i broke my heath bars and all toffee is terrible embargo cuz i saw peppridge farm

[gay sex]

lexingtons EMBARGO BACK IN FULL FORCE IM THROWING OUT A BAG OF COOKIES TOFFEE IS A HORRIBLE INVENTION they tried to church it up and say toffeed almonds, they almost fooled me

[Hillbilly Jim]

arent you the same moron tht was saying heath bars are the greatest thing ever

[VaughnP]

I can look past a lot of things, but slighting the Heath bar is where I draw the line.

[gay sex]

ive been outfront hating on heath bars for years idiot

[VaughnP]

Heath bars are basically the official candy bar of Skatz, Jim. Where have you been?

[gay sex]

official candy of skatz is tropical skittles and big league chew or whitening gum is also acceptable

[VaughnP]

Dude, but seriously, try a Heath blizzard from Dairy Queen and get back to me. Derelict Queen will make you feel dirty, but the blizzard is their one redeeming item on the menu. I don't even like ice cream.

[VaughnP]

There is a clear difference between candy and candy bar.

[Hillbilly Jim]

look at this guy judging a whole franchise by the shanty town he goes to to get ice cream

[gay sex]

and the defense rests it needs icecream to mellow out its gross toffee flavor

[Hillbilly Jim]

yeah lets put hard candy in ice cream and make it harder
look at ol rock tooth vaughn over here

[VaughnP]

Suicide King

Archipelago isn't going to be happy when he sees this thread.

[gay sex]

mmm gonna have to stop you on that one gummi bears in frozen yogurt plays

[VaughnP]

yeah lets put hard candy in ice cream and make it harder
look at ol rock tooth vaughn over here

Heath bars are not that hard, brah. And look at these backwoods honkeys and their bad teeth genes. I have literally never had a cavity.

I'm just saying that the soft serve sets off the Heath even more. You homos have no idea what you're missing out on.

[gay sex]

well this just got a little dark

[Hillbilly Jim]

like suicide king knows anything
his family tree is so mutty that he eats tim tams, curry and paella for breakfast

[gay sex]

but he probably has a keg of anchor steam and the sierra nevada brewery is up there so they get way better product then the rest of us get

[Hillbilly Jim]

as if he would spend new era money on a keg

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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[Steerpike]

like suicide king knows anything
his family tree is so mutty that he eats tim tams, curry and paella for breakfast

his family tree is a stump

[Steerpike]

also:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/79818036.jpg

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

what's up with the leaf tat on his right hand?

[anatine]

what's up with the leaf tat on his right hand?

jesus christ jason rogers, just come out of the closet. literally no heterosexual on earth would ask about that. you take the gayest drug on the planet, you go on gay dates, every post you make sounds like it was made by vincent price in a cocktail dress.

youre so clearly utterly and obviously gay but just dont want to be and watching you run away from it one post at a time is revolting.

http://i.imgur.com/LrlRfb6.jpg

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

vincent price in a cocktail dress was goat but what am I to do when you reject all of my advances?

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

vincent price in a cocktail dress was goat but what am I to do when you reject all of my advances?

tine has a point

yer gay

[Suicide King]

Heath bars are fucking god you dip shit faggots.