Official Gare oversells a punch thread

[gay sex]

I'm literally embarrassed to be a part of a site that loves wrestling

[gay sex]

It's not even about liking wrestling it's like why do you faggots even know what it is or care about it

[Hillbilly Jim]

In September 1988, One Man Gang's manager, Slick, announced that Gang was actually African and planned to re-embrace his roots. An episode of WWF Superstars, which aired on September 24, 1988, featured a vignette with Gene Okerlund on-location in an American ghetto that was dubbed "The Deepest Darkest Parts Of Africa," where dancers dressed as tribal Africans danced and chanted around a fire; Slick then announced that Gang would be known by his new name, "Akeem, the African Dream", though Okerlund immediately called him out as the One Man Gang. This vignette received some criticism, as the Caucasian "Akeem" delivered a promo in which he spoke with an extremely stereotypical "jive" black accent and danced in the style of Dusty Rhodes while an African ritual took place in the background.

Look at rube ass Gare trying to claim stuff like that isn't funny.

[Hillbilly Jim]

[Bobby Wong]

gare, is this true?

http://www.kayfabenews.com/akeems-af...into-question/

Quote:

Akeem’s African heritage called into question
April 23, 2012

More than 20 years after his debut in the World Wrestling Federation, Akeem “The African Dream” has come under scrutiny for allegedly fabricating certain aspects of his African heritage.

“We have reason to believe that Akeem may not have been African at all,” reads a press release issued by the International African History Society (IAHS).

In support of their claims, the IAHS has published a list of facts about Akeem that seem to suggest that the corpulent wrestler did not hail from the “deepest darkest parts of Africa,” as Gene Okerlund insisted in 1988.

Among the points on the list:

– Akeem spoke with an American accent

– Akeem was grossly overweight, which is not common in Africa

– Akeem’s peculiar, spastic style of dance had no known corollary in African culture

– Akeem was white

Akeem has refused to comment on the issue, referring all questions to his manager, Slick.

Slick’s credibility, however, has also been called into question because he’s a jive soul bro who always lies to his friends.

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lol at being able to call it deepest darkest africa still in 88

[gay sex]

wow im in on that mnf opening

[Behemoth]

Akeem was the shit fellas