"It's not like Gary hits me or anything. It's just that all he cares about anymore is fantasy baseball and going ham on some Canadian owlfucker guy on the internet."
"Going ham?"
"I don't even ask anymore when he gets like this. At least he's not still yelling about his imaginary Asian friend Blake."
"You poor thing."
"The worst part of it is that he hasn't touched me in months. He never was very active, because of his condition, but now it's to the point where our relationship is strictly, um..."
Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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well ive found my level in fantasy baseball and its the 25 dollar double up tournaments 3400 people entered im top 80 right now with a light 101 so im guaranteed to cash and these people are horrible the payoff cutout is 1500 and these rubes have like 50 points with 14 innings left