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SkyNigger
03-06-2011, 08:49 AM
you must first buy the Body Rocker.

I would not lie to you morans. This thing is amazing. I have done 8 x sets of 12 to 16 in a fortnight. We're not exactly talking over-exertion here.

My arms, my arms are already almost as big as my wang. It's outrageous.

you may thank me in advance.

http://i.imgur.com/qJYZm.jpg
Hillbilly Jim
03-06-2011, 08:57 AM
i dont get it
how does it make your arms longer?
Steerpike
03-06-2011, 09:46 AM
tight flip-flops
Steerpike
04-23-2012, 07:15 AM
you still body-rocking bro?
Statutory Ape
04-23-2012, 07:24 AM
Braj the body rocker is coo but what about the lower body?

Scuter your life is not complete without one of these bad boys.

THE HAWAII CHAIR

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97041_g021_10-hawaii-chair.jpg

THIS IS AMERICANS FOR YOU, CUZ WE'RE SO ADVANCED AND SOPHISTICATED

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Statutory Ape
04-23-2012, 07:28 AM
THIS BAD BOY WILL FUCKING MELT FAT AND LAUNCH YOU INTO ORBIT SIMULTANEOUSLY

SEE THIS/BUY THIS IT'S MAGIC

http://www.inewidea.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/20101213201.jpg
anatine
04-23-2012, 07:43 AM
I should totes buy a Hawaiian Chair, Im convinced Mike.
Bobby Wong
04-23-2012, 08:00 AM
there was a killer episode of ellen with the hawaii chair
behemoth old
04-24-2012, 11:04 PM
Scooter, you should contact Olivia Munn and combine your machines. Once at your place, you could unsheath your wang and say "wouldn't you rather ride this baby?"
behemoth old
04-24-2012, 11:05 PM
And lose the flip flops. No self respecting girl would ever fuck a guy that owned flip flops. Look at Drk.
GAMBLE-BOT
04-25-2012, 03:11 PM
Not to be vain but i wear nothing but flipflops in this temperature. I fuck all sorts of girls. Not sure if any of them are self-respecting though. But I'm pretty sure I have never met one.
SkyNigger
04-28-2012, 02:29 PM
Not to be vain but i wear nothing but flipflops in this temperature. I fuck all sorts of girls. Not sure if any of them are self-respecting though. But I'm pretty sure I have never met one.

I'm pretty vain but then I'm sfhot so it's kind of my fucking responsibility yafeelsme?

I'm not a fucking surfer Behemoth. I wear thongs when it would be stupid to wear shoes; and, but only very occasionally, when no one could ever imagine thongs could be cool.

Tip for yall at school: That's what makes them cool.

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