Oh dang yall, somebody's getting fired up for the July 22 release of the new Eldritch Moon card set for MTG.
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HeadLice
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November 6, 2005 at 10:19 am
Post count: 16
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So some guy started talking trash on me and I challenged him to a heads up match. If I win, he has to let me kiss his sister and if he wins I give him my chainmail boxer shorts. I’m killing him, I have a horde of Wild Mongrels ready to roll on him, and he starts pulling Engineered Plagues out his ass! How much mana can one guy have!?! Fucking bullshit, lame rigged ass piece of shit site. I’ll send him my boxers, because I am well known as a man of some honor in this realm, but I’m going to leave in the big skidmarks from when I went into a frothing spazz after he rivered me and started excreting simultaneously from all available orifices.