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Steerpike
05-17-2012, 07:18 PM
In the last 24-seconds of one-possession playoff games Kobe has a 31.4% lifetime shooting percentage.

True story.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2011/09/kobe.jpg
Steerpike
05-17-2012, 07:23 PM
G9OQF-9SIAU

AMIRITE?
MistaCobalina
05-17-2012, 08:01 PM
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Steerpike
05-17-2012, 08:04 PM
Also not clutch:

Steve Blake

yup
USC
05-17-2012, 08:27 PM
That was a good look that Blake had. :clank
GAMBLE-BOT
05-17-2012, 08:44 PM
In the last 24-seconds of one-possession playoff games Kobe has a 31.4% lifetime shooting percentage.

True story.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2011/09/kobe.jpg

Stick to soccer Euro.

Only a rube thinks that isn't a good percentage double covered and with defenders knowing you are likely going to be the one shooting. NBA percentage average is about 40% for guards anyway, and that's with open layups and passes you don't have the luxury of in the final seconds.

Average percentage for an outside shot in the NBA is about 35%. Double covered is likely far less.

Also I hate Kobe.
Steerpike
05-18-2012, 01:38 AM
The point, Dr Goonsberry, is that Kobe isn't clutch.

He has this iceman rep and he's making less then 1 in 3, don't pretend you didn't think his percentage was way higher.
GAMBLE-BOT
05-18-2012, 03:02 AM
The point, Dr Goonsberry, is that Kobe isn't clutch.

He has this iceman rep and he's making less then 1 in 3, don't pretend you didn't think his percentage was way higher.

http://i.imgur.com/WSDqK.jpg
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05-19-2012, 05:33 AM
18 for 18 from the line though and he willed ron rons fts in also
gay sex
05-19-2012, 05:34 AM
STUPENDOUSLY CLUTCH
SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 05:47 AM
Looks like his bald head isn't the only thing he's been shaving.
gay sex
05-19-2012, 05:53 AM
they pushed u goon, kobes salary is literally gonna handicap the lakers in the off season do not accuse him of point shaving
SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 06:58 AM
they pushed u goon, kobes salary is literally gonna handicap the lakers in the off season do not accuse him of point shaving

Look I am not a fancy match-fixer, and I should state for the record I am not - I repeat, not - heavily involved in organised crime; but you gotta think outside the square on this stuff no?

Kobe we kill you unless you shave.

You got it.

Great.

Wait. Can you kill me?

Yes.

You got it.
_______

Show me where the logic is flawed.
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05-19-2012, 07:02 AM
dont make me sell ur parents information to the grape
SkyNigger
05-19-2012, 09:12 AM
dont make me sell ur parents information to the grape

He's gonna need a silent funding mechanism and I might know a guy who knows a silent guy.