Search for the most elite sweatpants

[VaughnP]

As aging, the impact of the coronavirus, and services like Doordash push myself and I imagine most of the fellow skatzians closer to requiring the use of a mobility scooter, this issue has never been more pertinent.

Prior to Champion brand clothing somehow rising from a dollar store level in the 90s and 2010s of branding to the "it" thing among millennials and gen Zers, Target used to sell the most elite, fleece type sweatpants under this brand. Now they no longer exist.

I'm about order a few different kinds through Amazon, wish me luck.

The Nike KO pants, now sold as "Dri Fit" were acceptable, but for some reason the newer versions are all slim "athletic" fitting and terrible. Fat guys and dudes that actually do deadlifts and squats can't wear this garbage.

[gay sex]

honestly for sweats i just buy the softest at old navy and they are tight like a tik toker would respect and pretty soft

[gay sex]

i literally had no trick or treaters cuz lol gavin newsome but i thought i would i just went and bought more alcohol from my gas station guy and gave him mini airheads and reeses cups cuz honestly yes mobility scooter life would be forthcoming ZERO KIDS IS ridiculous

[gay sex]

dude was very appreciative because obviously people probably treat gas station guy like shit but not me when i go back out after checking where dui checkpoints are i fill the hoodie with chocolate and the best candy on earth watermelon airheads with the blue rass being a close second

LET IT BE KNOWN INTERNET SKATZ DOES NOT FUCK WITH THE CHERRY OR THAT FAKE ASS WHITE MYSTERY FLAVOR

[VaughnP]

Had zero trick or treaters at my place in Missouri, which isn't the norm pre-covid. Decided not to go to the bars etc., which here are open, either. Worst Halloween ever. About to start drinking.

[VaughnP]

https://i.ibb.co/dBYjL52/057-A0472-008-A-4-A14-AEF3-B7061917-D961.jpg

My dog Tuck's jack-o-lantern.

[gay sex]

my girls in phx and they are trick or treating up a storm out there apparently

[gay sex]

honestly a good carved pumpkin is one of my favorite things on earth

[gay sex]

can you get that guy to do my diabetic cat and me injecting him at 7 am and 8 pm

[VaughnP]

I did that one, my dog is a GSP. Pumpkin carving is surprisingly easy. That was a simple one compared to most I've done.

[gay sex]

dont be that guy what do you have good handwriting as well

[gay sex]

ur treading a thin line walter

[VaughnP]

I have terrible hand writing. I write at like 90 wpm and don't care as long as it's legible to myself.

[gay sex]

yet ur out here with a pumpkin game insta would be proud of ok buddy

[VaughnP]

that's a mediocre pumpkin bro.

[gay sex]

what are you fishing for praise that is absolutely not a mediocre pumpkin like i was lucky to get the fangs right or i would go with just the scream mask face if i had a long pumpkin as a kid

[VaughnP]

I was drawing realistic depictions of MJ, Cowboys players, video game characters, and comic book characters at like age 7. I never cared to carve pumpkins as a young kid. In Texas they're not nearly as much of a thing as other parts of the country because it's still 90 in October and they won't last beyond a couple days.

[Behemoth]

the best sweatpants of all were the old Zubaz and if you don't think so Gare you're wrong

[Behemoth]

yeah YOU WRONG

[Behemoth]

DA DA DA DA WRONG

[VaughnP]

Seriously. All sweatpants are made for men with low T. Shit is ridiculous.

[VaughnP]

I'm about to start lifting again and these hip hugging fag pants aren't going to cut it.

[Behemoth]

sweats are made for showing off the hog. Cutting the grass, jog, football with friends, or just crashing a soccer game that you don't know anyone at. It's all about the hog, Vaughn. I also quit lifting back in March and it'd probably take 3 shots to knock out Gare. Still just 1 for Blake though

[Behemoth]

Also low T isn't a laughing matter and you should have more sensitivity towards a loyal member, like Gare. Like me, this is the only site he ever goes too and I should think that alone would command a litte respect.