTS. NOW THAT'S ENOUGH!"

Hahah. Wut? I don't know what world they're from but I introduce them to another one when they do this.

It was tripping me out how they just all order you around. It's a Confidence Trick. Maybe you'll go "oh okay". They win. If you don't, no harm done. This is what they think, I'm telling you. I'm brilliant.

Religion makes the victimisable think creating victims is a good idea. So they go looking for opportunities to exploit. Religion can only exploit them and whomever they exploit.

They're the marks. That's how they get victimised. They deserve their victimisation.

Pity about their children. We just have to neuter them, is all. Don't sympathise with them. Don't pity them. Don't forgive them. That's what they're banking on. It's a Confidence Trick they're playing on you. The Confidence Trick was played on them.

You can only ever be a mark if you're capable of being tricked into thinking it makes sense to seek advantage over humans.

SkyNigger
06-26-2012, 03:15 PM
Not that I think a demented mark actually cares enough about their children to stop exploiting them, but this is the direction the entire globe is headed. I had this theory I wasn't sure about but I was reasonably confident. Now with the School Monitor lady and the insane maniacal emotional rage pouring out in sympathy for the insane woman who cannot control her own mind from those BIG MEANIE KIDS on the bus who mind controlled her with HURTFUL WORDS...I have proof.

This is your future. This is where your emotional insanity goes. This is Catholicism. They're so close to their ultimate dream becoming a reality.

A race of robots too demented stupid to be sane. As easily motivated as some words to flip the invisible buttons in their emotional 'minds'.

THE CATHOLIC GIRL

http://i.imgur.com/drfYu.jpg

Rachel is Chloe's friend. She called me like an hour after getting my number to ask me to come "hangout" with her. She wasn't taking "No" for an answer which is really fucking insulting. Catholic Toddlers who persist after I've said "No" are the rudest fucking beastly things. They think they're being polite twisting my arm. When they twist too sharply, they break theirs. I cannot respond to insane pressure. I will just shut down when there is screaming. I told her I would text her. I texted her what I told her already, multiple times.

"ARE YOU ANGRY WITH ME?" Vomit.

http://i.imgur.com/igYtL.jpg

"DO YOU LIKE ME?" Vomit.

http://i.imgur.com/UHEFg.jpg

Insane Catholic screaming.

"EAT YOUR DINNER THEN REST." Vomit.

I think the next message after instructing me to eat my dinner is an offer to meet for casual sex if I don't want a girlfriend. I could be wrong, my fluency doesn't extend to mind-reading. But whatever it's worth, this girl is not shall I say, the sort of girl you would wine and dine. It's nothing to do with how easy she puts out (I could have fucked her in the bathroom after meeting her). She just has nothing to fucking say of interest. She's insane. And she's stupid. And she knows everything about everything.

So she'll never learn. You can't teach her. All she'll do is scream. And fuck. And be emotionally insane.

Perfect Catholicism.

http://i.imgur.com/I94Iu.jpg

Never spoke to her. Have no idea what this insanity is about. I answered half-asleep without even knowing who it was or what I was replying to. She's utterly insane but she's not dangerous, she's just a sociopath narcissist who isn't bright enough to be dangerous. If she was angry, she'd throw a tantrum. Her idea of getting even would be throw her bag across the room or something. I dunno. She's not threatening because she's too stupid to be.

Still, pretty glad she didn't have my address. What with the Catholic Toddlers who handle security in that building. She's actually more dangerous than the Boy, who you have been introduced to. Because you could have to get physical to remove her from wherever she Christian hijacked you (with herself). She's the sort of person who'll plonk down and refuse to move, and if you have to go you might shove her outside and then you've disrespected her so...it's open season on your face. Maybe you've raped her? Why not? If you think this shit isn't realistic you have no fucking idea about Catholic Toddlers.

They're insane.

Earlier, she tried a sneaky little trick on me. Almost got me a good one.

http://i.imgur.com/RZbQa.jpg

Unknown number wanting to be my friend.

Who?

Cattie.

Who are you?

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?

It's Rachel of course. She remembers who she is. Don't I?

http://i.imgur.com/YEfEy.jpg

Make up your mind.

Rachel.

Who's Cattie?

My friend, she texted you. I don't know her. She texted you.

Why?

Dunno. She's my sister now. She's not even working here.

Insane. Then she gives me permission not to text her.

Thanks!

Catholics tell you what to do, where to sit, when to sit, they give you permission to talk, to sleep with them - you know, if you want to - they're not very good at having a fucking clue but it's okay because they don't expect anything from you. It's all a freeroll.

What can they do for you?

Nothing. Hahah. That's why it's hilarious. They're too useless to be of value. But you won't be able to take advantage of them. They'll be taking advantage of you.

Well they'll be trying to.

If that fails, they'll just go home and hope their children have had more luck prostituting themselves and begging for charity.

They'll beg as well. When they're desperate, as you're about to see. But you know, they may be tortured victimised beasts too stupid to be allowed to breathe let alone vote, trying to take advantage of everyone and only really managing to exploit their own children; look, they might be the lowest of scum and not fit to be called animals let alone humans.

What I'm trying to say is that they may be useless and worthless leeches, but they still have their pride.

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 03:49 PM
ok lets see some begging

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 03:52 PM
also maybe that girl just wanted a big white cock jammed down her throat am going to need a picture before i can decide if it was in your best interests to do that

SkyNigger
06-26-2012, 03:52 PM
THE CATHOLIC BOY

I believe you may have met this gentleman before.

http://i.imgur.com/McGFg.jpg

He's sorry for disturbing me. This is what "apologies" are used for. They're Catholic. I've been creeped out by them for my entire life. They have no value. Your emotions have no value. I know you think they do, but your contrite, your penitent, your remorse, your regret...they have no value to me, you or anyone. They're all tools used by those who manipulate the emotionally insane. If you're truly remorseful, kill yourself.

Gasp!

What makes you think there can be justice? Justice is insane. Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, if you cannot add 2 + 2 = 4 instances of Religious Insanity, then you're a moronic Toddler.

Justice is valueless. Penalising you if you've hurt me out of some demented idea you could profit from doing so, is worthless to me. I have no need for revenge, it has no value to me. If you are thinking "well without punishment I could keep on hurting you" then I say you must be educated. If you cannot be educated into understanding why you don't want to be a Passionate Criminal, then you must be Rested In Peace. Or I'll never be protected.

Why would I want to hurt you after you've hurt me? You think that's how the emotionally insane are deterred? You might not hurt me again. You'll just pick on an easier victim. Good for me, right?

How does that work? I could have been the "easier victim" from the last time you learned your lesson. Punishment is insane. You must educate the insane. If you cannot make them sane you must let them Rest In Peace.

Prisons must be turned into (humane) mental hospitals with education preferred to medication. You're all too barbaric and insane to be plausible. You're horrifying Catholic beasts.

http://i.imgur.com/uC3B2.jpg

"ARE YOU THERE?" Vomit. So fucking rude. Catholics are the rudest beasts alive.

I confused him a little with the lampshade analogy. In my defence, he's pretty confused. He orders me to send again (I assume he means, rephrase) because he doesn't understand. Toddlers will go "huh?" and wait for you to communicate with them rather than trying to think about what you said, in order to understand and communicate with you. It's standard Catholic Toddler insanity.

I've been up against it my entire life. They're not stupid. If you can't understand them, you're stupid. If they can't understand you, you're not making it clear enough for them. If you can't make it clear enough, you'll be insane. By their definition, anyone who cannot communicate with them is insane.

You're all very sick little fucks. You need to empty out your mental hospitals because there are sane people who simply cannot be understood by you imbeciles, being incarcerated and tortured purely because they don't have my capacity to tolerate horror. 14 years imprisoned against my will by the CoG came in for something useful after all.

How about that.

http://i.imgur.com/OAThL.jpg

You like that Catholic Logic?

I tell him to beg for free money off his girlfriend who's probably tired of 'lending' him the money she makes being a pretty victim of Catholicism.

He responds with a request for "Catholic Classified-in-Confidence" just the two of us. His begging business. If I let anyone else know about our begging arrangement, it could embarrass him.

But his embarrassment isn't really my consideration is it? He's not very lucky, because Cherry is fucking other guys but I idly thought about fucking Cherry at that point. I probably should of but I'm just too nice a faggot. He gave me the Logic. The excuse.

Well it's none of his business is it? Private arrangement between Cherry and I. Catholic Privacy. He wasn't supposed to find out, etc.

Sorry dude!

I'd be very remorseful, about getting 'caught'. Oh trust me, I would get 'caught'. He would get the pictures. But then I'm just not that sort of a person, except in idle sentiment.

http://i.imgur.com/BAQ0X.jpg

Had he been human here, I probably would have helped him. But he chose to keep on lying about a problem that he initially was hoping to hijack me with but that didn't pan out.

"DUDE?" Vomit. Even when begging, they're impatient and frustrated with you. Their time is valuable. They don't give a fuck about you. They cannot really conceptualise you as anything other than a target to exploit, fear, or both (respect).

It makes them worth so little, I could kill them without feeling an emotional speed-bump.

http://i.imgur.com/w0uNt.jpg

He tells me what to do, because if I needed something from him, I would be lost - just lost! - what should I do? Should I text him? Should I not. Hmm. I don't have permission. Oh why didn't I think to get his permission. Curses.

He's really sorry to disturb me, though. Do you think that's actually true?

He wants to know if we're cool now that he's disturbed me.

I fucking hate the insanity of this world that presents in humans giving me permission to do what I don't need their permission for. Or giving me permission to be sane? Or applauding me when I am sane (charity? I'd as soon kill you than give you charity - if I give you something it's because I believe doing so serves my best interests). You filthy creeps. This is all Catholicism I'm talking about. You're all as insane as him, you just don't realise it because it's a game of relativity and you suck at understanding comparisons.

For example, you think you're lucky when you see poverty and misery on TV. You're not lucky. They're exploiting you both in the same way. They're just fucking Africa harder. You're the gang-rape victim looking at the dying gang-rape victim thinking "well at least I got some Rohypnol and a few Thank You's when my gang rape was over - looking forward to tonight for more! One day I can rape woot."

When you 'win' you will not win.

Winners aren't winning.

They're just beating you.

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 03:53 PM
also whats with these girls sending text message after text message when you dont reply that would make me flip out and just tell them to fuck off and leave me alone

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 04:07 PM
so what happened next ?

SkyNigger
06-26-2012, 04:14 PM
also whats with these girls sending text message after text message when you dont reply that would make me flip out and just tell them to fuck off and leave me alone

Really?

I tell them to fuck off and leave me alone. They don't care what you want. They are motivated by fear only. If you aren't a threat, why would they give a fuck what you want.

They're Religiously Selfish you see? Religion made them insane by telling them this was how to do Selfishness. Only think about yourSelf. The Philippines has 90 million of the most Religiously Selfish people on the planet. All they care about is themselves, as you can see.

Do you think they're _really_ being Selfish only thinking about themSelves?

Or are they just being insane.

Intelligent Selfishness is considerate without being a Christian creep who needs to think in those terms. I don't impose myself onto people without an invitation because I wouldn't like them doing it to me. It's not about DO UNTO OTHERS. It's about DOING UNTO YOURSELF the intelligent thing. Acting in your own best interests.

But Christianity is a Confidence Trick. So they get victimised, played, and nothing I could ever say to these people would be listened to. They would know I'm just preaching, preaching, preaching....you understand?

Everyone has been preaching at them and telling them what to do and exploiting them and telling them to be honest without being honest, how to behave without being well-behaved, to respect them without being respect-worthy or respectful, everyone has been Catholic Confidence Tricking them for their entire lives, and then I come along with a Message of Sanity.

ACT IN YOUR OWN BEST INTERESTS. STOP IMAGINING YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE GAME WHEN YOU STEAL CHUMP CHANGE OR SKIM OFF THE TOP OF WHAT SOMEONE ORDERED. YOU'RE NOT CRAFTY GIVING ME THE WRONG CHANGE AND HOPING I DON'T NOTICE, YOU'RE NOT CRAFTY KEEPING THE CHANGE AND HOPING IT WAS A (FORGOTTEN) 'TIP'. STOP THIS DEMENTED CATHOLIC INSANITY. I AM NOT GOING TO EXPLOIT YOU. HERE IS PROOF. CAN YOU ACT IN YOUR OWN BEST INTERESTS AND DO WHAT I'M PAYING YOU TO DO?

They hear:

"blah blah do this do that, I want this I want that blah blah". They say Yes. They nod their head. Sure thing. They understand.

They've heard all that preaching before.

SkyNigger
06-26-2012, 04:31 PM
so what happened next ?

What do you mean?

I hung on whilst being Christian hijacked in numerous spots until I could leave the country, where I was hijacked INSANELY in a Classic Christian Hijack which I have all the photos for and which I need to talk about but maybe another day - Cebu Pacific Oh.My.God.

Catholics aren't bright. Because all they can think about is themselves. That means, they don't care who else wears the fallout of their 'crafty' (Christian Hijack) exploitation of you. So the result is, they live in misery and poverty.

And you cannot get out of the country until you pay their Hijack ransom. They hijack your leaving them. They hijack you with themselves. Making you miserable so that if you were going to return, nup. You'll know you're through. Catholic Toddlers who handle breakups badly shoot themselves in the foot like this all the time. They don't want to lose you. But if you're going to leave them fine. Bitch. Whore. blah blah. They'll tell you about the times they cheated on you; real or fabricated, they don't care.

They just want to hurt you.

Cebu Pacific just want to hijack you. So they do all these bullshit things I was all over the top of with check-in max kg 'allowances'. Maybe you want more? Sure thing. They're not unreasonable. Here. have 30kg instead of 20kg (free) for another $15.

I wanted more. I had 60kg. I came there using Kuwait Air (brilliant airline). I was charged $90 for having 65kg. Perfectly reasonable. By air standards, almost a steal.

I had 60kg going out and I'd missed my Kuwait Air flight. Or forgot to extend it anyway. So I've bought 30kg on the CebuPacific website and it won't let me buy more. I'm looking everywhere for instructions, I'm considering buying another one-way ticket for $70 because I'm like 80kg and with my 20kg free that's 100kg so if I buy two passenger seats there should be no problem checking in a 30kg suitcase instead of 100kg.

But I understand this is not a sane world. So I looked and looked and finally read the terms and it said. Shit I'll have to do this story later. SICK CHRISTIAN HIJACK. Classic Christian insanity. They wanted to charge me $1000 for my 30kg bag. Why? Because they fucking could. It's that simple. If I didn't like it, suck shit. They refused to negotiate. They kept telling me "Why didn't you follow the rules?"

I kept telling them, "Show me where the $1000 is in your Terms." They keep showing me the clause that says they can charge $1,000,000,000,000. It's a God clause. It's a Christian Hijack clause. It's a setup. They make good money this way.

Well people really want to leave this shitty country, don't they?

You have no idea.

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 04:38 PM
seems like the biggest motivation for them is money. they know you have money so they think of ways that they can get some out of you. thats all they care about and i guess its inevitable if you are dirt poor and see people throwing money arond.

reading the texts its obv ejay thinks you are a massive mug and as you have gave him money in the past then surely you will give him more. made me laugh when he offered to get you yet another pipe but this time he promises you he wont fail. no matter how much cash you give him its only going to make him think of ways he can get even more.

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 05:01 PM
its crazy trying to charge $1k for 60kg of luggage but cebu pacific is a budget airline and they are all fuckers when it comes to over charging for excess baggage from what i have seen.

interesting to see how you got round that, i think in some airports you can ship items overseas.

rum dick
06-26-2012, 07:56 PM
Man you really need to meet some new people and quit projecting the issues of the handful of people you do interact with onto the rest of the world.

rum dick
06-26-2012, 07:58 PM
Jack is 100% correct about ejay.

rum dick
06-26-2012, 08:09 PM
Further, your posts lately come across as though you're stuck in a rut and are a bit bitter about it. This is intended soley as an observation. Just seems like you were happier a couple of years ago (never forget the online slots glory days). Maybe a change of scenery would do you good. Not saying a permanent move is in order. Perhaps a month living a life of leisure like jive did awhile ago (take an extended slow paced trip across the States...meet up gamble and see Texas...heck you are more than welcome to crash at rum Dick manor for few days...Coronado would blow your mind compared to where you're living now).

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06-26-2012, 08:11 PM
Why are u actually reading his posts that's grapes job

rum dick
06-26-2012, 08:19 PM
I read fast. Only takes a minute or two to read his page long posts.

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 08:22 PM
I also read most of scooters posts, there is some gold in there gare so long as you can put up with being called a catholic toddler every so often

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06-26-2012, 08:25 PM
Rum Dick I get but you oven racks? Reaaaaaaal dissapointed in u son

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 08:30 PM
Rummy you make a good point the i agree that scooters posts were definately more upbeat a couple of years ago. He definately seems more angry than he used to be but i can see how dealing with people like ajay for years on end could make that happen.

However i have a feeling he is going to go ham at you for the unsolicited advice you just gave him bro, that sort of thing makes him hecka mad.

DankBlaniels
06-26-2012, 08:32 PM
we got to pass the time somehow gare it gets cold and lonely on the internets sometimes

Statutory Ape
06-27-2012, 01:03 AM
I also read most of scooters posts, there is some gold in there gare so long as you can put up with being called a catholic toddler every so often

If one actually reads what he writes and takes the time to digest what it is he's saying (with a clear understanding of his principle motives in writing in the first place) his work is really invaluable.

I can't say for sure he's any kind of trailblazer, coming up with earth shattering new philosophies and such, but he certainly has a capacity for introspection and a much deeper understanding of the human psyche that anyone I have personally met, and I've met a LOT of people.

I'm groveling for favor yadda yadda, fuck the haters, I am entitled to my opinions. I gain nothing by saying nice things about anyone, trust me.

Statutory Ape
06-27-2012, 01:10 AM
Further, your posts lately come across as though you're stuck in a rut and are a bit bitter about it. This is intended soley as an observation. Just seems like you were happier a couple of years ago (never forget the online slots glory days). Maybe a change of scenery would do you good. Not saying a permanent move is in order. Perhaps a month living a life of leisure like jive did awhile ago (take an extended slow paced trip across the States...meet up gamble and see Texas...heck you are more than welcome to crash at rum Dick manor for few days...Coronado would blow your mind compared to where you're living now).

I said pretty much the same thing to him over a month ago (that a change of scenery would do him good) aaaaaaaand he pretty much told me to fuck off and stop giving unsolicited advice/opinions....

JV if you wanted to visit the states, right NOW is about the best weather you can imagine in California. Bay area today in fact, bout 75 degrees, within the last week it's been up to 85 and at night as low as maybe 62. Just -perfect- in my opinion.

This lasts until ~September or so, then rain comes in. San Diego, San Francisco, Los Angeles are major attractions, but trust me, there are weeks worth of places to go up and down the coast to visit you've never heard of. If interested, shoot me what you'd like to see I'd be happy to help be an unnofficial tourist concierge for your trip (at least in this state).

If you check out texas be CAREFUL as the weather is only hospitable 2 months out of the year (I want to say april-may are best, gamble would know)

The rest of the country is meh, i'd say go to canada instead.

rum dick
06-27-2012, 07:26 AM
The good ole United States of America is full of unbelievably awesome places to see and people to meet.

rum dick
06-27-2012, 07:27 AM
And I'm most certainly including fly over country in that description (except the Dakotas).

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06-27-2012, 07:33 AM
80 wpm Dave u ready to be the head of this triumverate of terrible looking after grapes is a biiig responsibility

rum dick
06-27-2012, 07:54 AM
And jack my overarching point is that perhaps the whole alleged deteroriation in his attitude stems from a living situation that sounds painfully and repetitively frustrating (wnd especially smelly and noisy) coupled with associating himself solely with people like ejay. People who want something from him (typically money and come to think of it this has been a theme for years huh). None of that sounds particularly enjoyable, and it has to take its toll.

Imagine if we took our good ole cheerfully fat, coddled, and lazy gare, and move him to Tijuana, to part of that town surrounded by panhandlers, and nary a 7-11. Kid would be skatz's resident debbie downer within a week.

rum dick
06-27-2012, 07:57 AM
Maybe 40 wpm there spazz. And that's optimistic. And you are doing a fantastic job helping G-Rape to learn how to let his freak flag fly all by yourself.

rum dick
06-27-2012, 07:59 AM
And I'm pretty sure I can handle being told to fuck off.

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06-27-2012, 08:00 AM
ARE U KIDDING I ADAPT AND THRIVE MEANWHILE UR HEAD WOULD BE TURNED INTO A SINOLOA CARTEL SOCCER BALL BETWEEN DOS EQUIS ORDERS

rum dick
06-27-2012, 08:01 AM
Also I cannot wait until ape runs off to Canada to avoid being deployed to the stan

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06-27-2012, 08:04 AM
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rum dick
06-27-2012, 08:05 AM
Of please. You'd be begging the local pharmacists to sell you valium just from the stress of not being able to valet park everywhere you go. Adapt. Pfft.

MistaCobalina
06-27-2012, 08:06 AM
The US is full of catholics and/or toddlers. HE should go to good ole mother russia. At least hte toddlers there are jadded.

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06-27-2012, 08:07 AM
I'D NEED LIKE TEN MILIGRAMS ONCE I SAW UR SWEET GAY FACED TAPED TO A SOCCER BALL

rum dick
06-27-2012, 08:08 AM
48 hours living in TJ and gare would be sans a kidney and giving alleyway handjobs for smuggled US diet dew 20ozers.

rum dick
06-27-2012, 08:10 AM
Dude Sinoloa would have me on retainer

gay sex
06-27-2012, 08:14 AM
THEY'D BE SELLING UR RETAINER AFTER U GOT BEHEADED

rum dick
06-27-2012, 08:17 AM
Not bad. Not bad at all. Real talk tho...when was the last time gringo grande gare visited TJ?

gay sex
06-27-2012, 08:27 AM
Tj proper? I drove through it down farther to play golf at bajamar a couple years ago but real real Tj shit like 2003 when I was like nineteen

gay sex
06-27-2012, 08:29 AM
And we did all u can drink Aaand we had sex with hookers aaaaaand I pissed all over a staircase and almost got murdered by the bounced

Bobby Wong
06-27-2012, 08:38 AM
gare was so sunburnt the locals started calling him senor langusta

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06-27-2012, 08:39 AM
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rum dick
06-27-2012, 08:50 AM
You catching syphilis would explain a lot.

gay sex
06-27-2012, 08:57 AM
Dave with the mental illness jokes MORE LIKE SUCKY THOMPSON take a seat and grab me a bolillo kid

SkyNigger
06-27-2012, 01:49 PM
Man you really need to meet some new people and quit projecting the issues of the handful of people you do interact with onto the rest of the world.

Everyone I meet is the same as everyone on here.

Jack is 100% correct about ejay.

I was 100% correct about Ejay. I already explicitly stated "He only responds to fear. Try and get him to act in his own best interests, and he doesn't listen."

Why?

BECAUSE HE ONLY RESPONDS TO FEAR.

He's a lot like all of you.

Further, your posts lately come across as though you're stuck in a rut and are a bit bitter about it. This is intended soley as an observation. Just seems like you were happier a couple of years ago (never forget the online slots glory days). Maybe a change of scenery would do you good. Not saying a permanent move is in order. Perhaps a month living a life of leisure like jive did awhile ago (take an extended slow paced trip across the States...meet up gamble and see Texas...heck you are more than welcome to crash at rum Dick manor for few days...Coronado would blow your mind compared to where you're living now).

Thank you for the gracious offer but I would be nervous about flying to the US. I know you all think the offshore torture facilities and prison camps you run are for terrorists but terror is a funny old thing. What motive would a Saudi Arabian or a Yemeni imam have to train children, to cultivate them, to brainwash them and get them ready to die, then to organise all the explosives and the tactical organisation whilst evading capture and drones and Intelligence services ever willing to curry favour with the US government (who will forgive genocidal war crimes just for information on bad guys)?

What's the fucking motive? To make Americans afraid?

That is the motive of "terror", is it not?

Why wouldn't they just let Americans watch their news programs?

Here are some facts about "terror":

CNN: time-to-declare-victory-al-qaeda-is-defeated-opinion/ (http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/27/time-to-declare-victory-al-qaeda-is-defeated-opinion/)

CNN: In the United States during the past decade, dogs have been around ten times more deadly than jihadist terrorists.

That's if we assume the dead terrorists were terrorists. Do you have evidence that they were, or do you just go on what you're told by the guys who threw bin Laden overboard because they didn't want to hurt Muslim's feelings on proper burial procedure?

The guys that are currently citing "executive privilege" refusing to hand over documents relating to Fast & Furious illegality.

You know who doesn't give a fuck about Muslim's feelings on proper burial procedure? The Sharia Law sociopath NATO kindly installed in Libya to replace Gaddafi. I have no reason to care for Gaddafi. He was tight with David Berg (of the horror show cult that was the Children of God). I'm just unemotional and objective, unlike any of you. Gaddafi, rightly or wrongly, was adored in Libya for giving the peasants a lot of carrots if they loved him. That's called "democracy". NATO 'liberated' Libya and gave them Sharia Law instead. You fucks.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2011/10/gaddafi_01.jpg

Libyan rebels are storing Muammar Gaddafi's body in a walk-in refrigerator at a shopping mall in Misrata. They were supposed to bury him today, as per Islamic tradition, but the AP says the interim government delayed the interment so the "circumstances of his death" can be determined.

The latest video to emerge of Gaddafi's capture shows him being dragged alive and bleeding from the head by an ecstatic crowd.

The next point that most accounts agree upon is that Gadhafi died about 30-40 minutes later as he was being taken in an ambulance to Misrata. A coroners report said he bled to death from a shot to the head, and he also had shots to the chest and belly. Accounts have been confused, however, over where and how those fatal shots were suffered.

Local fighters at the scene told the AP that Gaddafi had already been shot three times when he was found. But others, including the interim prime minister and other members of the provisional government, are saying the shots that killed him came after he was apprehended, when his ambulance was "caught in crossfire" between loyalists and rebels.

Caught in crossfire. Kept on display in breach of strict Islamic Law so that those who killed him can investigate the circumstances of how they did it.

That's Law for you.

I'm not saying there isn't bad ass killers and dark demonic hating raghead niggers in Guantanamo and less high-profile internment facilities. I'm saying the guys that control the $1,000,000,000,000 / annum illicit drug trade understand motive better than all you jokers.

This is a very dark world and you morons aren't interested. That's fine but then it's a bit galling, is it not? To assert that I should not be bitter at those who are responsible for the horror?

That would be, inclusive of all of you. You must accept or counter logic. There is no third option. The third option is not to give me life advice.
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As for being bitter, my little siblings are dead. Killed by love. I've written about love. No one has refuted the logic. No one has countered it. I explain to people non-stop the horror that I have personally experienced, and I do this for Humanity's benefit. I'm right about almost everything; no one has counter-arguments for anything I say. I notice when they do, it's a glorious moment.

Counter my Truth about Love, counter the Truth about the horror of a world screaming for blood and violence at some children who said MEAN words to a lady who had no control of her mind and killed her son with her insanity, counter the Truth I informed you of the Bible being used to corrupt innocent minds that would never be emotionally insane were it not for the Abrahamic religions' evil emotional stew, counter the brilliant insight I gave you on the dirty world of marketing unnecessary products - this is fucking huge.

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/6/27/SsYa0msT_E2m_bwjsKQapg2.jpg

Or don't.

But don't try and have your fucking cake and fucking eat it as well.

That's what fucking Toddlers want to do.

Rummy you make a good point the i agree that scooters posts were definately more upbeat a couple of years ago. He definately seems more angry than he used to be but i can see how dealing with people like ajay for years on end could make that happen.

Ejay?

It's dealing with Toddlers like you. I'm only using Ejay to illuminate things for Toddlers.

The US is full of catholics and/or toddlers. HE should go to good ole mother russia. At least hte toddlers there are jadded.

I thought about doing this. But unless something has changed since 2005, 0% of the population speaks the global language. Russia resulted from Westphalia and Catholicism as well. 28 million Russian HEROES and PATRIOTS died in WWII. Why? To what fucking end?

None of you Toddlers cares. That's fine. But don't fucking tell me what to do, you imbeciles. You can express your 'opinions' once you address the logic you're all ignoring.

DankBlaniels
06-27-2012, 02:26 PM
here we go again i am a toddler

you keep on repeating your opinions scooter but i dont see any logic to back this up

we are all toddlers because you say so thats pretty much your entire arguement

if you think i am like ejay then feel free to try and prove this with logic but i doubt you can because you dont know me

DankBlaniels
06-27-2012, 02:32 PM
For someone who hates religion you spend plenty of time preaching

Life of Scooter
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GAMBLE-BOT
06-27-2012, 03:16 PM
What would happen if you got a girl pregnant and she elected to have the baby, Scoot? Would you be a good dad? Would you flee? Would you murder her? What would you teach your toddler? What if she insisted on a catholic baptism?

SkyNigger
06-27-2012, 05:19 PM
What would happen if you got a girl pregnant and she elected to have the baby, Scoot? Would you be a good dad? Would you flee? Would you murder her? What would you teach your toddler? What if she insisted on a catholic baptism?

I don't approve of abortion. It's not for me. When I got a girl pregnant I wanted to have the child. Badly. Unfortunately, she did not. She didn't really like me much at the time, and this was fair. I wasn't who I was around her. And I handled my friends' calling her a "mail order bride" really badly. In my 'defence', I can never see your vile insanity coming.

She had an abortion, which I did approve of. What is right for me might not be right for you. But if you are unprepared to use logic to justify why you believe something is or isn't right for you, I'm going to tell you that you're going to be wrong. And on some level, you'll know that as well.

Would I be a good father? I dunno. Logic says I would be. I had a hand in raising some of my siblings. They were amazing humans. I couldn't beat their mother though. She made them Love her with her lies. I only ever wanted them to be happy. To think for themselves. To be educated and I'm not talking about Knowledge, I'm talking about Capacity For. EQ rather than IQ. Insight rather than Hindsight.

Their whore mother wanted them to PLEASE her. She doesn't care about their happiness because she didn't have children to be happy. She had 12 children to PLEASE. All she cares about is how they make her look. We're her filthy makeup. We've always been her "best foot" that she shoves in front of her creepy, awkward horrifying Shame.

Why would I flee. Why would I murder?

I would teach my child to only ever...bah, I've said all this better than I can say it now. I can't find the post in all your inane bullshit idiocy. Pages upon pages of dribbling nonsense. I posted the exact way to raise children and the exact wrong way to raise children in a post that Tapper and Apes of Wrath repped (I don't know what thread. You fucking find it).

It's about Teaching children to act in their own best interests v Teaching children to PLEASE creeps.

It's about Teaching children to never trust because Trust is what Creeps use to exploit. If you're transparent, Trust is NEVER necessary. You should be horrified if your children Trust you or Love you or are Unconditionally Loyal to you. Nice way to make a slave.

It's about teaching children to objectively assess arguments with a critical mind v teaching children to respond to an emotive appeal.

It's about Unemotional Logic v Emotional Illogic.

It's about Selfishness v Self-less Idiocy.

It's about Reality v 'sweet' filthy Fantasy.

It's about Sanity v Insanity.

http://i.imgur.com/hDl4p.png

This is why everyone wants to PLEASE others instead of the intelligent way we have been designed by natural selection: to please ourSelves. Selfishly caring about the best interests of everyone because that's the only way to please yourSelf. If you only care about yourself, you'll be Self-less. Narcissistic. Insane.

http://i.imgur.com/euLyB.png

If you try and PLEASE others hoping they'll give you a reach-around, which is where I went wrong; you will just get exploited. This is HOW I went wrong. I was a little too bright for my own good. Or a little too emotional. I was setup. They do it to everyone.

http://i.imgur.com/z2aT7.png
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Just brilliance. I write so much brilliance. So I'll die yelling sanity at an insane world who processes everything incorrectly. You want to get smart, you should read the rambling I wrote in response to a BRILLIANT article written by a girl reviewing The Three Christs (Rum Dick's link in my USB Conspiracy thread). I nailed that shit. I could have saved one of those Christs. A brighter person than I could save all three.

An even brighter person could bring my siblings back to life.

Fuck knows how bright a person we'll need for you clowns. Maybe a computer, after the Awakening.

http://i.imgur.com/qzItt.png

So much brilliance. So simple. So clear. Too complex for you, I understand.

http://i.imgur.com/K00T8.png
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Religion's 'edge' in battle. No one can see their sociopathic pious insanity coming.

http://i.imgur.com/4n84e.png

http://i.imgur.com/Z8a1t.png
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Can you spot you?

http://i.imgur.com/RXHdH.png

Fucking morons. You're so stupid AND you're so certain that you're not. You're incapable of being sane. You're unwilling to even consider the possibility. You just scream your insanity at others.

GAMBLE-BOT
06-27-2012, 05:59 PM
selfish people are the most miserable by all studies I have ever seen and using all scientific theories that I am aware of, that attempt to measure "happiness".


I would be far more open to the idea that happiness does not truly exist than most of your arguments. Seemingly that's where the majority of your essays are leading, with my inferior intellect.

I might have said it before. If pretending to live and breathe in the matrix makes me a toddler, I would certainly prefer that illusion to find out that I am really in a tube being used as a human battery with a 1 in a trillion chance of escaping and living long enough to see humans rebuild the earth to the version of happiness I was enjoying in my mechanically induced dream.

(Above paragraph references The Matrix for anyone who has lived far, far outside the cinematic mainstream.)

SkyNigger
06-27-2012, 06:21 PM
selfish people are the most miserable by all studies I have ever seen and using all scientific theories that I am aware of, that attempt to measure "happiness".

You're really using Religion's definition of Selfishness to try and 'understand' what I write about Selfish Nobility?

Read it again.

This is why everyone wants to PLEASE others instead of the intelligent way we have been designed by natural selection: to please ourSelves. Selfishly caring about the best interests of everyone because that's the only way to please yourSelf. If you only care about yourself, you'll be Self-less. Narcissistic. Insane.

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