one of my favorite stupid childhood memories is beaning cornette with half of a soft pretzel at a nwa/wcw show in tulsa. dude took the shot to the forehead like a champ and used it as an excuse to call all tulsans a bunch of redneck idiots (probably true). security guard came over and blamed the huge dude who was sitting a few seats over from me and my friend (which made no sense because i was still holding the other half of the pretzel and even if i hadn't been it was pretty obvious that the idiot kids were the ones throwing shit at cornette and the midnight express). the dude knew i had thrown it and thought it was funny so he didn't sell us out. he ended up almost beating the shit out of the security and the security guard ran off with his tail tucked between his legs.
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I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get fran dreschers asshole
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