408's whore mother is our newest member

[blake]

entire thread is hilarious

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by 408Mike
My goal- take the magic between Scooter and myself and implement it so that it helps people,

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bump

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

you should probably post a face pic gare so we can help the police identify it from the others in his stomach.

winner

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Statutory Ape

I would steal food and sleep in bus stops before any foreskin passes my lips, but thank you for caring.

check, check, and check.

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure he meant four skins

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure mike just means hes racist against mexicans when hes out sucking dick for meth

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake

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bump

Ironically I have succeeded.

sonatine
Quote:
Originally Posted by Statutory Ape View Post
I would steal food and sleep in bus stops before any foreskin passes my lips, but thank you for caring.

My lips remain non-penetratory and I'll thank you from presuming anything ever for any reason ever again pertaining to my private life.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

pretty sure mike just means hes racist against mexicans when hes out sucking dick for meth

nice one

[gay sex]

sweet sassy molassey the prodigal son returns

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

It was so obvious, right in front of my face the whole time-Why wouldn't she adopt me a brother or sister? Why throw me out in the street on my 18th birthday? Some strange timing, what with the pro-rated child support check letting her know her blond blue eyed meal ticket had finally run out. She never cared enough to love me, and now I cannot love myself, so alone and without emotion of any kind we continue the March to Death and this life this world this race of unworthy people can kiss my ass. I deserved to be loved as a child, I was worthy of a fair chance

i was worthy

i was...

but he already had a son