Originally Posted by
Behemoth
Hai guys yeah I'm fine thanks for asking where I've been. Apparently some motherfucker here told the guard I snuck a can of clam chowder out of the kitchen and had it in my cell.
7 days for canned chowder. FML
Think of it this way you might be stuck in solitary confinement but that's still better than being stuck living under a storage shed in your parents backyard like grapes. Also grapes would kill (or at least jerk off a gay meth dealer) for a can of clam chowder so quit your whining.