gare, is this your fork?

[Bobby Wong]

i'm a little alarmed and unsettled by the turn this thread has taken

[Behemoth]

I've had a lot of soup dumplings in my day, Gare. Why you would use a fork, is beyond me. Unless you're standing over the pot, specifically just picking the dumplings out.

Also, I suspect Gare loves cocktail weenies wrapped in bacon that isn't crispy. He strikes me as a limp meat bacon guy, and that's........yeah...that's just wrong.

[Behemoth]

GARE LIKES CHEWY BACON YA'LL Probably with some terrible vinegar based bbq sauce slathered all over it

[Hillbilly Jim]

I don't eat dumplings because I am a God damned American!