Official NHL playoffs thread

[poofter]

Eastern Conference
(1) Pittsburgh (36-12-0, 72 pts)

(8) New York Islanders (24-17-7, 55 pts)

(2) Montreal (29-14-5, 63 pts)

(7) Ottawa (25-17-6, 56 pts)

(3) Washington (27-18-3, 57 pts)

(6) New York Rangers (26-18-4, 56 pts)

(4) Boston (28-14-6, 62 pts)

(5) Toronto (26-17-5, 57 pts)

Western Conference
(1) Chicago (36-7-5, 77 pts)

(8) Minnesota (26-19-3, 55 pts)

(2) Anaheim (30-12-6, 66 pts)

(7) Detroit (24-16-8, 56 pts)

(3) Vancouver (26-15-7, 59 pts)

(6) San Jose (25-16-7, 57 pts)

(4) St. Louis (29-17-2, 60 pts)

(5) Los Angeles (27-16-5, 59 pts)

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:ugh

[Hillbilly Jim]

:ugh

yuuup

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its also lol coming from an oc kid, i somehow got dragged into ice hockey in 5th and 6th grade and getting ice time in los angeles for the junior teams is impossible so it would be like 7 pm on thursdays at the iceoplex, or like 6 am on saturdays

finally my hungover dad had enough and was like fuck this ur playing baseball only

[poofter]

its also lol coming from an oc kid, i somehow got dragged into ice hockey in 5th and 6th grade and getting ice time in los angeles for the junior teams is impossible so it would be like 7 pm on thursdays at the iceoplex, or like 6 am on saturdays

finally my hungover dad had enough and was like fuck this ur playing baseball only

why is it so "lol"?

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cuz ur team is the mighty ducks bro and u can probably name 3 players

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kings won the cup and i can name marty mcsorley and gretzky and thats it

[poofter]

cuz ur team is the mighty ducks bro and u can probably name 3 players

they're called the ducks now

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and of course cuz the universe is perfect i googled mcsorley

full name MARTIN JAMES MCSORLEY, thank you god just thank you

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to put a bow on this hockeyness though sitting behind the boards at a hockey game is fucking awesome

[Bobby Wong]

luc robitaille also on the kings back then

[Bobby Wong]

and jiri hridina?

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were gonna need you to calm down bobby

[poofter]

don't forget kelly hrudey

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addendum hockey can be summed up as this, the kings playoff game is on cnbc

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AND NBC IS LAST IN RATINGS WHAT ARE THEY WORRIED ABOUT

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real talk though im all in now since i found out this was on

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hellothere may be an oc twink but playoff hockey when you pay attention is pretty awesome

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plus if they somehow repeat i want it known i was on this from game one and didnt bandwagon in the second round

[Hillbilly Jim]

AND NBC IS LAST IN RATINGS WHAT ARE THEY WORRIED ABOUT

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/2012/01/UnivisionSet-1024x575.jpg

[boomroasted, bro]

go leafs go

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old chaps rooting for the mexican gardners of the la kings players

[boomroasted, bro]

kings won the cup and i can name marty mcsorley and gretzky and thats it


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core are you okay they are the defending champs

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also if 5 or 6 is accurate were all concerned for you

[boomroasted, bro]

oh rofl, when u mentioned them old coots I thought you meant THEY won it. carry on, i guess, but try to keep it down a bit

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core sweetheart while u may be loved having jewdonk level reading comprehension is not acceptable around here

[poofter]

hellothere may be an oc twink but playoff hockey when you pay attention is pretty awesome

t-thanks

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ur welcome say what up to vicki and tamra for us

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UH OH KINGS GOT THAT POWER PLAY IN OVERTIME SONS

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shit bout to get real blue in st louis #wink

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rofl i am a massive jinx

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literally within 40 seconds of that the kings lost on a shorthanded goal i wanna say thats kind of amazing actually

[poofter]

literally within 40 seconds of that the kings lost on a shorthanded goal i wanna say thats kind of amazing actually

they don't have that bombay magic like last season

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dont say bombay in 2013 kid

[blake]

rofl i am a massive jinx

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4T0D5Zp9BU8/TdAZ11-P79I/AAAAAAAAAj0/FwUdvj4hZgM/s1600/lakers.jpeg

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no one ever accused the koreans of being bad at timing

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so well played sensei

[blake]

http://www.spreadsheetconverter.com/images/products-asian-man-smiling-white-450-298.jpg

[poofter]

good ol' selanne

[limitles]

The series to watch......Montreal-Ottawa

[Bobby Wong]

more like nottawa

[limitles]

more like nottawa

Edit to original post. LA-STL very watchable.

Winner of Montreal-Ottawa is cup winner

[Militant Quacks]

GO LEAFS GO

[poofter]

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT DETOILET

[Militant Quacks]

MORE LIKE DEWASHROOM

[limitles]

Actually glad the leafs are in it. I hope they kick the living shit out of those faggot Bruins

Even if they do, that's as far as they get

[poofter]

Actually glad the leafs are in it. I hope they kick the living shit out of those faggot Bruins

Even if they do, that's as far as they get

Boston Strong faggot.

[poofter]

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[limitles]

John Tavares is God

[poofter]

OT RIGHT NOW IN SENS/HABS

[limitles]

OT RIGHT NOW IN SENS/HABS

Honestly, the Sens are this seasons team of Destiny.

Place your bets now.

[poofter]

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[limitles]

Boston Strong faggot.

Jesus fucking christ, I've never seen anything like it. Fail, fail, fail.

Bostons plane to go down during next series