The USB Conspiracy (draft / ah hoc thread)

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I understand shoes. Isn't that something?

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I have also failed (over and over again) to overcome the rampant narcisissim so prevasive in modern drug culture and I really have to know- is there any hope at all for the human race? It seems futile, this pesky thing known as "hope." Hope was not such a dangerous thing when I was a child, what happened to the world? When did the collective minds of this species decide it was time to fold? We were pot commited, for fucks sake.

I'm reaching out for Hope here people, someone throw me a line.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

On the plus side I've taught myself to do auto body work, I am a competant gardener and I beat the fuck out of a small time hitman (with my bare hands.) All of that ought to count for SOMETHING I would think...

I also beat fairly serious (as in life and death serious) charges and let me be the first to say having one's house raided SUCKS.

[gay sex]

could be worse you could be dave right now

[gay sex]

hes already had to kobe jewelry the wife, but hes really dreading the day hes gonna have to sit his child down and say son, sometimes you mess with the tomatoes you get the horns

[gay sex]

as he starts weeping into his hands

Comments

rofl

[anatine]

what hes trying to say lord grapenstein is that its wonderful to have you back and we look forward to you taking time to bring us into the fold once again.

regale us you black emperor.

[anatine]

Also

[gay sex]

look at wongs dreamhouse

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

that literally is Wong's dreamhouse.