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Suicide King · 10-21-2013, 05:59 PM

Im currently on a weight loss bet. I was at a rotund 230lbs and bet my friend I could get down to 200lbs by Jan 20th (4 months from bet). If I make weight he gives me $5 if I dont I give him $500. My other buddy who's an amateur nutritionist has set me up on a full diet of basically chicken breast, tilapia, lean ground turkey, spinach, asparagus, brown rice, yams. Ive been following it diligently and running 4-6 miles 3-4 times a week. Im down to a stunning 210 in just a month.

Ive had insanely bad luck in relationships with girls, but fantastic luck in meeting girls and banging. Also had my first 3some last month. It was amazing.

Sweet baby P or what ever nickname Tapper came up for him wants to retire from boxing. I obv want him to box but if his heart isnt in it I can make him continue going 5 days a week for 2.5 hours a night. Im gonna try and talk him into competing in silver gloves next month and then hang up the gloves. He still continues with having straight A's and they started a chess class which he dominates in because Im white and taught him chess early. Also the class needed clocks so they can hold tournies and since Im a good dad I bought 10 chess clocks and donated it to the class. The teacher was so overwhelmed by my whiteness he offered to make the first tournie in my name.

I just settled in my workers comp case from my shoulder surgery and got way less then expected. I wanted to by a Rolex but don't want to drop the bulk of my cash on a watch. I still might tho. I'm kind of really upset I didn't sue that ski resort when I broke my ribs tubing. That would of been big time Rolex money

Also I'm going up to Tahoe this weekend for a wsop circuit event. Im not sure why because I barely play poker and it's extremely faggot, but I hate money and think it's a wise choice.
I think that's about it.

VaughnP · 10-21-2013, 06:19 PM

You just made everyone jealous with the chess tournament in your name thing. I would push for having them call it something over the top like "The Portobello Chess Spectacular". This is a rare oppurtunity to have your name associated with the word "spectacular" in noun form. You can't let that one pass you by.

Anyhow, in case you didn't notice. Jim is literally dead. I think he may have had more to do with the whole Silk Road thing than anyone realized.

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blake · 10-22-2013, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by blake

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Suicide King · 10-22-2013, 03:29 AM

I did sign a waiver Rummy but isnt me flying over the top of the berm them being negligent and not making it big enough for fast moving fat people? Are we too late to sue?

rum dick · 10-22-2013, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide King

I did sign a waiver Rummy but isnt me flying over the top of the berm them being negligent and not making it big enough for fast moving fat people? Are we too late to sue?

When did this grossly negligent, nay I say, intentional, wilful, wanton, and malicious tragedy occur? Did your family witness it? Were their bowel movements affected as result? Anxiety? Loss of consortium? Does your child now fear snow so much so that Christmas is his least favorite time of the year?

10-21-2013, 05:59 PM	#1
Suicide King i'm scared Join Date: Dec 2009	All things me Im currently on a weight loss bet. I was at a rotund 230lbs and bet my friend I could get down to 200lbs by Jan 20th (4 months from bet). If I make weight he gives me $5 if I dont I give him $500. My other buddy who's an amateur nutritionist has set me up on a full diet of basically chicken breast, tilapia, lean ground turkey, spinach, asparagus, brown rice, yams. Ive been following it diligently and running 4-6 miles 3-4 times a week. Im down to a stunning 210 in just a month. Ive had insanely bad luck in relationships with girls, but fantastic luck in meeting girls and banging. Also had my first 3some last month. It was amazing. Sweet baby P or what ever nickname Tapper came up for him wants to retire from boxing. I obv want him to box but if his heart isnt in it I can make him continue going 5 days a week for 2.5 hours a night. Im gonna try and talk him into competing in silver gloves next month and then hang up the gloves. He still continues with having straight A's and they started a chess class which he dominates in because Im white and taught him chess early. Also the class needed clocks so they can hold tournies and since Im a good dad I bought 10 chess clocks and donated it to the class. The teacher was so overwhelmed by my whiteness he offered to make the first tournie in my name. I just settled in my workers comp case from my shoulder surgery and got way less then expected. I wanted to by a Rolex but don't want to drop the bulk of my cash on a watch. I still might tho. I'm kind of really upset I didn't sue that ski resort when I broke my ribs tubing. That would of been big time Rolex money Also I'm going up to Tahoe this weekend for a wsop circuit event. Im not sure why because I barely play poker and it's extremely faggot, but I hate money and think it's a wise choice. I think that's about it.

10-21-2013, 06:19 PM	#2
VaughnP Walt Jr. Join Date: Dec 2009	You just made everyone jealous with the chess tournament in your name thing. I would push for having them call it something over the top like "The Portobello Chess Spectacular". This is a rare oppurtunity to have your name associated with the word "spectacular" in noun form. You can't let that one pass you by. Anyhow, in case you didn't notice. Jim is literally dead. I think he may have had more to do with the whole Silk Road thing than anyone realized. __________________ Quote: Originally Posted by gay sex LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS Quote: Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM . . . But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??

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10-22-2013, 03:29 AM	#9
Suicide King i'm scared Join Date: Dec 2009	I did sign a waiver Rummy but isnt me flying over the top of the berm them being negligent and not making it big enough for fast moving fat people? Are we too late to sue?

10-22-2013, 10:10 AM	#10
rum dick married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo Join Date: Dec 2009	Quote: Originally Posted by Suicide King I did sign a waiver Rummy but isnt me flying over the top of the berm them being negligent and not making it big enough for fast moving fat people? Are we too late to sue? When did this grossly negligent, nay I say, intentional, wilful, wanton, and malicious tragedy occur? Did your family witness it? Were their bowel movements affected as result? Anxiety? Loss of consortium? Does your child now fear snow so much so that Christmas is his least favorite time of the year?