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Hillbilly Jim · 05-28-2014, 03:25 AM

if youve never jerked off to denise austin you are either gay, old, or physically incapable of jerking off

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Bobby Wong · 05-28-2014, 03:43 AM

pretty sure the most jerked-to ladies of the early 90s were denise austin, madonna, whoever the chick in the chris isaak videos was, kathy ireland, and sharon stone

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Bobby Wong · 05-28-2014, 03:48 AM

it's a real sign of how far we've come in society, just 20 years ago i was jerking it to women who didn't even take their clothes off

Hillbilly Jim · 05-28-2014, 03:56 AM

also hecka beat it to kianas flex appeal

Bobby Wong · 05-28-2014, 04:00 AM

i got the cindy crawford calendar two years in a row bro

Bobby Wong · 05-28-2014, 04:05 AM

also

Hillbilly Jim · 05-28-2014, 04:10 AM

im interested in those quick-as-a-wink-drying swim trunks

rum dick · 05-28-2014, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

im interested in those quick-as-a-wink-drying swim trunks

Hillbilly Jim · 05-28-2014, 06:23 PM

denise and kiana could still get dong'd

Hillbilly Jim · 08-23-2015, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

denise and kiana could still get dong'd

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