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Old 01-24-2016, 11:44 PM   #11
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I'd probably just have to pray that I could end up being some gangs' fake prison lawyer instead of someone's bitch. Yah know...i'd write pointless appeals and motions in exchange for protection and smokes. Either way I'd definitely get a haircut before reporting to prison. I look waaaaaaaay to pretty right now with my flowing locks.
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Not gonna lie....it's kind of a relief to find out that I'm not behemoth's type.
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I'd probably just have to pray that I could end up being some gangs' fake prison lawyer instead of someone's bitch. Yah know...i'd write pointless appeals and motions in exchange for protection and smokes. Either way I'd definitely get a haircut before reporting to prison. I look waaaaaaaay to pretty right now with my flowing locks.


That'd be the way for you to go. Make the low level guys slide you a candy bar here and there on top of a fee, then slide the candy right back to the hardcore guys. Maybe toss them a burner phone here and there. I'd give you a blueprint. Also, if you're ever in prison in Northern Ohio, don't drop my name around the Heartless Felons. We've had some issues. Best to just be Rummy the lawyer and skate your way through. You only do 2 days, first and last.

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Old 01-25-2016, 12:12 AM   #14
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Well I haven't seen your asshole yet. It could be very Fran Drescher like. Don't worry, we'll figure it out.
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Old 02-03-2016, 09:36 PM   #15
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See it's shit like this that shows me skatz is slipping. There should be at least 5 green reps on this, a rock clapping, and drob bbc hof. This saddens me.
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ok, maybe not 5 green reps, I forgot we're down to a skeleton crew here. let's go with 2. Things like this make me wanna sign up for an account at the jew's and get banned. Don't make me do it.
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