well its all happening

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im eating sausage pizza for breakfast and drinking a really good bottle of wine

ape tell me which pills i need to take to increase my metabolism cuz i refuse to work out

*really whoever edited that to meatbolism* really

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its a duckhorn for the only person on this site who can appreciate it LOOKING AT YOU DAVE

sadly tine is not on this list cuz he just drinks mudslides all day every day

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JLXadivsNgs

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WISDOM.

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Gare, have i ever told you that you are the wind beneath my wings?

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Also we're gonna need a 11:30am hangover update

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And maybe a pic of your purple teeth. Im gonna go ahead and assume you possess the requisite class to drink red wine in the morning.

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oh it was the petit verdot and then i passed out and wine that early was a really poor choice my brain is pissssssssssed

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Rofl.