also can we talk about how doordash is just brutally abusing drunk people

[gay sex]

its essentially 20 dollars for me to order a quesadilla right now that is fucking insane but im gonna end up paying it in like 30 minutes

[Bobby Wong]

so i think we start a business called discount dilla delivery and promote it with a lot of charts about our superior dollar to dilla ratio to appeal to the stonk rubes, double dillas after dark to appeal to the fats, we got a couple undocumented brown people whomping them up at a central location, a bunch of "independent contractors" out there just pissing in cups and fucking up their own vehicles delivering them, and we make a killing.

then once that's established and the public is accustomed to an all-dilla delivery service, we start a competing business called god's dilla that caters to a higher end clientele, you know the type who wouldn't be caught dead ordering a discount dilla. and we charge them the same $20 a dilla that gare's paying now, only we don't have to give a cut to doordash because we already have our own fleet of drivers. and here's the kicker, it's the same dilla made by the same brown people at discount dilla. now we're making money coming and going.

[anatine]

whoa whoa whoa your dollar to dilla ratio is what exactly?

[Bobby Wong]

https://i.imgur.com/qjM7jud.png

[Bobby Wong]

and if you want to buy a case of dillas and make a half-hearted attempt to pretend it's for some kind of work meeting but you really can barely bring yourself to change out of your bathrobe to put up any kind of pretense anymore, we don't judge

[VaughnP]

Gare, what's your monthly DoorDash total averaging at this point? I think I broke 1500 in January, and that's with Midwest and Texas food costs.

[Bobby Wong]

gare investing in a hog-on-demand delivery service called boardash

[anatine]

im working on a smoredash joke thats going to be absolute fire.

[Bobby Wong]

i'm heavily invested in a landscape plant delivery service called shrubhub

[gay sex]

sorry for missing out on this shrubhub would be an absolute hitter joke for us in 10 years when were like 50 and sonatine is 73

[Bobby Wong]

gare's onlyfats account blowing up, y'all

[Bobby Wong]

but he got in a lot of trouble with his ladyfriend when she found out how many dudes he was following on onlyhams

[gay sex]

ive been adding trader joes bruschetta mix to 97 3 lean chicken and grilling some burgs its working yall

[gay sex]

i also bought all the ingredients to make chocolate lava cake but just ended up eating that daz strawberry instead ive been sleeping on strawberry ice cream its kinda working for me right now

[gay sex]

literally inspired by having an in n out strawberry shake last month and it being just flat out disgusting and going really is this what strawberry ice cream is like cuz you catch me in that daz aisle its 93 out of 100 chocolate peanut butter and 7 on pistachio

[gay sex]

also dabbled in some brand called helados la neta strawberrys and cream cuz i obv must taste test things side by side the daz wins

[Bobby Wong]

it's a flandemic over at gare's place y'all

[gay sex]

god dammit that was pretty strong like annoyingly so

[gay sex]

we also just ordered these but they wont be here till march 3rd https://www.finishline.com/store/browse/productDetail.jsp?productId=prod2820588&brand_name=NIKE&styleId=CT1684&colorId=100&gclid=Cj0KCQiAst2BBhDJARIsAGo2ldWHNUg1mzg2EYnAwfqs NdQypiUlEQPCHRiQHreYnJXFcp8ho7dNjx8aAlrZEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

[gay sex]

OUT HERE CARING ABOUT THE EARTH WITH MY RECYLCED ASS SHOES

[gay sex]

on feet these air maxes look insane they are way way stiffer than normal 90s im guessing cuz recylced ingredients and im saving the planet an all that

[gay sex]

literally saving the planet

[gay sex]

also im doing a thing tomorrow i literally bought 17 bunches of organic bananas at costco bro it might be bananas for real tomorrow

[gay sex]

like it weighed more than the 42 pound cat litter i buy from there

[Bobby Wong]

gare's onlyfats account blowing up, y'all

gare ahead of the game on this one, onlyfans is banning dongs

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