***OFFICIAL DRINK OF SUMMER***

[behemoth old]

Listen up bitches, this just handed down from GOD himself. Official drink of summer is:


http://reportyourcomplaint.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Coors-light-beer-cans-and-biker-bar-fights.jpg






If you agree, scroll down for your reward. If you don't agree, don't scroll down.

































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[Been]

apparently i didn't have enough summer drinks for my rewards to become attractive

[behemoth old]

I can appreciate a man that only likes his own kind. This more your taste?

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[MistaCobalina]

Gare is the only one around here that hands out official drinks, friendo.

[MistaCobalina]

and I'm gonna go out on a limb, and guess that coors aint gonna be one of them

[behemoth old]

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[MistaCobalina]

Trying to figure out a way to neg rep pike in it, I think.

[behemoth old]

and I'm gonna go out on a limb, and guess that coors aint gonna be one of them



Gare drinks champagne coolies.

[behemoth old]

Rum Dick has weighed in. It's settled

[Steerpike]

rofl

[Steerpike]

not you, him

[Vwls with one L dammit]

That my friend, is a horrible, horrible beer. The fake tits on the blonde not so bad, but a horrible beer nonetheless.

[gay sex]

to be fair if were drinking light beer its always miller lite, no real reason i think i just love the color blue

[gay sex]

also official drink of early summer coming soon maybe with pics, but its a wheat based vodka mixed with jamba juice frozen smoothie carribean passion which is mango strawberries and peach, and then you add frozen blackberries, u can put in rum but vodka seems to cut the sweetness

[gay sex]

drink will expire in 2 weeks when i come up with a way better one but its all i got right now, im thinking something with yuzu though

[Hillbilly Jim]

official drink of summer is room temperature water

http://local.yodle.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/water_cooler.jpg

[Vwls with one L dammit]

fresh mango margaritas FTW

[gay sex]

that shit is so 2009 kid

[gay sex]

like even my beloved blood orange mojitos are out of date we need something new

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Had a blood orange thingie with lobster for breakfast after an all nighter when I went to LA... wasn't that impressed. I guess I'm just not a huge orange juice person.

But I really like mangos. Come up with a new mango drink, and I'm in.

[gay sex]

u realize there are mangos in our temporary drink of the summer right

[Hillbilly Jim]

liar there is no mango in room temperature water

[Vwls with one L dammit]

yes but all those other fruits ruin the pure mango orgasm

[dewal]

bell's oberon

[rum dick]

Official second drink of summer is the "mar de cortez" at candelas. The cucumber bits and the cilantro really give the cazadores a refreshing zing

[MistaCobalina]

How about a Gin and tonic, as god and queen intended, you fucking sissies.

[behemoth old]

Coors Light is still owning all your fucking gook faces.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

u realize there are mangos in our temporary drink of the summer right
Got jiggy with summer and made one of these last night. Was amazing.

http://i.imgur.com/wuPxd.jpg

[behemoth old]

Honorary mention to a 'cello variant. Lemons, oranges, limes, key lime, mango, papaya, pineapple etc etc. Coors light is still the go to summer beverage. Shotgun one today!

[Hillbilly Jim]

Room Temperature Water (http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3365)

[Vwls with one L dammit]

If the only alcohol left in the world was Coors Light, I would just quit drinking.

[behemoth old]

If the only alcohol left in the world was Coors Light, I would just quit drinking.


Uppity hampster

[Vwls with one L dammit]

http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/dead-hamster.jpg

Dude. Life is way too short to drink shitty beer. Live a little.

[behemoth old]

http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/dead-hamster.jpg

Dude. Life is way too short to drink shitty beer. Live a little.


Name me 3 beers and I'll try them. Or if I've already had them, I'll rate them. Something that isn't a megabrand b/c I've had all of them pretty much and don't really care for most. And I like the Ramster pic. It isn't letting me rep right now, but I assure you that you will be showered with green when I am allowed too.

[Harley]

Name me 3 beers and I'll try them. Or if I've already had them, I'll rate them. Something that isn't a megabrand b/c I've had all of them pretty much and don't really care for most. And I like the Ramster pic. It isn't letting me rep right now, but I assure you that you will be showered with green when I am allowed too.

http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/48305.jpg

http://www.sustainablemelbourne.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mountain_goat_hightail_l.jpg

http://www.braincells.com.au/perch/resources/lcpale.jpg

[behemoth old]

Never heard of those beers Harley. When did you quit drinking Zima?

[Bobby Wong]

Don't forget Coors light has those mountains that turn blue when it is cold, in case you are too retarded to figure it out on your own.

[Bobby Wong]

But then again room temperature water is always room temperature, so unless you're in a shitty room it's probably okay.

[Harley]

http://www.homeliquordelivery.com.au/images/9843.jpg

These are fantastic when used in conjunction with some wiz, we have contests to see who can get their heartbeat the fastest.

[MistaCobalina]

Name me 3 beers and I'll try them. Or if I've already had them, I'll rate them. Something that isn't a megabrand b/c I've had all of them pretty much and don't really care for most. And I like the Ramster pic. It isn't letting me rep right now, but I assure you that you will be showered with green when I am allowed too.


http://www.newbelgium.com/images/scenes/tr_beer_prodshot_sm.png
http://redeyehomebrewing.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/blackbutte.jpg

http://www.fermentedopinion.com/beer/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/IMG_0004.jpg

[Vwls with one L dammit]

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[dewal]

it says right on there october is the time for this beer

thread is called official drink of summer

wat

[Vwls with one L dammit]

I know but you'd drink it every month of the year - trust me - you really would.

[dewal]

MistaCobalina:

behunk wanted beer suggestions, independent of their seasonal relevance



ok vwls' knight in shining armor moran, a lot of good an october release beer recommendation does him in june

[dewal]

where do u live behemoth
region will suffice

[dewal]

tight insta red repping anonymous troll cobalina
i was gonna recommend some great beers for behemoth but this faggot ruined it for you
GL

[DankBlaniels]

girls yes shit beer no

[DankBlaniels]

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OFFICIAL DRINK OF SUMMER IS NOW LEMON PEPSI

[dewal]

http://www.acebeverages.com/images/Nestle/Perrier%20Lime%20750ml.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/pUTjF.jpg

[behemoth old]

Was in the thrift store the other day and found an empty jug of beer. I wondered what the fuck it was b/c it was a hella big glass jug. To my surprise, I turned it around and saw the label. "Coronado Brewing Company". WTF? A 64oz glass jug of beer complete with carrying handle. That's ghetto Rummy. Super ghetto. Coronado ya'll, the black man's Beverly Hills.

[Bobby Wong]

thats called a growler dumbazz

[behemoth old]

thats called a growler dumbazz


I don't know what it's called, but it was .99 and it's in my sink awaiting sterilization. Probably gonna use to it make some 'cello variant. I'm thinking lemon/lime cello.

[Bobby Wong]

Seriously, I don't know what the fuck cello is but don't put anything in there that's still fermenting. I had a gallon-sized growler explode while I was out of town once in the 90s. There was glass all over my closet and oatmeal stout fucked up my neighbor's ceiling tiles in the apartment downstairs. When you think about it, the glass in one of those is proportionally thinner than even a regular beer bottle.

[rum dick]

I don't know what it's called, but it was .99 and it's in my sink awaiting sterilization. Probably gonna use to it make some 'cello variant. I'm thinking lemon/lime cello.

Small world. Which CBC recipe is it? Better yet post a pic.

[rum dick]

Their beer is alright. The golden is tasty if you're in a bind

[rum dick]

Do you regularly thrift for glassware?

[rum dick]

Do not order the chicken fried steak if you go to their bewery. They burn the breading every time

[gay sex]

jesus christ shit got ham in our first drink of the summer thread

[Behemoth]

jesus christ shit got ham in our first drink of the summer thread

Yeah and shit got ironic. Look at this post from page 1.


I can appreciate a man that only likes his own kind. This more your taste?

http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rosieperez.jpg

[Behemoth]

And Bobby Wong talking about blowing oatmeal all over the place. And btw, cello is just vodka with lemon/lime/orange zest and some simple syrup. But I let the vodka soak up a few whole cut pieces of fruit. Shit gets tart. Like a lemonhead. But then it feels warm in your tummy.

[gay sex]

were gonna need you to calm down right now bro

[Behemoth]

were gonna need you to calm down right now bro

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[gay sex]

seriously though get ahold of yourself

[Behemoth]

5 Coors lights down, 13 to go

[rum dick]

:buckleup

[rum dick]

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[Behemoth]

join me ruumy

[Behemoth]

also hellapounding some leftovers popeyes and cajun rice. now 6 beers down

[Behemoth]

just opened up #7. bottle of bourbon staring me in the face. it's looking directly at ME and at me alone. what should I do?

[Behemoth]

fighting it off. sticking with nectar of can GODS

[rum dick]

just opened up #7. bottle of bourbon staring me in the face. it's looking directly at ME and at me alone. what should I do?

Do a shot. One little shot won't hurt. Plus it's kinda disrespectful to the bourbon to drink coors light right in front of it without tossing it a mercy swig or three.

And i just cracked open coors light #1.

Got some catching up to do.

[Behemoth]

Cmon Rummy let's GET SOME!

[Behemoth]

BOOM! shot of Bulleit down. BTW, my glass is from the thrift store. Hella big glass, holds 3 cans of the nectar.

[Behemoth]

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[rum dick]

Pics or it didnt happen. Headed to the bar now for don julio shots and more beers. Poorly written babbling posts to follow. Keep the coors light count going b. I'll be checking on this thread via the boost mobile BlackBerry.

[Behemoth]

CRACKBERRY!!!

[VaughnP]

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Imagine if you could preface a night of drinking with the level of intensity in this scene - like you're just that in the zone, that determined to fuck it up well and proper with beer after beer, shot after shot. . . So determined that coyotes that seem to personify and simultaneously understand you, just pop out of nowhere on your way to the liquor store or a bar --- that's how I plan on drinking.

[rum dick]

Cheating on the rocky mountains with pacifico now. Count now stands at 1 coors light, 2 pacificos, 1 shot of don julio anejo

[Behemoth]

and the official spring/summer/winter/fall drink has and always will be cheap bourbon you fucking rubes