Drk Star and El Gallo do Golf

[ElGallo]

Tomorrow a young overweight yet attractive Mexican man and a tall middle aged whitey will be hitting little white balls with crooked sticks into holes many yards away. We will be wagering large amounts of money and possibly getting too hammered to play all 18. Any Chicagoan is welcomed to join, we'll be in Schaumburg, tentative tee time is 4 pm. We will be posting from the course for all that are interested in reading about how far our society has come when the Mexican will not just be carrying the rich mans bags, but being allowed to play besides him on a white mans course..... I feel I will be a little like Jackie Robinson, but for the browns......

Or I might just rob him, we'll see

[DRK Star]

Jacked by latin kings on 8th hole FTL

[Steerpike]

Does your boss know you're going golfing Derek?

[Steerpike]

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[DRK Star]

You aren't the boss of me!

[DRK Star]

Tag: back good enough to golf but not to work


you oaf, I swung a club for the first time in 2 1/2 years the other day. I hope your disc blows so I can taunt your crippled ass, whomever posted this. I wouldnt wish what happened to me on anyone....even your mom. Whom I fucked.

[dewal]

sorry i am pretty sure you already answered this question, but how did you blow out your dick again?

[gay sex]

pike throws stones that resemble his face from glass aquariums bro

[gay sex]

uh ohh

[Harley]

AKSZWme3Bpc

[Harley]

I'm just going to post this in every thread

[Harley]

just dropped

[Harley]

contacting the freshwater strangler and seeing if we can get a production dreamteam happening for his next track

[Harley]

cambodian finance

[Harley]

this kid is the next bubble

[DankBlaniels]

settle down harley

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/184293-1/Maids_buns.gif

[ElGallo]

Smells like rain..... even better!!!

[DRK Star]

Never stop might join us. Although, he might be playing the entire round with a 6 iron.

[Suicide King]

hope workers comp doesnt see this thread.

[DRK Star]

Technically I never received work comp money, only surgery.....which those cock suckers made we wait 9 months for, and things have been settled and the case closed.






Hopefully the Department of Employment and Security doesn't find out you sell oranges at intersections.


E Tu, Brutus?

[Hillbilly Jim]

othello sells oranges like terry from reno 911

http://www.stupidshiz.com/index.cfm?mode=media&userSearch=&category=all&sort=new&keywords=Orange&media_id=81451412-1372-527D-08DA5926C452C3CE

[Suicide King]

Technically I never received work comp money, only surgery.....which those cock suckers made we wait 9 months for, and things have been settled and the case closed.





Hopefully the Department of Employment and Security doesn't find out you sell oranges at intersections.


E Tu, Brutus?did you get a lawyer? Im going threw the same thing right now. workers comp owes me 25k as we speak

[Hillbilly Jim]

some guy at new era is going to get a fat christmas bonus this year

[Suicide King]

some guy at new era is going to get a fat christmas bonus this year

no workers comp money, no wsop for me

[DRK Star]

Yeah GET A LAWYER! You have to. They will fuck you over if you try to get anything done without one. I waited a few months, assuming they were looking out for me...I was very wrong. The lawyer will help bt trust me, they probably know the insurance company and in that case, it will be a secret handshake deal between them to settle quickly.

[DRK Star]

I received a "settlement" check whch was way lower than I deserved. If (actually when) my disc finally goes to shit, since only 30% of it is left, I'm on my own.

[Hillbilly Jim]

maybe if you had saved some money instead of spending it on drugs and jam band concerts

[DRK Star]

maybe if you had saved some money instead of spending it on drugs and jam band concerts






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[Suicide King]

Yeah GET A LAWYER! You have to. They will fuck you over if you try to get anything done without one. I waited a few months, assuming they were looking out for me...I was very wrong. The lawyer will help bt trust me, they probably know the insurance company and in that case, it will be a secret handshake deal between them to settle quickly.

thats exactly what I did. I figured I got hurt at work, they will take care of me. What a naive faggot I am. 6 months later and Im stressing about cash yet have a huge amount tied up in bullshit.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i contacted ups and told them about you taking pictures of your dick in the back of your truck and posting them on the internet thats probably why they havent helped you

[Suicide King]

its probably your screen saver you recluse fruit cake

[gay sex]

im partial to calling him a michigan hermit crab myself

[Hillbilly Jim]

trying to deflect your gayness wont work bro, you posted a picture of your dick on a 99% male forum
totally straight thing to do

[DRK Star]

technically, SK posted a photo of a penis. There is no proof said penis is his, and no one can produce any evidence to the contrary.

[Suicide King]

trying to deflect your gayness wont work bro, you posted a picture of your dick on a 99% male forum
totally straight thing to do
anybody who has met me in real life can attest to my flaming gayness

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.gaythugdating.com/

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Dude since the liberals are running this country into the ground DRK just ask your parents to give you some of those worthless dollars to you before they buy all of GLen Beck's gold coins at historically high prices.

[rum dick]

California work comp system so hecka broke that half the time the courts are closed and the "reform" chased off any good attorney cuz it's nickle and dime world now.

[rum dick]

How are you out cash when your work comp attorney should be working his ass off trying to maximize his nickle and dime contingency share of your nickle and dime recovery?

[rum dick]

How did yall score? Anybody break 100?

[gay sex]

KIDS GOT CLAWS

[rum dick]

Lawyers are hecka scummy mcscummastein yall.

[gay sex]

yea but some of them can afford hyundai sonatas

[rum dick]

On a side note, if you have been falsely accused of a dui, please contact the law office of dui dave. We can be reached at blake's pm.

[rum dick]

"Them" does corporate defense. Hecka can afford a spanking new sonata when your the insurance company's porch nigga. Oh snap.

[rum dick]

I'm not fixing that "your", pike

[gay sex]

i love how all the hecka steel reserves you and maurice have been chugging erased all your law school info and ur basically going into this bar exam blind

[gay sex]

like were talking biblical miracle needed on this go around

[rum dick]

West by god Virginia is GOD's foresaken county. State is long overdue for a biblical miracle.

[rum dick]

Beyond my toothful smile making a guest appearance

[rum dick]

Sorry yall. Hecka had one too many jagers at lunch. Mea culpa and such

[gay sex]

so ur smuggling jager into angelos burgers now, OH DAVID

[dewal]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/184293-1/Maids_buns.gif

need to know more about this

[rum dick]

About to go to churchs chicken. Anybody want anything?

[gay sex]

yea none of their food

[rum dick]

Hiding jager in my caffeine free lemon pepsi can hoping and praying not to run into the boss. living the DREAM

[rum dick]

Like you wouldn't eat the fries.

[gay sex]

do us a solid when you get their awful potatos dump out the gross gravy and add real butter and some chives see if it improves the product, also lots of black pepper

[gay sex]

btw dont you have robertos tacos where you live its their hecka weds crispy chicken taco special things are very good

[rum dick]

Ooh the drive thru has taken a turn for the worse. Takes a village to take this car's order..

[rum dick]

Mash potatos are for people slummin it at kfc. Its crinkle fries country at chruchs

[rum dick]

btw dont you have robertos tacos where you live its their hecka weds crispy chicken taco special things are very good

Drove by a robertos two minutes after the rep. Freaky

[DRK Star]

We made it through 6 holes then called it for a day. Storms were all around us and lightning was striking very close. We played "OK" but everyone was a bit rusty. My back was decent except for one drive where I felt something so I tensed up, then hooked it 40 yrds left of where I was aiming. We got a rain check, then went inside to eat/drink and then I had to awkwardly say HI to that woman I broke up recently with who was bartending there.

We werent going to start playing for money until the back nine, so a new round is in order.

[ElGallo]

Only played 6 holes, after that there was a lot of lightning so we went to the club house, drank and talked about prostitutes and other loose women.

[Suicide King]

gayest duo trip report ever. alot of talking about what you gonna do and not doing it

[gay sex]

also drk was like bro does the 19th hole have a spray tan unit and gallo couldnt answer with confidence

[Hillbilly Jim]

need to know more about this

apparently it is the underage whore some of the french soccer team banged

[Harley]

hey gallo, what was it like playing golf with Eric Stolz's dropkick brother?

[Harley]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/184293-1/Maids_buns.gif

need to know more about this


-WLPwZ68NDM

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.wallpapers-football.tk/images/wallpapers/franck+ribery.jpg

[DRK Star]

hey gallo, what was it like playing golf with Eric Stolz's dropkick brother?


http://entimg.s-msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/StoltzEric155020601_150x200.jpg

[DRK Star]

hey gallo, what was it like playing golf with Eric Stolz's dropkick brother?



http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Eric-stoltz-mask.jpg

[ElGallo]

after 6 holes derek had to lie down on the ashphalt too soothe the aching back.......gallo retired to the club house for a scotch and some primo blow

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens3102472module21950152photo_1245587316lat eral-thinking-puzzles-broken-match.jpg

Cranberry and Kettle One actually..... I was on my period

[DRK Star]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_departed/_group_photos/leonardo_dicaprio22.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1372/rvhqp4.jpg

[dewal]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/184293-1/Maids_buns.gif




-WLPwZ68NDM




HOTTEST CHICK IN THE WORLD

EVEN HOTTER THAT SHE FUCKS STRANGERS FOR MONEY

[gay sex]

yall idiots need to be kissing drks ass to get him back here festival season is starting and kids probably high on molly at his kids soccer game right now

[Hillbilly Jim]

drk was doing molly in 1989 bro
he didnt just learn about it yesterday from some rappers

[Bobby Wong]

drk robotripping so hard

[Behemoth]

Shit I accidentally gave dual rep. Someone neg rep him to make balance again please. SFembarrassing. What happened to Drk anyway? He being all uppity nigger on us?

[rum dick]

Drk made fun of pikes jeans and sneakers. Pike got annoyed and hurt drks feelings. Drk stopped posting on skatz and started posting on pfa. Drk made fun of othellos hair. Othello got annoyed and hurt drks feelings. Drk stopped posting. Fin.

[rum dick]

Postscript. Gallo fired drk for deleting ist. And drk is now homeless and digging through trash for aluminum cans in hopes of scraping together enough money to fly to Vegas for the gigolos season two auditions.

[Behemoth]

Jesus H. Christ what a bunch of fucking babies. Drk you fucking ghost faced ginger, get your lanky upper middleclass ass back here and start fucking posting like a man. I don't know who or what PFA is but it can't possibly be as entertaining as Skatz on a good day. Skatz is the light. Skatz is the way.

I'll be in Chicago in July you son of a bitch. Don't make me go to some hipster bar where you hang out and haul your Manute Bol like ass outta there son.

[Behemoth]

Jesus H. Christ what a bunch of fucking babies. Drk you fucking ghost faced ginger, get your lanky upper middleclass ass back here and start fucking posting like a man. I don't know who or what PFA is but it can't possibly be as entertaining as Skatz on a good day. Skatz is the light. Skatz is the way.

I'll be in Chicago in July you son of a bitch. Don't make me go to some hipster bar where you hang out and haul your Manute Bol like ass outta there son.


Seriously though, if I'm in a hipster bar in Chicago I'm probably gonna pay like $8 for a shot of top shelf bourbon? Probably have to get old grandad.

[Hillbilly Jim]

pike thanks for taking the heat for the tag i posted "back good enough to golf but not to work"

[blake]

some guy at new era is going to get a fat christmas bonus this year

:lmao

[gay sex]

blake ur lineup tonight skaaaaaaaatz

[gay sex]

thon maker and henson really reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllly bro

[blake]

yes i covered this in our dfs thread

[blake]

i will admit that this kind of a beating is demoralizing and has me questioning my dfs ability. every pick was terrible, which is mathematically hard to do

[gay sex]

get wrecked young liza