Todd Wittless's girlfriend should take the kid and go

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First of all can you imagine the non stop blathering?
It's got to be hell on earth

Then there are Todd's horny days where he wipes the foam off his mouth and realizes he hasn't changed underwear in a week.

She's under contract so it must be done but missionary doesn't come close to describing it.
Necrophelia springs to mind