I just ate a pound of bacon y'all

[Bobby Wong]

cooked it in the oven because im too lazy to flip that shit.

:realtalk

[gay sex]

oven bacon is honestly the only way to go and bascially the reason they invented aluminum foil

[rum dick]

Thought they invented aluminum foil so jewdy could smoke dirt weed

[rum dick]

How was the bacon?

[Bobby Wong]

it was bacon what do you think dumbazz?

[gay sex]

hes hecka slow bro dont mind him

[rum dick]

Tough but fair

[rum dick]

What sides did you have with this pound of bacon?

[Bobby Wong]

room temperature water dumbazz

what do you think i had with it a half pound of fried aids

[rum dick]

Thinking dinner rolls and a simple lettuce and tomato salad woulda been a solid call

[Bobby Wong]

im thinking another pound of bacon woulda been solider

[gay sex]

SWAG ON HIGH

[Hillbilly Jim]

when i saw gay socks name next to this thread i thought he started it and i was going to say, "so its just a typical tuesday!
boom roasted"

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

the savage on today's chopped rerun coulda used some of that bacon in his casino, amirite gaylosh?

[gay sex]

#swagon14

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQz-0QVmQ0

[Bobby Wong]

half pound of fried aids sounds hecka good right now, not gonna lie

[gay sex]

this is a true story i was gonna tell tapper but hes not answering msn, so i get to the store and the chick is like yup no were closed on video blackjack im like wtf let me get one hand, denies me, i buy things and i get the owner of the store to flip me heads or tails for a dollar (he wouldnt do a 20 dollar flip) i win the first hand he pays me with like a dollar coin im like again, hes like no no laughing im like 5 to 1 flip i obv win again kid picked hecka heads while i was dropping tail like knowledge on him

#thisjusthappened

[Steerpike]

looks like tapper dodged another bullet, kid is such an absent parent

[gay sex]

ur on the dole bro

[gay sex]

btw long john i ordered a cheesey bites, i have to say noooot bad not bad at all

[Steerpike]

#sincitylivngthedream

[MistaCobalina]

MORE LIKE CHIN CITY! #chincityriots

[Hillbilly Jim]

ur on the dole bro

:enough

[Bobby Wong]

just got inspired and stuck 12 oz of bacon in the oven. who do those fuckers think they're fooling by getting rid of 1 pound packages. if i wasn't addicted i would boycott that shit.

[Hillbilly Jim]

buy 4 and have a 3 lb bacon party

[VaughnP]

just got inspired and stuck 12 oz of bacon in the oven. who do those fuckers think they're fooling by getting rid of 1 pound packages. if i wasn't addicted i would boycott that shit.

Real talk, one day last week I bought a couple of store brand packages of bacon and they were 1lb, usually the way I go, but they had a major sale on John Morrell bacon the next day and I quickly learned that these swindlers have converted to the 12oz fraud alert too. I still bought 5 of them though.

On the bright side, bacon is usually .34 an oz or so here, but these packages were only 2 dollars. I think I am going to have a 3lb bacon party.

I am on a weight cut again. I literally eat shit like bacon, mayonnaise, infinite fried eggs, cottage cheese, etc. all day to go along with my standard chicken breast, occasional rib eyes, whey, and what not, and I easily lose fat. KETO DIET SWAG, SON.

[gay sex]

vaughn stop being the worst ever this isnt druffs site

[Hillbilly Jim]

#3lbbaconparty now trending worldwide

[VaughnP]

vaughn stop being the worst ever this isnt druffs site

Clearly envious of my bacon chugging weight loss.

[Bobby Wong]

lol at all yall fatties, i'm rocking my 6'1" 140 lbs of concentration camp swag

[Suicide King]

holy shit you have aids

[Bobby Wong]

not just regular aids either bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

yo vaugh p

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3231/3292023680_7fc8ddec6c_z.jpg

[VaughnP]

yo vaugh p

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3231/3292023680_7fc8ddec6c_z.jpg

The keto diet definitely works, I have used it before. The only reason I cut and bulk is because strength and combat training is pretty dull otherwise. I'm actually going to buy more bacon later tonight. Get serious.

[Bobby Wong]

get real bro the only thing your combatting is heterosexuality

[gay sex]

got him

[SkyNigger]

right in his french gook face

[VaughnP]

get real bro the only thing your combatting is heterosexuality

Although I respect the power of that one liner, get serious, braj. The only thing I am combating at the moment is the urge to have a one man, 3lb bacon party.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/VaughnP/3lbbaconpartylol.jpg

[DankBlaniels]

thats lots of bacon now we need a pic of it cooked to show your not frontin

[behemoth old]

Ya'll have some funny words on that packaging. Makes me wonder what kind of tomfoolery is going on with that bacon mixture.

[Bobby Wong]

cooking 12 oz of bacon right now, just letting you know

[behemoth old]

add some chicken, baby spinach, provolone cheese, mayo or avocado on toast and you've got something Wong. Don't forget the candied bacon recipe for dessert.