here you go okie dave

[Bobby Wong]

free on kindle this weekend:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01K6O7W8C

The New Oklahoma

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This is a real plan to make America way better. Join us now to find out exactly how to turn Oklahoma into a top 10 state.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...-o/description

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The New Oklahoma—A Plan to Improve the Worst Part of America

Imagine if you will, when crossing the border into Oklahoma, instead of seeing tumbleweeds, you saw a beautiful coastline as far as the eye can see? What if instead of signs warning of hundreds of miles before the next gas station, you saw a beautiful coastline as far as the eye can see? What if instead of seeing abandoned trailer homes inhabited only by starving dogs with matted hair and missing teeth, you saw a beautiful coastline as far as the eye can see? What if “what if” was the reality? What if indeed.

The New Oklahoma master plan challenges you to dare to imagine. We propose the following:

Replace almost the entire state with a giant freshwater lake.
90% of that lake being 6' deep for comfortable swimming.
Oklahoma City & Norman become a central island.
Tulsa is relocated to panhandle (new coastline).
Waterslides.
Over 1,200 miles of new beachfront property.
A new great lake. A new great future.

[gay sex]

as long as oral roberts university is safe

[Bobby Wong]

they have the top ranked intramural ark team in the country bro

[gay sex]

lol at faggot dave posting on pfa and not addressing this im outraged people

[gay sex]

also grapefruit jalapeno vodka drinks are very hot right now and that should have been an ALERT

[gay sex]

but to be fair he is faggot dave

[gay sex]

also to fin this i spent 7 dollars parking thinking we were getting pho we get to the restaurant she then bitches like nahhhhhh i want pad ki maoh or whatever those noodles are called we leave but not before we order beers and eggrolls and i have to literally lie to the guy like nope SORRY TOO HUNGOVER CANT EAT FOOD then order from a place that turns out to be the wrong place and then order ANOTHER order of pad ki maoh i do slip in a stop at a store and get 7 dollar zucchini bread but literally 2 different thai places to get one order of food

[gay sex]

also to bow this the cape cod brisket chips are super weird and good

[Bobby Wong]

gares the reason the terrorists hate us

[Bobby Wong]

literally the founder of isis yall