milk poll

[blake]

What kind of milk do you like?

[Adolf Hitler]

I like milk because it is pure white.

[blake]

a stretch but i'll allow it.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

1% or 2% - organic, from no-antibiotics/no-hormone cows

mmmm milk

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/milk.jpg

[MistaCobalina]

When I do drink dairy milk, I drink maximum hormone milk. I didn't become the giant headed cob I am today without drinking lots of growth hormone saturated milk, believe that.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/lolcow.jpg

[blake]

shout out to steerpike dropping in to vote on the poll

[Steerpike]

milk is serious business

[Idi Amin]

I prefer milk of goat.

[blake]

thread needs more dictators

[Dick Tater]

thread needs more dictators

There is only one Dick Tater!

[VaughnP]

Milk is just an ingredient.

The closest I can come to drinking it straight is with some sort of chocolate excuse concoction or as cookie chaser. Both of these are rare occurrences, however.

Milk combines gloriously with other ingredients to make some pretty amazing shit, but by itself, it is fucking disgusting. I would seriously rather drink a liquid form of its better cousin: cheese.

Cheese, now that's a legit fucking dairy product.

[gay sex]

vaughn u are 78 years old

[blake]

the correct answer was chocolate milk

[gay sex]

blake you are 7 years old the correct answer is nonfat

[VaughnP]

I don't know what is less surprising, the fact that Gary is literally 49 or that Gamble voted for whole milk.

[SkyNigger]

non-fat Archie? Trying to drop a dress size or two before summer?

[GAMBLE-BOT]

whole milk

[gay sex]

FAT FREE YOU SLOB

[gay sex]

lol at shamble bot chugging churned cream what a disgrace u are

[MistaCobalina]

Here's the complex Cobson milk breakdown..

Soy for breakfast cereals. I'm not even lactose intolerant or anything. I just like the taste and think it goes well with cereal

I really don't have a use for milk other than for cereal or for cooking. And for cooking I like whole milk. If I was in the mood for some drinkin' milk, I'd probably go 2%, but I'm never in such a mood. However, there is ONE notable exception..


http://mytornadoalley.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/buncha20banana.jpg

They never have that shit anywhere, but when ever I see banana milk, I get it 100 percent of the time. That shit kicks chocolate milk in the fucking groin. It's like drinking a banana milkshake.


Give it a try folks, I know you'll love it. I'm looking at you, Souffle.

[gay sex]

what a gross peak behind the corn curtain

[MistaCobalina]

Gare, you of all people would love banana milk. it's reduced fat too, I know how you like to keep that girlish figure girlish.

[gay sex]

i would never ever drink banana milk

[MistaCobalina]

i know gare was going to go all green eggs and ham on banana milk, but it's amazing, and it doesn't even make sense why.

[gay sex]

old bearded slobson heading down a dark path

[MistaCobalina]

AIN'T NOTHING DARK ABOUT BANANA MILK SON, IT'S AS BRIGHT AS CHRISTMAS MORNING AT THE CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL.

[MistaCobalina]

http://www.doyletics.com/images/75caricc.jpg

[DankBlaniels]

real men drink whole milk

[MistaCobalina]

MILK DOESN'T COME IN RAT FLAVOR, BD, GET SERIOUS

[DankBlaniels]

get real cobson we know you be cugging rat milk all day down on the corn farm

[Suicide King]

Im lactose intolerant so I have to order soy latte's. I still feel like a faggot when I do so. I might have to try that banana milk for chances of godliness. Also when I went to Australia as a teenager they sold coffee milk in the stores. It was the best fucking thing I have ever tasted in my life and nothing here in the states has ever come close to it. I may fly out to oz just for coffee milk.

[rum dick]

Only old farts with slow ass metabolisms drink non-fat milk.

[rum dick]

Blake and gare like to wash down their breakfast of bran muffins and prunes with a tall glass of non-fat milk.

[VaughnP]

Shout out to Gare having gallbladder surgery at the ripe old age of 27.

[gay sex]

how dare u and it was was a spleen removal due to my pancreatitis

[gay sex]

but seriously folks im as healthy as a horse dont be WORRYING ABOUT OLD GARE

[Statutory Ape]

Im lactose intolerant so I have to order soy latte's. I still feel like a faggot when I do so. I might have to try that banana milk for chances of godliness. Also when I went to Australia as a teenager they sold coffee milk in the stores. It was the best fucking thing I have ever tasted in my life and nothing here in the states has ever come close to it. I may fly out to oz just for coffee milk.

Try drinking whole milk. Lactose (milk sugar) and Milk fat have an inverse relationship thus higher the fat the lower the lactose. My mom and aunt both had given up drinking dairy cow milk until I pointed this out to them, and now both enjoy whole milk once again. Both are still cunts most of the time but at least they're getting their daily calcium requirements taken care of.

[Statutory Ape]

Blake and gare like to wash down their breakfast of bran muffins and prunes with a tall glass of non-fat milk.

Enjoy that sugar rum dick...

[Statutory Ape]

Obv whole milk over here

cuz lactose is for faggots

realtalk

[gay sex]

whole milk is the drink of rubes end of story

[Statutory Ape]

FAT FREE YOU SLOB

My dear gaysex, you do realize non-fat milk has astronomical amounts of sugar right? In fact, if you were dieting, non-fat will spike your insulin levels to the point of making fat loss almost impossible.

so why the love for fat free milk amigo?

[gay sex]

kid i shovel kobe steaks and pureed potatos into my face and then eat baked cheetos, i have so semblance of a diet

[Statutory Ape]

kid i shovel kobe steaks and pureed potatos into my face and then eat baked cheetos, i have so semblance of a diet

no semblance of a diet?

[Hillbilly Jim]

get real you are eating wagyu/angus cows
rubes like you think it is kobe because you are a rube

[gay sex]

that

[gay sex]

bro obv theyre aussie wagyu im not an idiot get real with ur michigan life

[MistaCobalina]

but seriously folks im as healthy as a horse dont be WORRYING ABOUT OLD GARE


healthy as a horse on the set of Luck, maybe.

[MistaCobalina]

Try drinking whole milk. Lactose (milk sugar) and Milk fat have an inverse relationship thus higher the fat the lower the lactose.


OR YOU COULD TRY SUPPORTING AMERICAS SOY BEAN FARMERS AND BUY SOY MILK, FAGGOTS

[Statutory Ape]

OR YOU COULD TRY SUPPORTING AMERICAS SOY BEAN FARMERS AND BUY SOY MILK, FAGGOTS

SOY FOR MEN IS FAGGOT (soy being a phytoestrogen and all)
NO SOY PASSES THESE LIPS NO SIRREE COB!!!

[MistaCobalina]

SOY FOR MEN IS FAGGOT (soy being a phytoestrogen and all)
NO SOY PASSES THESE LIPS NO SIRREE COB!!!

I don't care if you grow bitch tits, YOU WILL SUPPORT AMERICA'S SOY FARMERS

[Harley]

Im lactose intolerant so I have to order soy latte's. I still feel like a faggot when I do so. I might have to try that banana milk for chances of godliness. Also when I went to Australia as a teenager they sold coffee milk in the stores. It was the best fucking thing I have ever tasted in my life and nothing here in the states has ever come close to it. I may fly out to oz just for coffee milk.

Sth Australia - The only place in the world where Coke isn't the #1 beverage. Farmers Union Ice Coffee. Taps knows what i'm spitting

[Statutory Ape]

I don't care if you grow bitch tits, YOU WILL SUPPORT AMERICA'S SOY FARMERS

I SHANT!!!!







(ok I shall, but only because my mom loves soy milk...)

[Suicide King]

Ape im gonna drink whole milk, and if causes me diarrhea guess who is getting the pictures of it. You are you sick fuck. try not to jerk off to my feces.

[Statutory Ape]

Ape im gonna drink whole milk, and if causes me diarrhea guess who is getting the pictures of it. You are you sick fuck. try not to jerk off to my feces.

ROFL please don't, just down a few lactaid caps before you start drinking milk. Lactose intolerance is caused by an inability to breakdown the sugar in milk in a normal time frame due to a lack of a certain bacteria which your body relies on to break down the sugar. This then causes the milk you drink (parts of it anyway) to ferment before being broken down and excreted. Lactaid is an exogenous source of the bacteria you lack, thus taking it in capsule form is pretty darn effective. It's worth giving lactaid a shot at least (assuming the switch to whole milk doesn't help at all).

[Steerpike]

Im lactose intolerant so I have to order soy latte's. I still feel like a faggot when I do so. I might have to try that banana milk for chances of godliness. Also when I went to Australia as a teenager they sold coffee milk in the stores. It was the best fucking thing I have ever tasted in my life and nothing here in the states has ever come close to it. I may fly out to oz just for coffee milk.

'lactose intolerant' is just a fancy phrase that actually means 'spic' or 'nigger', true story

[gay sex]

steerpike is an intolerant nigger, pay no heed to him

[rum dick]

Ape is God

[DRK Star]

You could have put the fucking poll up on Bracket Geek, you rented Mule

[Suicide King]

If I hear you suggest another bracket Im going to hire internet thugs to sabotage your site

[DRK Star]

That was a sarcastic joke, beaner