what are the last 2 meals you cooked for yourself - SkatzPoker

Hillbilly Jim · 01-19-2010, 06:44 PM

huh?

VaughnP · 01-19-2010, 09:04 PM

I am pretty sure both involved a steak and a potato.

VaughnP · 01-19-2010, 09:04 PM

Something about this thread is very Jimmish.

mama luigi · 01-19-2010, 09:19 PM

apple

mama luigi · 01-19-2010, 09:19 PM

pork

VaughnP · 01-19-2010, 10:01 PM

I left a t-bone steak setting out overnight the day before last, and then I forgot about it again when leaving for work yesterday. I have never done anything like that before.

I got home around 3am, stoned of course, and I decided to thaw one out and hopefully cook it around 6.

In the mean time I played the video game crack that is Modern Warfare 2. That was a mistake.

I, for the most part, had given up on video games all together in 2009. The only exception would be when I am with friends playing Tiger Woods or Madden, but then I discovered this bullshit during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. Anyone that has played this game really high can sympathize with me. It turns me into an absolute fucking THC fueled, virtual killing zombie.

5 am rolled around, and I decided to smoke another joint. I made it about 1/3 of they way through it before realizing that I was near peak stoned. 5am turned into 6am, 6 into 9, and then finally I decided enough was enough after getting my account to level 64. Me into my bed was almost immediate. I was hungry the entire time but didn't feel like moving.

I'm not sure what the point of this post is, but I really wanted that t-bone steak.

Anyway hella bad meat beat, but the ole sheltie dog was a real winner.

MistaCobalina · 01-19-2010, 10:16 PM

eggplant parm

Hummus

Hillbilly Jim · 01-19-2010, 10:53 PM

i made hamsteak with a nice cajun spice rub, with baked beans and all rotten potatoes

the other was i was planning on making dinner for this chick i was sweet on so i asked her friend what her favorite dish is and she told me penne with vodka. so im like ok shit ill get a recipe and blow this bitches socks off then get my socks blown off with a blow job.

i make this bitch this fucking meal and then when she shows up and we are about to eat i unveil this dish like im some fucking bad ass magician and she tells me she cant eat it because she is allergic to pasta. i litterally wanted to rape her and her friend for a week straight! i fucking asked her friend why she told me that and she said she forgot she was alergic that fucking bitch

gay sex · 01-19-2010, 11:33 PM

swordfish like a week ago and i cant remember anything before that

blake · 01-19-2010, 11:44 PM

I literally cannot remember.

01-19-2010, 06:44 PM	#1
Hillbilly Jim Skates Join Date: Dec 2009	what are the last 2 meals you cooked for yourself huh? __________________

01-19-2010, 09:04 PM	#2
VaughnP Walt Jr. Join Date: Dec 2009	I am pretty sure both involved a steak and a potato. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by gay sex LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS Quote: Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM . . . But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??

01-19-2010, 09:04 PM	#3
VaughnP Walt Jr. Join Date: Dec 2009	Something about this thread is very Jimmish. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by gay sex LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS Quote: Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM . . . But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??

01-19-2010, 09:19 PM	#4
mama luigi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009	apple __________________ There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

01-19-2010, 09:19 PM	#5
mama luigi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009	pork __________________ There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

01-19-2010, 10:01 PM	#6
VaughnP Walt Jr. Join Date: Dec 2009	I left a t-bone steak setting out overnight the day before last, and then I forgot about it again when leaving for work yesterday. I have never done anything like that before. I got home around 3am, stoned of course, and I decided to thaw one out and hopefully cook it around 6. In the mean time I played the video game crack that is Modern Warfare 2. That was a mistake. I, for the most part, had given up on video games all together in 2009. The only exception would be when I am with friends playing Tiger Woods or Madden, but then I discovered this bullshit during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend. Anyone that has played this game really high can sympathize with me. It turns me into an absolute fucking THC fueled, virtual killing zombie. 5 am rolled around, and I decided to smoke another joint. I made it about 1/3 of they way through it before realizing that I was near peak stoned. 5am turned into 6am, 6 into 9, and then finally I decided enough was enough after getting my account to level 64. Me into my bed was almost immediate. I was hungry the entire time but didn't feel like moving. I'm not sure what the point of this post is, but I really wanted that t-bone steak. Anyway hella bad meat beat, but the ole sheltie dog was a real winner. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by gay sex LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS Quote: Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM . . . But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me?? Last edited by VaughnP; 01-19-2010 at 10:06 PM.

01-19-2010, 10:16 PM	#7
MistaCobalina Officer Lumpkin Join Date: Nov 2009	eggplant parm Hummus

01-19-2010, 10:53 PM	#8
Hillbilly Jim Skates Join Date: Dec 2009	i made hamsteak with a nice cajun spice rub, with baked beans and all rotten potatoes the other was i was planning on making dinner for this chick i was sweet on so i asked her friend what her favorite dish is and she told me penne with vodka. so im like ok shit ill get a recipe and blow this bitches socks off then get my socks blown off with a blow job. i make this bitch this fucking meal and then when she shows up and we are about to eat i unveil this dish like im some fucking bad ass magician and she tells me she cant eat it because she is allergic to pasta. i litterally wanted to rape her and her friend for a week straight! i fucking asked her friend why she told me that and she said she forgot she was alergic that fucking bitch __________________

01-19-2010, 11:33 PM	#9
gay sex Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3 Join Date: Nov 2009	swordfish like a week ago and i cant remember anything before that

01-19-2010, 11:44 PM	#10
blake 2013-2015, 2018 SKATZ FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION Join Date: Dec 2009	I literally cannot remember.