Official George Jones Thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

Onfce-UNmmE

[Harley]

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[Harley]

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[Harley]

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up until 2001 we were nextdoor neighbors with George Jones at his house in Woodville/Colmesneil , Tx

He had quicksand on the east side of his property bordering ours. Real quicksand.

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this is a lakehouse before you get too excited

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ians so pissed you dropped that plat

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backstory this family had rented out the small house off to the side of the lakehouse for 20 years. 20 years they had paid $400 a month rent and took care of the property for us. In a fit of insane benevolence my dad gave the fucking lakehouse to these hicks. Clear title. Land too.

Fucking insane. I hadn't been there in years but i was pissed.

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Whats worse is that the reason I hadnt been to the cabin is because there were literally hundreds of tousands of daddy long leg spiders everywhere there. I didnt want to admit I was fucking terrified of them.

I showed no interest in the house or keeping it up so my dad gave it away.

All because of my secret fear of daddy long legs.


Taught me a fucking lesson

[VaughnP]

Tags: "more like dandy long legs"

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is now : silvio

[SkyNigger]

Isn't quicksand illegal?

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NOT IF IT OBEYS THE SPEED LIMIT





HEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOO

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rofl i apologize

[VaughnP]

You really dropped the ball with that apology.

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

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QUICKSAND JOKES AHEAD OF THEIR TIME

[Hillbilly Jim]

rip

the_ironsheik God bless the George Jones he die. He not like that fucking douchebag Billy Ray Cyrus who fuck dog shit #teamsheikie

maybe this will prompt a gamble bot appearance