Official if Jim wins the lottery thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

Current Estimated Jackpot
$216 Million
$132.8 Million Cash Value

if im the sole winner tonight i will spend the next month paying a different person each day to throw a pie in garys face

it will be a different pie everyday and there will also be people paid to walk by him holding pies just to make him paranoid

[gay sex]

also do something about lol wisconsins underrated record when they are terrible at basketball and football and unlv owns them in the tournament

[gay sex]

also does anyone here really buy that jim had an extra 2 dollars lying around for a lottery ticket, no ones buying that kid

[Hillbilly Jim]

just for that it is going to be freshly baked pot pies
and once you are in the hospital i will pay the doctors and nurses to throw pot pies in your face

[gay sex]

cmon u know i hate pot pies

[Hillbilly Jim]

you will hate them even more when they are being thrown in your face and scalding your eyes

there will be so many people walking around you with pot pies it will be like that scene from the thomas crown affair

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pot pies are literally my arch nemesis cuz my mom made me come in from playing once duing the summer when i was like 7 and the sun was still out and then she made me eat a pot pie and i literally gagged on how gross it was and ran upstairs

darkest moment of my childhood

[Hillbilly Jim]

and in your bed room was your uncle who was staying for the week and he made you gag on something else

[VaughnP]

We're now officially demaning that Jim changes his name to Hillbilly Jiminy Crickets.

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn yall i didnt win
but nobody else won so this wednesday i will have an update for this thread