1-2 PLO trip report

[Suicide King]

my local cardroom spread it tonight. I fucking raped a bunch of hold em players and it was marvelous. Major hands included me repotting the turn into an obv set when I had nut heart draw and nut wraps, ship the 400 pot to my gook face. Had a pure arrogant dickhead at the table who talked as if he was an omaha player, and even made disparaging remarks in my direction. He tried to sound like a know it all by saying their is no such thing as a plo8 really, to which I told him he is full of shit. Final hand of the night, we are playing 4 handed, I get AJJ4 and flop a set on a J-5-6 rainbow, I check, dickhead pots it, call, turn 10, I check, he goes 30, call, river 6 and I instapot he snap calls and I turn over my boat. he devastatingly rolls over 55. He turns to the guy next to him and says "he's only calling there he is suppose to be on a draw". I have a hearty guffaw at the remark and what a disgusting faggot he is. end result is $700 profit to my gook face.

300th post party

[Steerpike]

you played that hand like a queer

[Steerpike]

<3

[rolled]

I went to the giants game last night. You win.

[Suicide King]

you played that hand like a queer

If you think i am just going to take insults from a arrogant limey suffering from gigantism that wears baggy clothes you are sadly mistaken you jerk ass. Learn to dress yourself and come correct Nigel.

[gay sex]

true story he knows 4 nigels in real life

[nextlevelshit]

last time i played 1/2 plo/nlh round and round i won 1600 and had close or more chips than the rest of the table. embarrassing i play 1/2, but not as bad as how you played top set/top boat.

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booom roasted ?

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cardroom is cool because of weed smoking room right down the hall for all stoners.

[dewal]

He tried to sound like a know it all by saying their is no such thing as a plo8 really, to which I told him he is full of shit.


wtf?

btw tese are the people u just let prattle on and on because they are morans who are bad at poker

[Suicide King]

Yeah I just let him talk because he was a faggot. Next I played it horribly, so horribly that he stacked off to me. god I suck.

[Suicide King]

Gare, I used to live in the Excelsior district in SF.

[gay sex]

rofl incredible

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

i also had a fine evening.

started off at http://www.yelp.com/biz/han-bat-restaurant-chicago. wasn't feeling too adventurous, so i just got the brisket oxtail soup. soup was ridiculously simple. served as only broth, brisket and noodles, then you put in some green onions, salt, pepper and chilisauce. kimchi, both cabbage and turnips, and tea were complimentary. everything was very simple, authentic (i can only assume) and awesome.

after leaving the korean place, which didnt serve booze, we went to http://www.chicagobrauhaus.com/. possibly the most surreal bar ive been in. a single, large room, jam-packed with tables. obviously austro-german styled, with a bar on the side and a small stage in one corner. a german beer hall, essentially. the place was jampacked, brimming with every white demographic imaginable, from 17 year old hipster kids to 80 year old german people two steps from wearing lederhosen and yodeling gear.

there was a bizarre band on the stage, fronted by a ~65 yo german dude with a mullet (though he was pretty much bald on top) wearing stereotypical german attire. he played an acoustic guitar and did vocals. two old german men, rotund, stolid-faced and white haired, one on drums and one playing an electric accordian/keyboard, were at his sides. they would come out for 3-4 song sets. they would vary the sets, with one set being traditional german polkastyle stuff, the next set being hip hop, the next set being classic rock, the next set going back to the polka, the next set being shit like britney spears.

people were dancing in a small area in front of the stage (i obv abstained), and the beers were ordered in either half liters or full liters. i was taking long, hearty draughts from my liters of wheat beer.

after the brauhaus i dropped off first the jewish poet, then the russojewuruguayanbrokenfootedcoffeemarketer, and my buddy mike and i went to the local 4 am bar and closed it down. i vaguely remember driving him out to the airport, then i came home and passed out.

i woke up today cursing the controversial exit strategy adopted by the kimchi and wheat beer.

[Suicide King]

upstage me in my own thread will you

[Suicide King]

rofl incredible

also I always figured excelsior to be somebodies name. I had to go to the dictionary to see the meaning. it is actually an amazing word

[gay sex]

its the gayest word ever and you staring down the white people but saying excelsior after would be hilarious, theyd be hecka confused as you twirled ur mini tire iron card protector menacingly

[Suicide King]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W9WE2V8Lgno/SpzcrFTkioI/AAAAAAAAADM/O9C0kmaSdAU/s400/Excelsior+District.JPG
http://images.bookbyte.com/isbn.aspx?isbn=9780738528892

[gay sex]

middle aged white guy going home to his wife, honey there was some gang member at the table but he kept saying excelsior, is that some new crime thing? Ohhhh DEAR i told you not to goto those cardrooms full of all sorts of dangerous people, i get so nervous when you tell me stories like this

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

did you let out a primal GLORYPOT scream at any point?

[gay sex]

look at robert garriguses putter over here trying to take the nerd level up a notch

[Suicide King]

no glorypot yelling. I will at some point post a picture of the sweater I was wearing. very gangsta indeed.

[Suicide King]

also not middle aged honky, he was probably late twenties

[Hillbilly Jim]

no glorypot yelling. I will at some point post a picture of the sweater I was wearing. very gangsta indeed.

how long are you going to make us wait for that picture?

[bukowski72]

how long are you going to make us wait for that picture?

http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/k629/nytom56/poker%2013/poksuicidemidgetlonghair_zps2a2cf88b.jpg (http://s1119.photobucket.com/user/nytom56/media/poker%2013/poksuicidemidgetlonghair_zps2a2cf88b.jpg.html)

[Hillbilly Jim]

:ohwow

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i1119.photobucket.com/albums/k629/nytom56/poker%2013/poksuicidemidgetlonghair_zps2a2cf88b.jpg (http://s1119.photobucket.com/user/nytom56/media/poker%2013/poksuicidemidgetlonghair_zps2a2cf88b.jpg.html)

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=29&pictureid=179

[Hillbilly Jim]

dang we are still waiting on that sweater pic

[Behemoth]

rename this thread "a walk among the tombstones"

[Behemoth]

this thread was PRE-HEMO