official what did jim die of thread

[Militant Quacks]

im going with

corona 50%

tractor accident 40%

face eaten 10%

[Behemoth]

more than likely a lady of the night saw his collection of magic the gathering cards, told her pimp, and that's how Jam jam met his fate. He tried to play a black orchid card, but that shit doesn't work in real life.

[Behemoth]

BLACK ORCHIDS MATTER

[gay sex]

sweethearts he was beaten to death at the public library by a husky 13 year old

[Militant Quacks]

husky 13 year old cant be ruled out

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure it was a good old fashioned wig splitting

[Bobby Wong]

terre haute csi is trying to determine whether his cheeks were busted pre- or post-mortem

[Behemoth]

always love a Terre Haute reference, but the fact is, Jim found a rich sugar momma, and spends winters in St Barts. He's doing just fine.