***OFFICIAL Blake's Wife Thread*** [OFFICIAL]

[SkyNigger]

Spotted her helping herself to a charity collection dog his afternoon. In all my years...

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thread has potential

[blake]

one of her baby pictures

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did she eat all her brothers and sisters?

[blake]

if there ever was a thread that would get jim out of hiding, this is the one...

[SkyNigger]

I swear that is the fattest African toddler I think I have ever seen photographed. She looks very out of place. Like an obese woman sitting front row of a Milan catwalk show.

[SkyNigger]

Spotted just earlier on a lazy Saturday morning cruise with the Blake household's chauffeur...

[blake]

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Originally Posted by DakotaBurnsInHell

I swear that is the fattest African toddler I think I have ever seen photographed. She looks very out of place. Like an obese woman sitting front row of a Milan catwalk show.

I know right? Who would have thought she would grow up to be the beautiful thing she is today.

[blake]

one of her racier photos, obv before we were married.

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splash

[blake]

scooter, if I knew you were going to promote this thread outside of skatz, i wouldn't have put such private pics up. thanks

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by blake

scooter, if I knew you were going to promote this thread outside of skatz, i wouldn't have put such private pics up. thanks

oh goodness I've really stuck the proverbial in my mouth haven't I? golly gosh two left feet and both of them are in my mouth.

I don't know what to say. I guess I'm sorry. I just saw Gambowl [you know Gambowl, right?] loitering outside Tyde and there was a bit of an awkward silence [since we broke up after he cheated on me] and I guess it just slipped out.

I promise it might not happen again.

[SkyNigger]

Thought this was her for a horrible, horrible moment. Imagine my relief when I realised it was just her doppelganger. phew

Not good for the ole' ticker, scare like that. Let me tell you.

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