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Old 08-01-2012, 02:06 AM   #51
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scoots when you use coloured font please bold also, TIA
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Old 08-01-2012, 03:37 AM   #52
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listen pal, unless you've been go-karting today i don't even want to catch you bitching because it's your own damn fault
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Old 08-01-2012, 04:23 AM   #53
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Mike I am going to devalue your opinion without any kind of facts to back up anything I say, as always.

Go back to 2006, I was playing poker for a living. On a typical month I cleared (after wasting a few k on coke) about 10k. I had a pretty nice apartment and was very close with my buddy Richard, who played as chpldr8 on full tilt.

I never left the house without 4-5k on me and if we drove anywhere it was in a 2004 Viper SRT-10, all black convertible.

Like, we went to get milk at 7-11, at 2am, in a viper.

Lunch?

Viper.

Go down the fucking block for mexican food?

Viper.

I was free to wake up at any time and do as I wished, I could get pretty good coke and was doing "well" overall. I think at one point I had around 30k to my name and Richard had well over 100k, both of us liquid. This was JUST prior to neteller shitting the bed and online poker took a HUGE dive after. Homegames were always juicy, as were cash games around the bay area.

And yet, I was deeply unhappy. I was so depressed often times I would be sitting in the juiciest cash games you could imagine and be literally on pins and needles not because several wealthy fish were about to make me rich but because my dealer was getting off work. I ran, not walked, out of the best cash games I've seen to meet up and get some whisky and hide away someplace detached from reality.

Guess that makes me a bit like you, doesn't it?

Rather, that makes YOU a lot like ME, a prior version of me anyway.

Now what's this nonsense trying to force your opinion of MY life onto ME John? That's so very christian of you, and also very faggot. You accuse of doing the very same thing all the time and it's pretty depressing to watch you wallow around in hypocrisy and self pity but such is your choice. I would slap you if I could for telling ME how poor I have been when you have NO idea at all but cowards refuse to face reality.

You are a coward John, it's time to realize this and hopefully make some changes for the better.

Also the fact that you are "rich" makes you important to some people, but not to me, and it never will. Your money means less than nothing as far as I am concerned, so pipe down please. You are no more or less important than any other human being on this planet and, likewise, you are no more or less valuable to all the members of this forum.

From here on out, I suggest you pay attention to threads like this one where no one asked you a goddamn thing and realize the error of your ways. Flapping your gums uninvited is both rude and highly annoying.

Moving on, for the rest of the night I suggest smoking crystal meth and jacking off to asian porn secluded away in your high rise luxury apartment (replete with curtains so thick they block out 101% of all sunlight and assuredly deprive you of most human contact) and when you're done you can hammer away a bunch of rubbish literally no one wants to read.

Regards.

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Old 08-01-2012, 08:28 PM   #54
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Like, we went to get milk at 7-11, at 2am, in a viper.

Lunch?

Viper.

Go down the fucking block for mexican food?

Viper.



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I think at one point I had around 30k to my name



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Guess that makes me a bit like you, doesn't it?

Sure Mike. For a hand or two.



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Now what's this nonsense trying to force your opinion of MY life onto ME John?

lolz

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That's so very christian of you, and also very faggot. You accuse of doing the very same thing all the time and it's pretty depressing to watch you wallow around in hypocrisy and self pity but such is your choice.

Don't watch? Watch? What the fuck do I care.

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I would slap you if I could for telling ME how poor I have been when you have NO idea at all

But you can't Mike. You can't afford to be that stupid.

No I mean you literally can't afford to cover the distance across our globe to reach where I am. Maybe your Mother will take you to the Orient? If you're nice instead of naughty.



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you important to some people, but not to me

Sorry where did you get the impression I gave a flying turd about what you value? Oh, from my failure to value you beyond your negative worth?

I can see how you'd get confused there.

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From here on out, I suggest

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Moving on, for the rest of the night I suggest

May I make a suggestion?



You never know. You could be overwhelmed with decency for once in your misery-manufacturing life. Also, you can wear it as a tie on your "good" days.
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Old 08-01-2012, 09:14 PM   #55
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scooter if im ever in the orient can i stay in your high rise luxury apartment?

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Old 08-01-2012, 09:27 PM   #56
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rofl do you coach ?

i need to learn how to run this good
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Old 08-01-2012, 10:02 PM   #57
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obv scooter was a beast at poker and has made way more than i have

post wasnt meant as a dig at his play but seriously i am running like shit in nlh at the moment game is hella tilting
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