Hey guys, I have a small penis

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http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20339&page=2

What's the end game con the man into signing over all that he hath once he's traded his pennyloafers in for a couple of these http://reflectionsinhindsight.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/kleenex-box2.jpg

come to think of it, they have some dashing colors, who'd have thunk?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Y7EVEK41L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Have a diff color for each day of the week. Interesting.

Anywho it's bothersome Scuter is losing it and oh fuck he'd just call me a woman-children raping rapist for even making this thread.

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Bob you could at least mosey in there and give him some company, I'm pretty sure he didn't say dingus on accident.

What's with this place lately? Skatz was on fire, and now, it's on fire.

Ya'll need to grow up, really this should be the skatz main forum, everyone but bob pike and jim and blake and hoser and tapper and harley should be in here with me.

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I see what you did there

at any rate, I made super healthy dinner tonight for M*M and myself, in your honor I swapped out chicken for fish (Tilapia) it was fucking AMAZING

http://i.imgur.com/HUmtA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pJIs7.jpg

Tomatoes from the garden, peaches from the same, Tilapia from the freezer cooked in olive oil and some mushroom powder (NOT my idea to add mushroom anything but when that's the flavor of the minute to put a smile on a very gentle souls face, damn the world if mushroom powder doesn't taste good on EVERYTHING)

I had to draw the line yesterday though, tartar sauce on a green salad was not agreeing with me whatsoever.

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I could be typing right now like a mad-man, wink wink, if only I had material worth getting excited about. Sure would beat bumming around out here doing little but monitoring my buddy's network, wiping disk drives, being bored. I even got conned out of the pfa freeroll ffs, a man can only stand for so much!

[blake]

gonna need a ruling from gare about the peaches with the tilapia, not a fan of fruit with fish. substitute the peaches for capers and garlic and i'm with you

[blake]

also

http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/discount-double-check-red-head-fro.png

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OH MY GOD = = I don't have the words.

I was just a normalish weirdo minding my biz, sitting in this chair here, when __**__IT HAPPENED__**__

Entourage Final Season Thread: IT LIVED AS A PIECE OF SHIT AND WILL DIE AS ONE

I don't often capitalize a man's name, but when I do, I make it GODATINE.

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gonna need a ruling from gare about the peaches with the tilapia, not a fan of fruit with fish. substitute the peaches for capers and garlic and i'm with you

I swear, on Sonatine's BEARD I swear, with this near empty 1litre diet pepsi beneath my right hand as my witness, that the flavor was out of this world and I drank it all, I drank like 3oz of pure liquid at the end of it and it was pure life giving nectar right from the garden of eden's flowing vagina.

When I heard peaches tomatoes and tilapia, I winced, not gonna lie, but life is short, and it's easy to let it wizz on by. Turning me down is something I bet you'll regret one day as your gazing down wondering how your hand just got wet, and then you realize it's been chilling in your bedpan and you've pissed yourself again. "Where is the fucking nurse? That son of a bitch, he must want my skin to rot off" you'll say to yourself, and *RIGHT* then you will have a flashback to this very moment and you'll say "Oh man, you know, I never even gave Mike a fair chance."

orrrrrrrr you can get on the trolley to ApeTown, USA population:408

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also

http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/discount-double-check-red-head-fro.png

WHOOOOOOSH is all I can say.

[blake]

thread title is misleading imo

[gay sex]

maybe grill the peaches before hand for some char and texture but with all that oil, i dunno about the peaches either #teamchang

[Hillbilly Jim]

dear mike tilapia has no nutritional value and is only popular because a few poor people heard on oprah fish are good for you to eat
the only reason to ever buy tilapia is if you are buying a zebra tilapia as a pet

*bonus*
a picture of blake after he caught a wild zebra tilapia
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W6PbVfF090Q/TOjlr2KmXyI/AAAAAAAAAhw/toYlm29ON3M/s1600/SAM_1403.JPG

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maybe grill the peaches before hand for some char and texture but with all that oil, i dunno about the peaches either #teamchang

you'd know a good meal if you ate the food you fantasize about, but then, that's not what feeble minded people do, you talk talk talk and then do absolutely nothing. You claim to be able to appreciate a decent meal, yet I haven't seen pies and mcdonalds getting any michelin stars, so I am gonna call bullshit on the idea you appreciate much of anything, save the sado-masochistic pornography you get off on. Oh the things you dream of, I can only imagine how horrifying they really are.

keep projecting this fake persona there gay sex, no one sees your frailty, it's definitely well hidden.

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dear mike tilapia has no nutritional value and is only popular because a few poor people heard on oprah fish are good for you to eat
the only reason to ever buy tilapia is if you are buying a zebra tilapia as a pet

*bonus*
a picture of blake after he caught a wild zebra tilapia
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W6PbVfF090Q/TOjlr2KmXyI/AAAAAAAAAhw/toYlm29ON3M/s1600/SAM_1403.JPG

You're not nearly as clever as you think you are and either way you're fucking wrong in the first place. If anything you have it backwards, but perhaps that's just nitpicking.

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Priests just love telling imbeciles that they're not as bad as they feel. It's why they keep everyone aged ~3. Our suffering brings us closer to God but at the end of the day, it's love. Tender love. We're just human sinners. We all make mistakes. It's the human Condition. But so long as we try to be good...

That's all the Big Guy really asks. Just try and resist those human urges, that they took the time and the effort to list in great detail for us when we were impressionable. Helpful stories and examples of what _not_ to do, unless we wanted to be naughty.

They don't even have to get anyone to read the book anymore; we live in a world of its making. But they'll leave it lying around for when you're at risk...of reading it. Motel rooms. Prison cells. Public school detention rooms. Little booster shots to keep the misery and confusion rolling. They smash your face into the gravel until your existential Self has been broken and bloodied and then, with loving hands they'll pick you up just to tell you that it's not your fault.

Jesus died for you.

All you have to do is repent. As often as you need to, they'll be there to make you feel good about your traumatising inability to stop being confused.

All sinners get to Heaven so long as they confess. And humans, we literally love to confess. Humans don't understand why they've done what they've done, but they know when they've fucked up everything. They've hurt everyone, they've hurt themselves. Time to confess. Redemption wipes the slate clean. All that impurity lifted off their shoulders...deposited straight into the Vatican's Intel vaults to be filed away until...

Information is power.

That's how you beat all powers for 1500 years. You snuff out threats before the danger even realises they're a threat. This is the law being broken in every Confessional in the country and you think you live in a 'modern' world where religion has been relegated to a quaint institution and dioceses are going bankrupt and it's all good. Keep playing with your iPhone.

You know nothing about power. Power isn't easy to move along. It's gonna get moved along shortly but then it's no time for celebration.

Your suffering brings you close to Power. God was merely what they used. You're about to get thirsty because I know so little but I know logic and logic says nothing else is possible because water is so damn brilliant. They've got the world in a noose and it's literally Their Oyster. I'm sure you'll be fine actually. Children in Africa can't get any worse off amirite.

That's bad news for Asia. South America. So many children are going to die. Yawn.

What else is new.

It's really good to see you back to semi-top form, this is some of your better recent writing.

The beef I have is the same as it always was, but then that's not your job in the first place. Problem solving is not your gift, it's mine.

The church is only power because it's allowed to have it, but make no mistake, the power ultimately rests in our hands, never forget that. In your lifetime you will see that change, mark my words.

[Hillbilly Jim]

You're not nearly as clever as you think you are and either way you're fucking wrong in the first place. If anything you have it backwards, but perhaps that's just nitpicking.

dear 40apes,

im was right on all 3 things i said in my post, that was blake with a fish, zebra tilapia are a hecka tight pet fish

and

However, typical farm-raised tilapia (the least expensive and most popular source) have low levels of omega-3 fatty acids (the essential nutrient that is an important reason that dieticians recommend eating fish), and a relatively high proportion of omega-6. "Ratios of long-chain omega-6 to long-chain omega-3, AA to EPA, respectively, in tilapia averaged about 11:1, compared to much less than 1:1 (indicating more EPA than AA) in both salmon and trout," reported a study published in July 2008.[31] The report suggests the nutritional value of farm-raised tilapia may be compromised by the amount of corn included in the feed. The corn contains short-chain omega-6 fatty acids that contribute to the buildup of these materials in the fish.
The lower amounts of omega-3 and the higher ratios of omega-6 fats in US-farmed tilapia raised questions about the health benefits of consuming farmed tilapia fish. Some media reports even controversially suggested that farm-raised tilapia may be worse for the heart than eating bacon or a hamburger.[32] This prompted the release of an open letter, signed by 16 science and health experts from around the world, that stated that both oily (i.e. high in omega-3 fatty acids) fish and lean fish like tilapia are an important part of the diet and concluded that "replacing tilapia or catfish with 'bacon, hamburgers or doughnuts' is absolutely not recommended."[33]
Multiple studies have evaluated the effects of adding flaxseed derivatives (a vegetable source of omega-3 fatty acids) to the feed of farmed tilapia. These studies have found that both the more common omega-3 fatty acid found in the flax, ALA, as well as the two types almost unique to animal sources (DHA and EPA), increased in the fish fed this diet.[34][35] Guided by these findings, tilapia farming techniques could be adjusted to address the nutritional criticisms directed at the fish while retaining its advantage as an omnivore capable of feeding on economically and environmentally inexpensive vegetable protein. Adequate diets for salmon and other carnivorous fish can alternatively be formulated from protein sources such as soybean, although soy-based diets may also change in the balance between omega-6 and omega-3 fatty acids

[blake]

you'd know a good meal if you ate the food you fantasize about, but then, that's not what feeble minded people do, you talk talk talk and then do absolutely nothing. You claim to be able to appreciate a decent meal, yet I haven't seen pies and mcdonalds getting any michelin stars, so I am gonna call bullshit on the idea you appreciate much of anything, save the sado-masochistic pornography you get off on. Oh the things you dream of, I can only imagine how horrifying they really are.

keep projecting this fake persona there gay sex, no one sees your frailty, it's definitely well hidden.

ouch looks like the love affair is over gare

#goodgameface

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ouch looks like the love affair is over gare

#goodgameface

Love affair? He's got a dick (I think)

keep reaching

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dear 40apes,

im was right on all 3 things i said in my post, that was blake with a fish, zebra tilapia are a hecka tight pet fish

and

However, typical farm-raised tilapia (the least expensive and most popular source) have low levels of omega-3 fatty acids (the essential nutrient that is an important reason that dieticians recommend eating fish), and a relatively high proportion of omega-6. "Ratios of long-chain omega-6 to long-chain omega-3, AA to EPA, respectively, in tilapia averaged about 11:1, compared to much less than 1:1 (indicating more EPA than AA) in both salmon and trout," reported a study published in July 2008.[31] The report suggests the nutritional value of farm-raised tilapia may be compromised by the amount of corn included in the feed. The corn contains short-chain omega-6 fatty acids that contribute to the buildup of these materials in the fish.
The lower amounts of omega-3 and the higher ratios of omega-6 fats in US-farmed tilapia raised questions about the health benefits of consuming farmed tilapia fish. Some media reports even controversially suggested that farm-raised tilapia may be worse for the heart than eating bacon or a hamburger.[32] This prompted the release of an open letter, signed by 16 science and health experts from around the world, that stated that both oily (i.e. high in omega-3 fatty acids) fish and lean fish like tilapia are an important part of the diet and concluded that "replacing tilapia or catfish with 'bacon, hamburgers or doughnuts' is absolutely not recommended."[33]
Multiple studies have evaluated the effects of adding flaxseed derivatives (a vegetable source of omega-3 fatty acids) to the feed of farmed tilapia. These studies have found that both the more common omega-3 fatty acid found in the flax, ALA, as well as the two types almost unique to animal sources (DHA and EPA), increased in the fish fed this diet.[34][35] Guided by these findings, tilapia farming techniques could be adjusted to address the nutritional criticisms directed at the fish while retaining its advantage as an omnivore capable of feeding on economically and environmentally inexpensive vegetable protein. Adequate diets for salmon and other carnivorous fish can alternatively be formulated from protein sources such as soybean, although soy-based diets may also change in the balance between omega-6 and omega-3 fatty acids

I am not a damned fish that anyone has caught

and that article is mildly interesting, why is neverstop so bad at it? Hmm,I don't really want to know.

[gay sex]

uuhhhhhhhh ohhh, it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the shanty

[tire]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

gay sex also chugs mackeral

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I'm pretty sure he doesn't