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Old 12-29-2013, 06:43 PM   #1
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seriously what the fuck? who gives a fuck about israel? who gives a fuck about israeli shithead children and their fucking bar mitzvahs??? in all seriousness if you do fuck you. just read this tripe seriously "The Western Region of Friends of the IDF was founded in 1981 by Leo David who today serves as Chairman of the region and a member of the National Board of Directors. While the vast majority of support is derived from Los Angeles, San Diego, and the San Francisco Bay Area, the region has also conducted activities with donors in Sacramento, Napa Valley, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Aspen, and even Australia!

The Western Region has been a national leader in raising funds for a variety of programs. Our donors sponsor nearly 400 IMPACT! scholarships; have adopted 8 IDF battalions; have hosted 30 LEGACY Bar/Bat Mitzvah age children to summer camp each of the past 4 years and 30 LEGACY Soldiers each of the past 3 years; have sponsored SPIRIT Weeks for every combat battalion who fought during Operation Cast Lead; and have built numerous major capital projects."

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and the jews control porn drugs and mainstream media so basically I think the human race is fucked.
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Old 12-29-2013, 06:45 PM   #2
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Scuter could probably save us but chances are probably not great that he gives enough of a fuck to do anything meaningful.

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Old 12-29-2013, 06:52 PM   #3
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i rubbed one out at some gay dude's house for a 10 sack not that long ago. i didn't really feel much and when dude pulled his pants off and started jacking off with his eyes half shut I thought about fucking his 17 year old niece (her tits are absofuckinglutely amazing) which I found appropriate for the moment. I did managed to bust a nut despite having only lotion and not astroglide to work with (and some crappy hustler barely legal porno.) somehow I still nutted faster than the gay dude and when I got home and found out the work he gave me sucked so I went back to his pad a couple days later and jacked him for a nice starter jacket that I know he loved to death and promptly chopped that fucker into shreds. then I went over his spot like shit was cool and this bastard practically begged me to play him so I obliged and after a bowl or two he gets up to go to the bathroom and the instant he's out of sight I layered his entire room with the remnants of his jacket and cut the wires (internally so you couldn't tell) to his vacuum cleaner and all of his electronics (computer tv dvr etc) and cut a fart and bounced the fuck out.

so that was my first gay experience (willingly the other ones I was a fucking kid and had no clue what i was doing so they don't count as much) and I thought I'd share.

not planning to do again

i would not recommend such an experience to any of my friends.

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Old 12-29-2013, 07:01 PM   #4
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see what's weird (to me) is this- I get offers to fuck dudes all the time- ALL THE TIME- yet some part of me just...doesn't want to be gay. like I am unable to accept the stigma or something I dont know? so that makes me homophobic right? well homophobic people tend to be closeted gays soooo....it's a paradox like a mother fucker. Scuter knows what I'm talking about.

can anyone solve me?

i should probably add the sight of a naked guy literally doesn't register on my givesafuck o-meter none whatsoever

but the sight of a naked girl feels exactly the same- nothing. strangely enough I can reach orgasm within minutes of jacking off (though sometimes I jack off for days-actual DAYS- at a time loving it every minute) so yeah what the fuck?

oh and motor oil feels decent as a lube but it gave me a bad rash for a couple days. the rash smelled bad too it wasn't good. lithium grease isn't any better but didn't produce any rash, toss up between the grease and bar soap mixed with water (which is great at clutch times but doesn't provide enough lubrication to be a contender for any appreciable length of time.)

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Old 12-29-2013, 09:10 PM   #5
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i rubbed one out at some gay dude's house for a 10 sack not that long ago.

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that's the amount of meth that mike charges to prostitute himself

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even neverheeb got a few hundred to jerk off for randy blue
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