hashtag fuck you blake

[gay sex]

well the lakers are fucked i hope ur enjoying this blake cuz fuck you

also ive had some spec of dust in my eye for the last 30 minutes ive used hot water went in the pool and its still there just irritating the fuck out of me fuck you blake for this also

[gay sex]

couple two points imagine having your team go game 7 against the raptors but you lose an d then they waltz into a title against a team so injured they wouldn't make the west playoffs with that lineup


AND THEN THE LAKERS GET AD WITH ANOTHER MAX SPOT LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PHILAdWOATPHIA AND DELAWARE ADJACENT

[gay sex]

ur literally never winning a title

[gay sex]

ive literally come so full circle on this ad trade im all in

[gay sex]

also i got the spec of dust out of my hilariously amazing green eyes but it was honestly dire straits for like 18 minutes

[blake]

i just hope the lakers don't get jimmy butler

[blake]

it was a good move for them though, assuming they can get a 3rd star and maybe even if they can't. the league is wide open now that the warriors will be in the lottery next year.

[gay sex]

Hey chang just lock it up

[Behemoth]

Lakers just signed Karl Malone, Gary Payton, and Dennis Rodman. Oh boy, look out Western Conference!!!

[gay sex]

Also shout out to lavar ball getting into some creole nonsense next year

[Behemoth]

Ray Allen's on board and so is D Wade. WHOOAAAA SHIITTT SON

#SoopaTeam

[Behemoth]

Also shout out to lavar ball getting into some creole nonsense next year


Nah son, the Kardashians are Armenian. You know he'll be fucking one of them before it's all over with.

[gay sex]

Can somebody ban behemoth from this thread cuz its going 46 pages of all next season shit talking and if the Lakers somehow dont title 11 more pages of me asking when Blake's daughter turns 18

[Behemoth]

Raptors are the team to beat Gare. They'll have Kawhi and some guys who came out of the 2012 draft.
#Dynasty
#WeTheNorth

[Behemoth]

I heard they signed Jordan to a 1 year deal

[Behemoth]

Not Michael Jordan, baby Jordan. Harold Miner

[Behemoth]

OH SHIT SON WE'RE GOING INTO DEEP WATERS COCKSUCKA

[gay sex]

Honestly if pfa let's u post go there now

[Behemoth]

that hurts Gary Trent Jr. I've never, nor will I ever, have an account over there.

[gay sex]

Seriously though get lost

[Behemoth]

Helluva thing to say to a man like me, Gare. Helluva thing

[Behemoth]

I bet you wouldnt talk to Stacey Augmon like that

[gay sex]

Dont steal iconic tombstone lines you trash piece

[Behemoth]

I'm sorry that the Lakers will be eliminated in the 2nd round of the playoffs next year Gare. Just know that going into the season and you won't be delusional like Blake and his 69'ers. They're not going anywhere either, now that Toronto is a confirmed dynasty.

[gay sex]

Just stop

[Behemoth]

You've slipped so far down into the terrible zone that you don't recognize greatness anymore. I'm worried about you Gare. I'm worried, dawg.

[gay sex]

greatness huh, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiikes

[VaughnP]

Really can't be emphasized enough that there's at least a chance of a Lavar resurgence.

[VaughnP]

I'm not sure Davis and Lebron can win even with a third star, unless it would have been Durant or Klay ironically. Just not enough shooting, and Lebron is on a real decline obviously. That being said, the league has several really good teams, but the Warriors were the only elite. We're looking at probably the easiest run at a title opportunity in this century for whoever does win.

[VaughnP]

When is the last time there wasn't a Spurs, Lakers, Heat, Warriors, etc. team to get by?

[Behemoth]

When is the last time there wasn't a Spurs, Lakers, Heat, Warriors, etc. team to get by?


This year, SIR. The Heat weren't very good, they finished 39-43.

[gay sex]

Shuuuut the fuck up you trashbag mavs fan in 11 and then spurs when it was more convenient

[Behemoth]

greatness huh, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiikes


Blake isn't going to post in this thread because he's still uber embarrassed about his Pzone addiction so someone has to step in here and keep it going. Bout page 7 or 8 he'll come back in here. After Nita's done watching the new Flavor of Love and one of her kids leaves their iPhone out.

[Behemoth]

Noticed I said one of HER kids. It's alright Blake, Kwame sends money every month.

[VaughnP]

Shuuuut the fuck up you trashbag mavs fan in 11 and then spurs when it was more convenient

Texas made, son.

[VaughnP]

This year, SIR. The Heat weren't very good, they finished 39-43.

Huh? I meant going all the way back to Jordan Bulls run, there has always been at least one elite playoff team. The only teams to win a championship besides those four I named since the Jordan Bulls are Mavs, Cavs, Pistons, and Celtics - and the Celtics were on the elite level for a couple years.

Obviously we're not counting the Raptors. That will simply stand as a vacant slot in the record books, because it will be impossible to mention it for any sensible person without bringing up the injuries. They're honestly the weakest team to win the championship by a full deviation over the next closest in my lifetime.

[Behemoth]

Huh? I meant going all the way back to Jordan Bulls run, there has always been at least one elite playoff team. The only teams to win a championship besides those four I named since the Jordan Bulls are Mavs, Cavs, Pistons, and Celtics - and the Celtics were on the elite level for a couple years.

Obviously we're not counting the Raptors. That will simply stand as a vacant slot in the record books, because it will be impossible to mention it for any sensible person without bringing up the injuries. They're honestly the weakest team to win the championship by a full deviation over the next closest in my lifetime.


LOL, I know what you meant Vaughn. Sheesh, loosen up a little. Ya'll are slipping around here. Not like Gare, but you're just a few bad life choices away.

[Behemoth]

Blake is basically MIA, and Les's terribleness is negatively affecting Gare to the point that he's just underneath OneStepAhead. That kid was AWFUL.

[VaughnP]

Gare has had like a two finger grip on the final ledge for 3 years now. Despite ingesting copious amounts of alcohol, half Diet Coke mixes, and infinite unhealthy snacks/lbs of cheesecake, coupled with general poor life choices contributing to his overall health and mental health deterioration, somehow the ole boy is hanging on.

[VaughnP]

Blake is basically MIA, and Les's terribleness is negatively affecting Gare to the point that he's just underneath OneStepAhead. That kid was AWFUL.

Outside of paunchy upper class and upper middle class, middle aged people, gays, and actual Asians, I'm betting Blake was one of the few that watched Crazy Rich Asians.

That movie is still being so forced that ads for it are popping up on the home screen of my Amazon Fire TV. Outside of Amazon original content, I've never seen that happen before. When I saw this ad last, I thought "Are there actually people who have sat down and thought to themselves 'I want to watch Crazy Rich Asians"? - Then instantly memories of Blake's fantasy football championships and the time he posted that YouTube of Rent on Broadway popped into my mind.

How did that movie do 175 million at the domestic box office?

[blake]

i really did see crazy rich asians

[gay sex]

I might have paid 9.99 to watch crazy rich asians in vudu cuz my life is that bad

[VaughnP]

Jesus. It had to have done huge ticket sales at extremely overpriced theatres. 175 mill domestic, mind blowing. I know plenty of people who fit the target demos, and never heard anyone mention it.

[Behemoth]

How did that movie do 175 million at the domestic box office?

They screened it in China $1 a show.

[Behemoth]

Gare has had like a two finger grip on the final ledge for 3 years now. Despite ingesting copious amounts of alcohol, half Diet Coke mixes, and infinite unhealthy snacks/lbs of cheesecake, coupled with general poor life choices contributing to his overall health and mental health deterioration, somehow the ole boy is hanging on.


Ole boy's legs are turning that weird reddish purple color. I think they might be giving up.

[Behemoth]

Don't do it Gare's legs. Don't give up.

[Behemoth]

Guys we need to join hands and say a lil prayer for Gare's grotesquely swollen ankles.

[Behemoth]

Cmon ankles. STAY WITH ME GODDAMMIT!!!

[Behemoth]

THEY'RE CODING!!! CODE BLUE!! CODE BLUE!!!

[Behemoth]

Oh my GAWD they're full of code red mountain dew

[Behemoth]

I've never seen anything like this

[Behemoth]

GOD ALMIGHTY