Times are tough and USC is just gonna have to cut down the meat ratio in the taco cart. Keep portions the same but dilute, dilute, dilute. No more 2 for 1 specials. No more lunch specials. You don't sell a guy a taco and chulapa for 2.99 when he's willing to pay 4.99. You don't give them a bowl full of guac for free when they'll pay .99 for a little plastic cup of it. You want extra salsa? Yeah that'll be .50. Sour cream? Yep, another .99. Wendy's, McD's, Burger King, all of them raising prices 50% on shit. What do we grow money out back on a tree? Raise our prices.
Attack. Look we're in this for keeps people but we're gonna have to expand in order to pick up new markets. I want at least 5 new locations scouted this week. We're more than capable of winning this thing but we're gonna have to get mad. You don't let those dirty cubans move in on our side of the street. You do whatever you have to to make sure they go down to chinatown and stay. This is our city. We run shit. Now go and do likewise gents.
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