ive decided my new thing is calling cheeseburgers BEEZECHURGERS
 

i hope thats not to real for some of you, cuz its happening

Nindmumbing decision. Too real for me. I'm out

Peck peck. Jesus wtf is wrong with you. go post this shit on donkdown and you and micon can go around making up your own slang and being in general terrible at all corners.

rofl old ugly ass hoser at it again

Calling me ugly hurts. Merry Christmas you fing dbag.

im bringing this back people

also im wearing a light blueish suit and a light pink brooks brothers shirt on a plane right now and ive ordered 7 cocktails its that real

by 7 we mean 2 dos equis cans a sam adams and 3 jacks with diet coke OH WE DOIN IT yLL

garys cat is named Benedict Bumbercat

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You can check my $tats on Twitter and they have mini Titos vodka