next time one of my friends does something stupid

[gay sex]

im gonna hit them YOU ARE LITERALLY TOP TO BOTTOM A COMPLETE DISGRACE

i literally cant wait

and were talking shit like if they order a lime with their water instead of lemon its happening

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

too many syllables imo
you are literally a disgrace
a disgrace top to bottom (said with a dissaproving scowl)
top to bottom, no disgrace more literal
idk, it has some potential but toddlers do abound these days so short and sweet might work better.

[Suicide King]

Like either of you faggots have friends

[gay sex]

UH UH SOMEONE BROUGHT HIS BIG BOY MARLINS CAP TO DO WORK TODAY

[Suicide King]

Laying in my bed with polo pajamas on slamming my fingers on my galaxy s3. That's how I do work. Go Niners

[gay sex]

are ur jordan 4s at least within eyesight distance in case theres a fire

[Suicide King]

Seriously? Upload failed? Right when my Jordan's are hanging out bedside..

[gay sex]

VAUUUUUUUUGNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suicide King]

Such a perfect shot too. One is tipped over ever so perfectly

[Suicide King]

4 fails. I give up

[Hillbilly Jim]

YOU ARE TOP TO BOTTOM A COMPLETE DISGRACE LITERALLY

or

LITERALLY YOU ARE TOP TO BOTTOM A COMPLETE DISGRACE

[gay sex]

b obviously

[boomroasted, bro]

Shhh, don't tell anyone I was in here.

[Hillbilly Jim]

b obviously

what about A but with a pause

YOU ARE TOP TO BOTTOM A COMPLETE DISGRACE (pause and inhale loudly) LITERALLY (exhale loudly)

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

think in context gay sex is planning on hurling this bad boy out in public, the rules of speaking loudly in public are the following:

Keep the hand gestures to the max, get your audiences attention so that you do not have to yell over them

Say whatever you have to say quickly as the collective IQ of a group drops insanely fast the more people there are, and gay sex has a lot of friends so we will be dealing with a large flock of morons (no offense) thus every single syllable counts

I don't like splitting it up with a pause or whatever, but it's his call. In the end I think the more succinct you can get this the better it will play off at least in public. At home the pause works better because with a more intimate audience tone is more defined and any words emphasized will be more dramatic and what have you.