fellas i hit rock bottom

[Hillbilly Jim]

not only did you morons make me post on boris, donk down and dang druffs site
but i also played 3 play money tournies on pokerstars.net
and i crushed the shit out of them rubes

$109 limit holdem 50/610 $213
$215 razz 6/185 $1665
$215 nl 2-7 single draw 4/327 $4251

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/make-it-rain-guys.gif

[Bobby Wong]

dont worry bro, its not rock bottom until you start taking advantage of an elderly lady with dementia

[Hillbilly Jim]

you guys better step up your games or ill be posting on fcp discussing play money razz hands with bigdmcgee

[Bobby Wong]

you should get a hammer

[rum dick]

Skatzpokerdotcom.com hitting rock bottom in 2013!!

[rum dick]

I'm hella gonna spend the next two weeks shopping for a smart phone to celebrate

[Hillbilly Jim]

i got knocked out of razz when i caught 3 pairs 2s,3s, and 6s were running wild

[VaughnP]

To be honest, the thing I miss most about the old online poker world was tilting the fuck out of people playing razz.

[Hillbilly Jim]

if i had hit my hand i would have owned those rubes and then i was going to challenge scottyno to heads up play money razz

[Hillbilly Jim]

h-3CmKofKTU

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[Been]

dont worry bro, its not rock bottom until you start taking advantage of an elderly lady with dementia

done

[gay sex]

i feel like this is partially my fault

[Hillbilly Jim]

fellas i dont know if things are starting to turn around or if they are getting worse
here are todays play money tourney results

$109 6 max pl holdem 136/550 -$109
$109 limit badugi 27/333 $249
$109 horse 92/293 -$109

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/ROBRKl9.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

i may have hit rock bottom again fellas, ive been playing play money tourneys again

$215 mixed omaha hi/lo 61/196 -$215
$215 2-7 triple draw 1/79 $4308
$215 8 game 18/97 $252

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/make-it-rain-guys.gif

[Hillbilly Jim]

how God am i at triple draw?
at the final table i called a bet after the last draw with 23455 because i knew the rube had a worse hand

ol boy was sitting around stunned after that hand

http://i.imgur.com/fQGnDUR.jpg

[gay sex]

im topping ur rock bottom ive been rolling around on the floor super drunk and i was trying to record like 9 portlandias and i recorded them on the non hd channel and then i had to manually delete them and then i waved for my cat and she wanted none of this bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

$1000 8 game 13/323 $2790
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/make-it-rain-guys.gif

also ive been watching greyhound races on the internet http://www.daytonagreyhound.com/Racing.aspx

[LongLostLegеnd]

http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gif-aug-4-12-18.gif

[Hillbilly Jim]

the 1 and 4 just stopped to take a shit before being loaded in the gates lol

[Behemoth]

Posting on the Jew's site and over at the ice palace. Jim. Son. SON! Say it ain't so man.

[Hillbilly Jim]

after i posted on micons site it brought so much traffic that they shutdown the forum

[Hillbilly Jim]

a heads up fellas tomorrow is $9.95 pasta night at daytona beach kennel club