thinking about eating the first salad of my life

[MistaCobalina]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

vwls is a made nigga.

like its not even close.

Her weed was made by niggas, you mean.

[rum dick]

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

also real talk, i think if you piss in liquid nitrogen the cold will travel up your piss stream and your dick could shatter so don't try that

Great. Now grapes has yet another excuse for not moving to the dakotas.

[Bobby Wong]

i would pay $50 for a dick shattering vid

[Behemoth]

Only salad I eat is covered in shredded fresh provolone, diced green onions, lettuce and baby spinach and a homeade italian dressing that is probably 400 calories/quarter cup. You simply cannot eat this salad on a diet.