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so what are the rules here anyway
can I go off and get hammered and go old school or what
will I get banned if I unleash the hounds ?
someone fucking admin/mod me up already
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today I went to the local Wells Fargo branch to dispute a checking account overdraft.
I had a check clear a day late and these niggers charge me 35 bucks because I was overdrawn by $2.88 for about 3 hours....
orly
so anyway I went in today to contest it and the guy was a complete nigger and I thoroughly enjoyed getting in his face
don't lecture me on PayPal auto debits you fucking SPIC. I know the drill
I am sure he would have beaten my ass given the opportunity.
they could have easily wiped out the 35 dollar overdraft charge as a courtesy because I am a valued customer for the last 3 years +
it is the principle not the 35 bucks.
I should call the Wells Fargo corporate office and file a complaint threatening to sue that fat fucking prick for trying to fondle my balls in the bathroom when I was taking a whiz
WTF ?
why is it showing that I edited my last post ?
how fucking retarded.
fix that immediately or I walk
If I make a minor edit, I don't want everybody and his grandmother knowing about it
jesus fucking christ , what kind of dog and pony show are you gooks running around here anyway ?
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I can't believe this guy isn't locked up in a maximum security facility.
It must be divine intervention, because Mark is on the brink of a complete meltdown in more ways than one. I guarantee you I will never play poker or golf or any other activity that requires me to be within 10 miles of this total head case ever again.
See, here is the kicker...
Felon knows I could fry his ass like a fucking pork chop on NWP. I assure you there is a ton of dirt I could unload about his life, family and a couple of other (ahem) 'incidents' that have gone down. This community would suck that shit up like a chocolate shake, trust me.
But I won't go that route. No need to be mean spirited or hit below the belt, because Felon actually cracks me up and isn't a 'bad person' really. He is just a lying, conniving, cheating, angle shooting, shady piece of dogshit who would snatch a purse from a crippled old lady if he thought he could get away with it.
I mean seriously, this dysfunctional man-child should be in a fucking strait jacket...not coaching a little league team. I can't imagine parents allowing a child to be supervised by this individual for 30 seconds let alone a 7 inning baseball game.
In addition, his social skills are a total embarrassment. Last Friday at the Limelight was a fucking circus, and he must have pounded back 10 or 12 double vodka tonics downing them one after the other in the span of 90 mins. You guys think I'm a boozer ? gtfo this guy puts me to shame. At one point he is yelling across the room how he got Mama pregnant and there are like 20 people turning their heads to see who the drunk idiot was who was running his yap. I was just shaking my head trying to get a seat change since he was sitting right on my left. He would slug back his double Vodka tonic (drinking the cheap generic shit obviously) and then shout 'SERVICE !!' LoL what a spectacle...it was hilarious but also pathetic on multiple levels.
I want to make it crystal clear that Felon is a textbook psychotic. *hot news flash * Not to suggest that he isn't hilarious, because the guy is a non stop cavalcade of one liners and bullshit, but at his core...this is not someone you want to ever bring home for Sunday dinner or share any sensitive information with whatsoever. I wouldn't trust this guy with an unattended lit cigarette let alone my home address or social security number.
Now I was straight up about the fact that I tilted hard at the Limelight on Friday. I dropped 500 bucks and Felon drove me up the fucking wall. He was taunting me non-stop running his mouth and laughing at me when I lost 2 big pots. His table demeanor is a disgrace and thats putting it mildly. I took seat 8 and he immediately slid into seat 9 as a new table opened up. He was jumping up and down from the table like a 10 year kid jacked up on ritalin and was chain smoking these generic cigarettes that made his breath stink like a rest-stop urinal.
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I was patient at first...putting up with his non stop trash talking, but after about 15 minutes I said flat out, 'dude would you shut the fuck up' and he would just laugh and then even blew his nasty cheap vodka smoke breath in my face and went back to texting some skank he is trying to bang right now.
The irony is that we barely even played a pot together. He did bluff me off an $8.00 pot and was so proud of himself, he flipped his rags up and jumped up like he just won the WSOP. I just shook my head and tried to block him out, but honestly his breath was so fucking bad it was impossible...I had to wait for a seat change, but by that time most of the damage had been done and I was on the way out. Fact of the matter is that I was a fool to think that an invitation to come down and play cards with him would be enjoyable.
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I was sitting at home hanging out relaxing enjoying myself and this fool calls me up and says to come down to the Limelight so I figured sure why not...have a couple drinks and chill and have a few laughs....I didn't realize this would be seen as another opportunity for him to go out of his way to be a complete dick and behave like a drunk retard all night...baiting me and laughing at me when I lose a $400.00 dollar pot when my set got rivered by a 4 flush. He was never even in any of the pots I lost that night,...too busy getting blitzed on cheap vodka and texting some slut...but he never wasted an opportunity to berate me and mock me when I lost a big pot. He begged me for a ride home, but I was having no part of that.
In short, Felon is primed & ready to snap...and only needs a gentle nudge to push him over the edge and into the deep end for good. Take my word for it, he is halfway home already. Put this motherfucker front and center on your next dead pool right now.
It's money in the bank.
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Personal Note to Felon: Dude go ahead and post all you want about whatever you want. bring that shit. You and I both know I am locked and loaded with all your dirty little secrets. Consider yourself lucky I didn't throw you on the coals right here. Keep pushing me and suffer the consequences. I will humiliate your drunk ass 1000 times worse than I did at Teal Bend, and make this thread look like a fucking tupperware party
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Hillbilly Jim
06-04-2011, 04:09 PM
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ElGallo
06-04-2011, 04:10 PM
This was awesome and appreciated....
dewal
06-04-2011, 06:52 PM
this is the only appropriate song to listen to whilst viewing this thread
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anatine
06-04-2011, 07:45 PM
this thread *will* remain on the front page for 10,000 years.
Steerpike
06-04-2011, 09:19 PM
hey sonatine can i get some chess lessons?
lol gank with his decade-old pictures
Steerpike
06-04-2011, 09:37 PM
hey been i challenge you to a race
MistaCobalina
06-05-2011, 12:27 AM
Hey pike, can we get this thread sticked?
Vwls with one L dammit
06-05-2011, 12:58 AM
WTF ?
why is it showing that I edited my last post ?
how fucking retarded.
fix that immediately or I walk
If I make a minor edit, I don't want everybody and his grandmother knowing about it
jesus fucking christ , what kind of dog and pony show are you gooks running around here anyway ?
Slight overreaction, but I agree. Why does it record it as an edit? It shouldn't do that unless it's been like a few months since you posted it imo.
MistaCobalina
06-05-2011, 01:06 AM
Slight overreaction, but I agree. Why does it record it as an edit? It shouldn't do that unless it's been like a few months since you posted it imo.
Hopefully pike will be able to address that also.
DankBlaniels
06-05-2011, 01:59 AM
pike is sleeping at the wheel, i hope he can sort this out before jewdonk walks
pike, i reluctantly accept your resignation
blake
06-05-2011, 02:36 AM
you now have 24 hours to edit a post before it will show the "last edited" message
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06-05-2011, 02:42 AM
ROFL CAVING
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06-05-2011, 02:43 AM
change it back mayonnaise
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06-05-2011, 02:43 AM
if you cant compose thoughts in under 5 minutes you deserve to be ridiculed my god blake
blake
06-05-2011, 02:46 AM
is there a chain of command?
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06-05-2011, 02:51 AM
there is but i hecka forgot what it is
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06-05-2011, 02:58 AM
pike is sleeping at the wheel, i hope he can sort this out before jewdonk walks
Pike is too busy copying and pasting yalls posts into word 2007 looking for green squiggly lines to be bothered with this nonsense.
Steerpike
06-05-2011, 05:59 AM
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
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12-19-2012, 07:12 AM
so what are the rules here anyway
Be sane and treat others humanely.
can I go off and get hammered and go old school or whatNeed to get a ruling from gay sex to say for sure, but probably.
will I get banned if I unleash the hounds ?You will get banned if you don't, chew on that for a while.
someone fucking admin/mod me up alreadyJumping on that immed. Glad to have you here marty, you are a class act and will only bring value to this forum just like your e-buddies and your whore of a mother.
Oops, did I say that?
I meant it. Or did you think it was accidental you only have 1 true friend in the world and winnie it ain't. I am talking about dear old mummy carrico, naturally. The old buzzard who let her only child down when he needed her protection from his own flesh and blood. She won't let precious guilt go to waste, perish the thought! No,for her inadequacy as a parent she will keep your wings clipped martin old boy, she has to keep you needy, for your protection.
It feels like Love, doesn't it? Once upon a time she made the same mistake, feeling love where it did not exist I mean, afterward she felt so used and unwanted...So she hobbled you, to draw you near, because she loves you marty, and insane and selfish things in the name of love are what whores like her do.
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12-19-2012, 07:16 AM
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At 3:15am shouldn't you be sleeping?
Willie McAboutThatLife
12-19-2012, 08:45 AM
Be sane and treat others humanely.
Need to get a ruling from gay sex to say for sure, but probably.
You will get banned if you don't, chew on that for a while.
Jumping on that immed. Glad to have you here marty, you are a class act and will only bring value to this forum just like your e-buddies and your whore of a mother.
Oops, did I say that?
I meant it. Or did you think it was accidental you only have 1 true friend in the world and winnie it ain't. I am talking about dear old mummy carrico, naturally. The old buzzard who let her only child down when he needed her protection from his own flesh and blood. She won't let precious guilt go to waste, perish the thought! No,for her inadequacy as a parent she will keep your wings clipped martin old boy, she has to keep you needy, for your protection.
It feels like Love, doesn't it? Once upon a time she made the same mistake, feeling love where it did not exist I mean, afterward she felt so used and unwanted...So she hobbled you, to draw you near, because she loves you marty, and insane and selfish things in the name of love are what whores like her do.
you are the worst scooter dupe ever
Willie McAboutThatLife
12-19-2012, 08:47 AM
seriously, at thirty something years old you should not be trying to be someone's clone, especially of someone you have never met from the internet
mikey, you would have been a first round draft pick in waco
Willie McAboutThatLife
12-19-2012, 08:48 AM
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12-19-2012, 12:32 PM
Close to the doghouse as far as I am concerned but by all means keep flapping those lips and allowing hot air to escape from what should be your brain willie
Willie McAboutThatLife
12-19-2012, 07:25 PM
Close to the doghouse as far as I am concerned but by all means keep flapping those lips and allowing hot air to escape from what should be your brain willie
don't you want to be your own man, mikey?
there is seriously nothing more pathetic than swinging from balls at your age
i'm not saying this to be mean, i've always wished the best for you but this is getting pretty embarrassing
boomroasted, bro
12-19-2012, 07:48 PM
Would ya get a load of Willie swinging wildly from Mike's butthairs?
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