The Counselor
 

jesus fucking christ......

i tried twice unwatchable

maybe lasted 18 minutes the second time

i think around 20 minutes in i started to play Candy Crush and i only marginally regret stopping to pay attention and finish it off.

cameron diaz was totally out of her depths and i get the feeling they stripped about 40 minutes of totally stupifying character development out that was all totally and absolutely necessary to give the movie any sense of balance.

like point blank tho it was badly directed as well.

more like someone should have counseled them on how to make a better movie amirite

the entire film hung like a skin tag off a 4 minute speech from a cartel boss about grief that could have been lifted directly from any one of the Border trilogy books.

real talk ive started watching rake the us version cuz lol australia i give it a b to b +

I LIKE MY TV LAWYERS SMARMY AND KINNEAR IS HITTING ALL THE NOTES

not the fat depressing asian kind like blake

im watching peep show.


its got some monster lines in it. that works for me.