honest question now

[Bobby Wong]

gare going ham as fuck in south carolina

http://counton2.com/2016/02/10/262-p...bq-restaurant/

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262 pounds of pork snatched from North Charleston BBQ restaurant
By News 2 Staff
Published: February 10, 2016, 3:07 pm



North Charleston police are looking for a real life ‘Hamburglar.’

The Barbeque Joint on East Montague Avenue claims 232 pounds of pork was stolen from behind the restaurant around 8:30 a.m. Tuesday morning. In addition to the pork butts stolen, 30 pounds of pork chops and two cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer were absconded with according to an official report.

The Park Circle eatery reported the total value of the meat and beverages stolen at $350.

Police say there is no surveillance video of the incident and do not have any suspect information at this time.

[Hillbilly Jim]

$350 for all that sounds like a good deal

[Bobby Wong]

meanwhile in tennessee $130 worth of trout is enough to make you pee your pants

http://fox17.com/news/local/man-urin...trout-in-pants

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Man Urinates in Wal-Mart While Attempting to Conceal Trout in Pants

BY MICHAEL TURNER FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12TH 2016


David Wylie (Source: Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office)

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. -- Police arrested a man after he urinated in Wal-Mart while attempting to conceal a package of Trout in his pants.

Police responded to a theft of property shoplifting call at the Wal-Mart located at 2315 Madison Street around 1:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Upon arrival, a Wal-mart worker told police, David Wylie, 56, was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol, while attempting to conceal a package of trout in his pants.

According to police, while in custody Wylie stated that he did urinate on the floor, but "was not concerned because it was a misdemeanor."

Police went on to say, that while speaking with Wylie they noticed an odor of alcohol. Wylie told police that he had been consuming alcohol.

The Wal-Mart worker told police Wylie selected and concealed merchandise totaling $130.00.

Wylie has been charged with shoplifting, vandalism, public indecency and intoxication.

Wylie transported the to the Montgomery County Jail. Bond was set at $2000.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

the fucking broiler bro thats what i did when i was 23 and thought thats how you cook steaks also im completely good with our fat elvis phase 2014 was amazing

As if you've ever used a fucking oven, get real with yourself breh. Broiler is the ONLY way to make a porterhouse and YES I said porterhouse fuck your bitch ribeyes and fuck your new york strips. Also 2014 was GOAT, 2016 starting off slow, but we'll pull out of it. Which is what Kwame should've done.

[gay sex]

Spoken like a true Rube who's never pulled of perfectly crusted pan sears with no grey band

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

Spoken like a true Rube who's never pulled of perfectly crusted pan sears with no grey band

keep sucking down those ribeyes Gare, we're all really impressed