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dont take any guff from old chickenhand willie nilly

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

3 days

I was staring into nothingness for like 4 seconds trying to let a fart rip (unsuccessfully) and in the moment of disappointment that ensued, I caught a glance at myself in the mirror. I'd just had the pleasure of receiving an email notifying me that I had been quoted on SkatzPoker forum.

I'm responding to that response now.

In the mirror, I saw something terrifying. Though I have no doubt you will feel differently, you will need to take my word for it and simply Trust that I have your best interests at heart (and I do). You must immediately proceed to a state of existence more in line with your Reality; i.e. less (officially) alive. It is fundamentally important that you do not tarry. Avoid all humans who stand between you and the grave; especially children. The future of the species may not depend on it, which is why we can't affort to risk it.

That's a good fellow. I understand now what you're going through. I have seen the Truth when I looked into my own eyes trying to work out why I looked inscrutably strange and not a little disconcerting as well, I'm afraid.

Now I'm afraid.

As my mind spluttered to make sense of who I was and where I was, what I was doing and why I looked like a man who had valiantly - if ultimately successfully - attempted to let a spectacular fart rip: I mean, this will sound stupid but for a millisecond I imagined I felt something like how you would feel all the time.

Needless to say, I now understand you on a more personal, horrifying level. This will have to be the last time we shall ever speak; because it is with aclarity that I realise every unnecessary second I take writing this urgent communique is yet one more unnecessary second you are forced to endure. Brother, you must forgive me; the last 6 min of your tortured existence are entirely my fault.

I stress once again that you mustn't doubt my wisdom in this instance.

I only hope it's not too late.

[boomroasted, bro]

SELL YOUR KEYBOARD

chaps i feel a new shoot video in the works and i think its going to be the best one yet

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyNigger

I was staring into nothingness for like 4 seconds trying to let a fart rip (unsuccessfully) and in the moment of disappointment that ensued, I caught a glance at myself in the mirror. I'd just had the pleasure of receiving an email notifying me that I had been quoted on SkatzPoker forum.

I'm responding to that response now.

In the mirror, I saw something terrifying. Though I have no doubt you will feel differently, you will need to take my word for it and simply Trust that I have your best interests at heart (and I do). You must immediately proceed to a state of existence more in line with your Reality; i.e. less (officially) alive. It is fundamentally important that you do not tarry. Avoid all humans who stand between you and the grave; especially children. The future of the species may not depend on it, which is why we can't affort to risk it.

That's a good fellow. I understand now what you're going through. I have seen the Truth when I looked into my own eyes trying to work out why I looked inscrutably strange and not a little disconcerting as well, I'm afraid.

Now I'm afraid.

As my mind spluttered to make sense of who I was and where I was, what I was doing and why I looked like a man who had valiantly - if ultimately successfully - attempted to let a spectacular fart rip: I mean, this will sound stupid but for a millisecond I imagined I felt something like how you would feel all the time.

Needless to say, I now understand you on a more personal, horrifying level. This will have to be the last time we shall ever speak; because it is with aclarity that I realise every unnecessary second I take writing this urgent communique is yet one more unnecessary second you are forced to endure. Brother, you must forgive me; the last 6 min of your tortured existence are entirely my fault.

I stress once again that you mustn't doubt my wisdom in this instance.

I only hope it's not too late.

6 days

[SkyNigger]

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyNigger

for making a post without using Self or coquettish I am giving you back 3 days for good behavior

see you friday

[SkyNigger]

Don't be afraid to post something of value. It's not against the rules; though one imagines it may as well be.

here is a tip willie nilly if you cant find anything of value just repost some old scooter posts

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DankBlaniels

here is a tip willie nilly if you cant find anything of value just repost some old scooter posts

You're old.

sfo.



I posted this pic on Google+ and someone reported it for being degrading to Asian women or some dumb shit. Cause obviously it's belittling them?

My wang is not motivated by such things. But who knows with yall gimps and what Self-defeating shit you're into.