Drunk Chinese man falls into container full of raw sewage on shortcut home from bar
The man was ordered home from the bar by his angry wife and took the shortcut to save time and avoid her wrath.
BY LEE MORAN NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Friday, October 24, 2014, 9:54 AM
Disgraced Chi Fang, who spent the night curled up in their pet's dog house, said: "Even the dog didn't want to be near me and went inside. "I guess that's taught me a lesson."
A drunk Chinese man ordered home from a bar by his angry wife tried to take a shortcut to save time — but ended up falling into a raw sewage tank.
Chi Fang feared the wrath of his furious spouse so much that he decided to cross a usually unused bridge in a bid to shave vital minutes off his journey.
But, as he made his way over the narrow platform, the woozy 42-year-old — who'd been drinking with pals all day — had to stop and vomit. He then leaned too far over the railing and toppled head-first into a container packed full of human feces.
With his cell phone submerged in the excrement, he was forced to scream for help until passersby spotted him and called cops.
Fang was eventually hauled out to safety. He ran back to his Wuhu home, in the eastern Anhui District, dripping with excrement.
His livid wife Lei, 37, then ordered him to sleep outside in their pet dog's kennel.
Fang said he had learned a valuable lesson from the incident, adding: "The dog didn't even want to be near me and went inside."
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